Two Hundred and Forty: [Walking Hormone]
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Doug ended up not present at the postgame press conference, even though he was the only one of the night. More than 100 journalists crowded the small press conference site, and they had too many questions to ask.
However, when Snoopy walked into the player tunnel, he mysteriously disappeared. He obviously didn't want to be questioned by New York reporters after a wonderful debut.
He was vaccinated by more than one person, including Kevin Ding, the sports editor of the Orange County Register in Los Angeles, who has been reminding Snoopy to be careful in New York.
Therefore, Duge simply walked to the underground parking lot through the secret passage after taking a shower in the bathroom.
The player representative who replaced him at the post-match press conference was Zach Randolph. Before that, he and Nate Robinson had been interviewed by a wave of text reporters outside the locker room.
"I accept any penalty from the league, and I am willing to pay one more such ticket, because I can't wait to beat that kid up again."
Nate Robinson said angrily in front of reporters: "I can't forgive any racism, even if he has the same skin color as me!"
After he said this, Zach Randolph also expressed indignation: "I think the league should deprive him of his status as an NBA player, and the Memphis Grizzlies should fire his contract. This is a very vicious attack, which seriously provokes the nobles of the United States." The general value of shi.!"
No matter how serious and angry Zach Randolph is. But it still makes people feel a little black humor to say such politically correct words from his mouth.
However, at the next press conference.
Zach Randolph once again said this with righteous indignation. He became a representative of public opinion and criticized OJ Mayo's crimes with hatred.
He took the matter to the extreme.
He didn't even mention his 22 points and 14 rebounds in 26 minutes.
At the same time, the most heated discussion has also been set off on the Internet, and there are endless voices condemning OJ Mayo.
This made OJ Mayo, who was checking whether the groin was kicked by Nate Robinson in the hospital, finally realize the big deal.
Originally, he thought it would be a very small matter, and even laughed it off as court trash talk. Because, there are many such alleged racially discriminatory remarks on the court, but basically they will not be listed and discussed separately.
But who let him bump into Snoopy?
His agent yelled on the phone: "You idiot, do you know that Snoopy is not an ordinary NBA player at all. He is also an important Duke in the entertainment industry. The female fans behind him far exceed the sum of the rest of the NBA players. You You dared to say something like chink to him, and it was caught by the TV camera. Most importantly, you got into a fight with their bench players in the end! Dude, did you smoke something you shouldn’t smoke before the game.”
"Then what do we do now?" OJ Mayo said in a panic.
"Shut your mouth and pray to God. Pray that the DT Party and DM Party don't make things big. If it really expands to the point of irreparability, the worst result is being sued by the sponsors and leaving the NBA forever."
The manager angrily hung up the phone.
OJ Mayo quickly took out his notebook, and he began to search the Internet. On major websites, his name has been swiped a lot. Major websites have also started to report the matter one after another.
In their news, without exception, OJ Mayo is a losing and humiliating racist. And Snoopy is a strong and restrained hero.
"OJ Mayo was undoubtedly dazzled by the overwhelming praise when he was growing up. He actually said such stupid and stupid words in public. The NBA is now planning a globalization. In terms of the overall image, it is definitely a great damage. I believe... NBA officials will definitely punish him extremely harshly."
ESPN's report made OJ Mayo shudder.
"After tonight, Snoopy has formed a two-strong battle with Derrick Rose. They are becoming the only rookies among the 08 rookies who have become the core of the team..."
TNT's post-match report made OJ Mayo even more sad. In a game, Snoopy is the core position. But he fell so low that he would even be expelled from the NBA. The huge gap made him feel disheartened.
Then he browsed the USA TODAY website. The news praised Snoopy's restraint and bravery: In the face of racial discrimination, Snoopy set a perfect example. That is to crush racists professionally and make them feel ashamed.
"Chinese-style heroes and American-style scum..."
"Nate Robinson did what every American should do."
"..."
The more you watch, the colder OJ Mayo's heart becomes.
When he said that, he never expected such a bad result. In American society, this kind of discrimination is actually ubiquitous, and few people will really treat it as a "problem": after all, it is not black people who are discriminated against.
Now, however, things have really changed.
When a hero like 'Nate Robinson' appeared among the blacks, all blacks didn't mind executing a scum like OJ Mayo.
He stands against everyone.
Why?
