Chapter 640: The Wronged Cerberus
The Chinese pug is very cute, with two big eyes. When it tilts its head to look at you, everyone will think that the little guy is extremely cute and a little bit innocent.くくくく√★★√
Pug dogs are different from Shar Pei dogs. They are much more fun than Shar Pei dogs.
As a pet dog, mynah has a large number of fans in China.
But the problem is, who dares to like a pug with three heads?
The more important problem is that the pug with three heads can also talk, is proficient in the languages and swear words of all countries in the world, and also has a neurotic personality.
"Actually, the girls in hell are pretty good. They dare to love and hate. They just don't look good, so they can only be singles for the rest of their lives."
"Nonsense! There are still many girls in the underworld who have boyfriends, so they are not as exaggerated as what you said. If someone comes to trouble you and beats you up because of what you said in the future, it has nothing to do with me."
"Have you two idiots forgotten that we use the same body? If we get beaten, we will both feel pain."
"Who are you calling stupid Bo Yi!? As one of the three heads, what qualifications do you have to call us stupid!"
"That's right, that's right, you don't even know what kind of virtue you are, and you dare to talk about the two of us."
The pug, with its short legs, big head and chubby body, began to fight among itself.
The heads in the middle and the left side began to attack the head on the right side in unison. Such a scene made Kim Hyun Tae on the side not know what to say.
The three-headed hell dog in myths and legends has such a virtue, which makes Jin Xiantae unable to look directly at him, especially when the opponent is a pug, it makes Jin Xiantae's balls hurt to the extreme.
Looking at the fleshy three-headed hell dog, he couldn't think of adjectives such as majestic, imposing, and majestic at all.
In addition, after watching the conversation between the three-headed hell dogs with his own eyes, Jin Xiantai just felt that "funny" was the most appropriate way to describe it, and any other description was not appropriate.
The right side of the head couldn't speak for two heads, so a curse word was said in French.
This was considered a stab in the ass, and the left and middle heads were not to be outdone, and began to curse their own 'brothers' in a foreign language.
"You thought you were the only one who could speak a foreign language?
Show off, right? idiot! "
"Hey, it's great that you can speak French, Asiba!"
Jin Xiantai raised his right hand and rubbed his temples. He was really messed up by this style of painting.
"Stop arguing, I have a headache."
The three-headed hell dog became quiet, and all three heads looked at Jin Xiantae at the same time. They were still very cute when they were quiet, provided that you ignore the weirdness of having three heads.
"Okay! I'll give face to Father Hades! I'll shut up!"
The middle head spoke first.
Then the head on the left side followed closely and said: "In order for you not to deprive me of my rations in the future, I will also shut up!"
The head on the right is the last to speak.
"The two idiots have shut up, and I am no exception."
In an instant, the war will reignite.
When Kim Hyun Tae saw this posture, he immediately interrupted the two heads' attempts to quarrel, "I'll treat you to a big dinner later, so stop arguing." Maybe the topic of big dinner is more attractive, and the middle part After the head and the head on the left hummed at the same time, they stopped paying attention to the head on the right.
Little Coco lost interest in construction at this time, and she came over in a bound.
"Little dog, have you made my dad angry?"
The next second, the three-headed hell dog was lying on the ground in a very obscene posture, with its legs in the air, and the tongues of its three heads were drooped at the corners of its mouth, and it began to act cute and silly towards Coco.
"No, Lord Hades, how dare we provoke your father."
Little Keke squatted down with a smile, and suddenly punched the three-headed dog in the stomach, causing its three heads to utter an "uh" sound at the same time.
"Be respectful to my father, or I will stew you and eat dog meat!"
When Coco was in Chinese Dragon City, she tasted dog meat with her father, so she knew that dog meat was still delicious. Plus, Coco dared to eat it, so she didn't sound like she was trying to scare the hellhound.
After seeing an inexplicable flicker in Coco's eyes, Cerberus trembled all over.
[You’re not really going to eat us, are you? 】
Such an idea came to three heads at the same time, making them break into a cold sweat.
[Oh my God, the God of Hades in this life looks different from the God of Hades in the previous life. It seems that we can’t fool around. 】
The three-headed hell dog immediately understood the situation he was in, and also understood the position of Jin Xiantai, an ordinary person, in the heart of Hades.
Originally, the three-headed hell dog thought that after obtaining the godhead of Hades, Coco would no longer be so cold towards his father.
After all, Coco is already a god, so how can she care about her father, a mortal like an ant.
God, aren’t they all disowned by their relatives?
But looking at it now, it's obvious that they were wrong.
With lightning speed, the three-headed hell dog turned over and rushed to Jin Xiantai's feet. At the same time, the three heads stuck out their tongues and licked Jin Xiantai's shoes.
