Chapter 1412 Thinking Back to the Past, I, Your Teacher...
In Shenzhen, the streets at the east gate of Luohu Business District are bustling with people.
Guang Chengzi, wearing a suit and leather shoes with a slicked back hair, gold-rimmed flat glasses, and a human-like appearance, had just walked out of a Zhuānmai store with his apprentice Chenghua.
At the entrance of the specialty store, the shiny-faced boss was nodding and handing a thick red envelope to Guangchengzi with a flattering and respectful smile on his face.
"Thank you, Master, for taking action this time! Small talk is not disrespectful!"
The red envelope was very thick, and it cost more than 10,000 yuan. Guangchengzi just glanced at it, then reached out to take the red envelope and put it into his pocket, without any courtesy at all.
Standing next to Guangchengzi was Chenghua, who was dressed as a little Taoist boy and carried a small peach wood sword.
God knows why Guangchengzi dressed in a suit and leather shoes, but he chose to dress his apprentice Chenghua as a Taoist boy. He had no idea how nondescript the difference between himself and his apprentice was.
"Boss Zhang, you're very polite. If you still have this problem in the future, just call me at diànhuà on your business card. I have been practicing exorcism and catching ghosts for Feng Shui..."
Guangchengzi took out a business card and handed it to the fat owner of Zhuanmài shop.
Chenghua lowered his head and muttered.
It was obvious that he was not interested in his master's style.
After some pleasantries, Guangchengzi snapped his fingers and turned around to leave. Chenghua, who lowered his head and muttered, followed closely behind.
After the master and apprentice had walked quite a distance, Chenghua raised his little face and complained about his master: "Master! You obviously summoned a few resentful spirits to cause trouble. It was you who caused the whole thing. How can you still do it?" It’s so embarrassing to take people’s money!”
Guangchengzi paused, and his face showed a bit of embarrassment, but he soon returned to normal and seriously refuted his apprentice's complaints.
"We, master and disciple, need to eat. If we don't make money like this, won't we both starve to death? Anyway, that guy is not short of money. What does it matter if the master uses such a small trick to get some money from him? It's just a little kid like you. Rigid and not flexible at all.”
Guangchengzi is thick-skinned enough to actually tell such nonsense.
Chenghua is a good boy. He feels that his master is wrong to do this. If he pursues it strictly, it is basically a fraud.
"Master, what we're doing is really wrong. My mommy told me that there are some things you can do in life, but some things you can't do. For example, we can't do this, Master."
Chenghua watched seriously as his master continued to insist on his point of view.
Guangchengzi looked down at the serious young apprentice, unable to refute for a moment. After all, the little guy was right.
Ahem!
"Be flexible! You have to learn to be flexible! You can't always be so stubborn. Even if you are a god in this world, you must learn to be flexible. If a person doesn't know how to be flexible, his life will be very difficult in the future."
"Hmph! Master, you know how to talk nonsense!"
Chenghua didn't accept Guangchengzi's tricks at all.
Looking at the little guy's reaction, Guang Chengzi felt helpless.
"Master will take you to eat William Fried Chicken later, okay? I'll buy you a Family Bucket, and I'll give you a super girl-killing doll."
Guangchengzi knew that he had no way to argue with Chenghua on this issue. After all, it was what he did that was not honest.
And the little guy has always been stubborn.
So the wisest thing to do now is to quickly change the subject.
And Guangchengzi knew very well that if he wanted to change the topic, he had to mention something that could attract Chenghua's attention.
And for Chenghua, what is he most concerned about?
Obviously, that's...eating!
Sure enough, when Guangchengzi brought up such a proposal, Chenghua immediately stopped dwelling on the previous issue. Instead, he raised his little hand and held up three fingers: "Three portions of Family Bucket, five fried chicken burgers, two mashed potatoes,
A side of French fries and two cups of lemon tea. "
Guangchengzi leaned over, picked up Chenghua, and then walked towards William's Fried Chicken Restaurant not far away, complaining to the little guy: "It's so delicious, how can the master not make money?"
"Hmph! Charlatan! Why did my mother let you be my master? Will I also become a little liar from now on!"
Chenghua heard Guangchengzi's complaint and immediately retorted rudely.
Speaking of which, after Guangchengzi became Chenghua's master, he would bring Chenghua with him every time he did 'business'. Therefore, Chenghua noticed all the methods used by his master to attract 'business'.
And how did Guangchengzi attract business?
After all, his way of survival in the secular world is to exorcise people, catch ghosts, read Feng Shui, and occasionally visit ghost houses.
But after all, this kind of business doesn't have people looking for it every day.
Therefore, Guangchengzi needs to develop customers and resources by himself.
So what did Guangchengzi do?
This is very embarrassing to say.
In order to have a business and make money, this guy will choose some guys who are not very authentic in getting rich, and use his magical powers to summon some ghosts and ghosts to make trouble in other people's homes.
Then he appears at the right time, showing that he is a 'master' who can solve the other party's problems, and business will naturally happen.
By doing this, Guangchengzi certainly had good business and made a lot of money.