OJ Mayo hugged his head in the ward, and things spread much faster than he imagined. Even the nurse who walked in glared at him, and even pricked his buttocks one more time.
Even an idiot would know this was a deliberate malpractice.
"Winter in New York is colder than expected!"
When OJ Mayo walked out of the hospital gate, his mood was more bitter than the cold wind.
But he didn't know that Duge was saying the same thing at this moment: "The winter in New York is colder than imagined!"
However, after he said this, he did not walk into the cold wind alone. Instead, she was hugged warmly by Taylor Swift.
Sitting next to him, meanwhile, was Selena Gomez and Karlie Kleiss, a modeling superstar who's recently risen to fame at New York Fashion Week.
"Aren't you too sweet?" Selena said beside her.
She didn't feel strange at all, she said this sentence naturally.
She seems to have completely forgotten that in Miami, she used oral technology and tongue technology for Snoopy.
Doug obviously couldn't be as calm as her, and he looked embarrassed when he greeted Selena. Even when they shook hands, they only lightly pinched the front two fingertips.
They met in the parking lot when Doug was looking for his second-hand Lincoln when a limousine pulled up next to him and Taylor Swift greeted him warmly.
"I checked your schedule and you're getting a day off tomorrow."
Taylor Swift is now familiar with the NBA schedule.
This made Duge unable to refuse her invitation. After all, she still has a hidden identity: that is her wife.
So, he got into this business car with a luxurious cabin and even a minibar.
When he walked into this compartment, he suddenly remembered Taylor Swift's commercial vehicle and the scenes that happened in that vehicle.
Thinking about it, Taylor Swift came up to him and even sat on his lap.
Then...Taylor Swift felt a powerful thrust: her buttocks instantly felt like she was riding an elevator.
This feeling made her blush, and of course she knew what was going on below. But now you can't lift your skirt in front of your girlfriends.
Therefore, she tried to change the topic so that she would not think about things that were not suitable for children.
"Hey, Selena. I heard that you have an affair with Usher's apprentice. Is it true? What's his name? Justin Bieber??" Taylor Swift said with a frown.
"Oh. I've heard of that kid's name. Isn't he a celebrity on YouTube?" Carly Kress said quickly, "He seems to be only fifteen years old."
"Yes. I've seen him a lot in the studio lately, he's working on his first album. He's a very talented musical prodigy, and when you see his musical talent, you can't help but fall for him Yes." When Selena said this, she deliberately glanced at Doug.
She hoped to catch some messages from the Duke's eyes.
However, at this time, His Excellency the Duke seemed to be caught in some kind of memory.
Justin Bieber?
baby?
His consciousness was fuzzy, and then the melody and lyrics of a song slowly flowed out.
Then, he sang: "ohh...wooaah!! You-konw-you-love-me, I-know-you-care. You-shout-whenever..."
Although without any instrumental assistance.
But Duge's voice and the melody and lyrics of the song caught the ears of the three girls very quickly.
When singing the chorus, Taylor Swift, a professional singer, even took the initiative to beat the beat: "Baby! baby! baby! nooo. My-baby, baby, baby, nooo..."
At this point, Doug stopped abruptly.
Because Taylor Swift was shaking his body to beat, he could no longer concentrate. This high-frequency shaking made his little brother have a feeling of blood rushing.
"Hey, why don't you sing it." Selena said very excitedly: "This song is so beautiful. Why don't you finish it?"
"Um... I need a recording studio." Duge blushed, and his breathing was a little heavy.
But only Taylor Swift felt it, because the elevator under her ass began to shake like a roller coaster, which made her body unable to help but limp...
"Taylor's home has a recording studio, I think you should record it. This will definitely be a champion single." Selena clapped her hands and said excitedly.
Carly Kress on the side also had an expression of admiration, her eyes were filled with little stars: "My lord, from now on, I will be your number one fan. Your talent makes me unable to suffocate. If it wasn't for Taylor's preemptive success, you Definitely will be my first man!"
These words made the atmosphere in the car freeze instantly.
The red-faced Taylor Swift was tense.
Selena also looked at this rising future superstar in the supermodel world with a surprised expression.
"So... is Snoopy the walking hormone?"
Selena murmured to herself as she finally caught sight of Taylor Swift's buttocks dangling out of the corner of her eye.
Then... her face slowly turned red with the image of Miami in her head.
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