While licking this guy, he complimented Jin Xiantai without restraint, "Dad, Hades, please forgive the puppy's ignorance. As the father of Hades, I think you won't be as familiar with our puppies, right? We promise not to do it again in the future." I won’t ignore you so much, so please don’t let Lord Hades eat us, okay?” The three heads took turns saying compliments, and when one of them complimented, the other two heads licked the tops of their shoes.
Is this the virtue of the God of Olympus?
The performance of the three-headed hell dog made it impossible for Jin Xiantai to look directly at him.
You know, Cerberus, the three-headed dog of hell, is a famous guy in mythology.
Although it is not as famous as the famous Olympian gods, as a symbol of the Olympian hell, it also has plots of conspiracy, killing, and cruelty.
But looking at the guy licking the tops of his shoes and saying compliments, Kim Hyun Tae couldn't connect him with the three-headed hell dog in mythology.
This is a mutated pug that has no moral integrity and is also funny, okay!
"Kind Father Hades, you will not pity an orphan without a father and mother, right? Although I don't want to mention the past, I still have to muster up the courage to tell you about my past. I must After listening to my story, you will definitely feel pity for me, an orphan child."
God knows if the three-headed dog from hell came from an acting school. As he was talking, tears swollen out of the eyes of the three heads. There was no emotion brewing at all. It just came out of nowhere.
Kim Hyun Tae was stunned!
Holding Jin Xiantai's feet with his two fat and short front paws, the three-headed hell dog began to make up random stories about his life as an orphan, and from time to time he secretly glanced at Coco next to him.
In the description of the three-headed hell dog, its father is a scumbag who abandoned his wife, and his mother is also a playboy. In short, it was abandoned by its parents when it was a child, and then became an orphan, and experienced many experiences while growing up. There have been a lot of ups and downs and setbacks, which is called a miserable life.
God knows if Cerberus' parents were still alive, they would kill him for the lies he told.
It has been bullied by all the creatures in Olympus, whether it is a male god or a female god, and they all bully it and take pleasure in it. Anyway, according to the three-headed dog of hell, only Hades is a good person, and the rest of the Olympus gods They're all bad guys.
Jin Xiantai finally figured it out. This guy, the three-headed dog from hell, never told the truth when he opened his mouth.
Andrew was holding a tablet computer and looking at the information about Cerberus in myths and legends, with a smile on his face.
"That's enough! You're a lying guy. Your father was obviously killed by Zeus to protect you, and your mother was killed by Hera for you. Why do you think your parents are both bad guys!"
Because she inherited the memory of Hades, Coco is very familiar with the truth in myths and legends, so of course she knows that the stories told by the three-headed dog of hell are all fabricated.
After all, Coco is still Coco. Hades's soul consciousness has been obliterated. So as a child who respects his father very much, Coco certainly has no good impression of the three-headed hell dog who described his parents as such a scumbag.
Children all have a clear distinction between love and hate.
Perhaps Hades, like the three-headed dog of hell, is the kind of person who tells lies.
So as a member of the underworld of Olympus, it can be explained that the three-headed dog of hell has such a character.
Cerberus didn't know yet that his former boss, the master full of conspiracies and lies, had completely disappeared and did not occupy Coco's body, so he thought that by making up lies like this, he would have no problems at all like in ancient times. Woolen cloth.
Unexpectedly, this suddenly angered Xiao Keke.
As a little girl with normal morals and worldview, Coco exploded!
Coco ran to her father's side, grabbed Cerberus, and then her small fists fell on it like rain, beating it until it screamed.
After all, it is fused with the soul of Hades. Although it is not possible to use all the power and power of Hades, the little guy's fist cannot be easily withstood.
Hades's divine energy changed Coco's bones and body, so Cerberus was unlucky.
Every time Xiao Keke punched the three-headed hell dog, there would be a black energy ripple, and there would be a crisp sound of bones breaking.
"I hate guys like you the most. You don't even respect your own parents. I guess you're not a good person either, so let me beat you to death!" Coco yelled hatefully while beating the three-headed hell dog. .
Jin Xiantai did not stop his daughter. He also felt that the three-headed hell dog was a scourge, so it was best to kill him. Every word of this guy was a lie. God knows whether it will trick him and his daughter in the future.
"Lord Hades! Spare me! Aren't the creatures in our underworld full of lies, conspiracies, and deceit? You taught me this, and I'm not wrong! Wuwuwuwu! Lord Hades, what are you doing? Changed, when did you start advocating justice! Dad! Mom! Help me! Wuwuwuwu!"
The three-headed hell dog was so aggrieved that it couldn't help but cry. (To be continued.)