However, Guangchengzi also contracted some small bad habits while living in the secular world.
He is a senior lottery fan with fifteen years of experience.
Yes, Guangchengzi likes to buy lottery tickets.
Therefore, all the money he earned was invested in buying lottery tickets.
Who could have imagined this?
The famous Guangchengzi, one of the twelve golden immortals of the Tangtang Chan Cult, is actually a lottery fan.
Of course, when Guangchengzi buys lottery tickets, he never uses any means to influence the prize. He firmly believes that he will win the jackpot with luck, just like thousands of lottery fans.
It's just that he's really unlucky. He hasn't even won a small prize of five yuan in the fifteen years since he bought it. This is really sad.
Therefore, over the past fifteen years, it has contributed a large part of its strength to the welfare lottery industry.
And he spends a lot of money every time he buys lottery tickets.
Now that he has another apprentice, Cheng Hua, he, as a master of lottery fans, must of course work harder on his ‘business’, right?
Otherwise, how could he support himself and his apprentices, and continue his lottery dream.
So in order to make money and live, using some tricks or something is really a harmless thing in Guangchengzi's opinion.
Moreover, the targets he selected were all unscrupulous businessmen.
By choosing such a person as a target, Guangchengzi will not have to worry about cause and effect, and at the same time he can solve his own financial problems, so why not do this kind of thing.
It's just that Sanguanzheng's disciple Chenghua is a little uncomfortable with his master's behavior, so he always gets complaints from the little guy.
This also made Guang Chengzi embarrassed and helpless.
After walking into William Fried Chicken Restaurant and buying the food Chenghua ordered, Guangchengzi took Chenghua to find a corner to sit down.
Although the master bought him his favorite food, Chenghua still couldn't help but continue to complain about him.
"Master, can we do business well? Besides, you dress yourself up like this, but dressing me up as a Taoist boy is too much."
He hummed and took a bite of the fried chicken leg in his hand. Chenghua stared at his master with dissatisfaction and said.
"Look at the way those children look at me. I feel like they are looking at a fool. Can I stop dressing like this in the future?"
Regarding the fact that his master dressed himself as a Taoist boy, Chenghua was quite speechless in his heart.
Guangchengzi glanced around and saw some children dining, looking at Chenghua with very strange eyes. No wonder Chenghua was unhappy.
"Master thinks you look cute dressed like this."
Guangchengzi comforted Chenghua and said.
Chenghua curled his lips, picked up the lemon tea and took a sip.
"Anyway, I won't wear any clothes tomorrow. If you dress me up like this, I will call my mommy to take me home, and I will terminate the master-disciple relationship with you."
Chenghua finally figured it out. If he wanted to solve this problem, he had to use his trump card.
And Chenghua’s trump card is, ‘I want to go home! I don’t want to be your apprentice anymore! ’.
As for whether it is useful or not?
Just look at Guangchengzi's reaction.
"Oh, dear disciple, I just promise you, master. Why do you need to say something that makes master so sad?"
Although Chenghua was trying to scare Guangchengzi.
But Guangchengzi took it seriously. He was really afraid that the little guy would not follow him as his apprentice, so he immediately agreed to Chenghua that he would never dress him up like this again starting tomorrow.
Seeing that Guangchengzi finally compromised, Chenghua also knew the current affairs and did not push too far. It must be said that Chenghua knew how to measure and was a little man. In this regard, he and his younger brother completely followed their sister Coco.
"Master, why do you always like to dress me up like a Taoist boy?"
Chenghua asked curiously.
When Guangchengzi was asked this question by Chenghua, he suddenly looked sad, with an expression of 'reminiscing about the past' appearing on his face.
"I saw my past self in you. At that time, I was as polished as you. But as the years go by, I can only remember you now. I am old."
"Master, can you still have some face?"
Chenghua responded unceremoniously, immediately choking Guangchengzi.
"I don't believe you were ever as cute and handsome as me. My mommy said I can find many girlfriends in the future because I'm handsome! Master, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Eat fried chicken! Stop talking!"
"Let's talk, master, have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"Eat! You talk a lot!"
As the owner of the Ten Thousand Years Qilin Arm, Chenghua asked him if he had a girlfriend. Isn't this an obvious thing?
How should Guangchengzi respond?
"Master, are you an old bachelor?"
Chenghua people are so bratty that they seem to have seen through something.
Guangchengzi felt that his apprentice was looking down on him, which he couldn't bear.
"Who is the old bachelor! Your master and I are known as the most handsome guy in the fairy world. I am the dream lover of countless female fairies. I have dated so many goddesses and fairies in the past. What do you know, you little brat! You must know that your master and I are all over the fairy world. During the performance, those female immortals cried and shouted that they wanted to be my Taoist companions, and there was a huge fight in the immortal world about this."
In order not to be looked down upon by his apprentice, Guangchengzi decided to brag a lot.
When Chenghua heard this, he immediately became interested and urged: "Oh, master, you were so fierce in the past. Tell me about it to my apprentice. It turns out that master, you are so powerful."
The adoring look in the little guy's eyes made Guang Chengzi feel elated.
Anyway, the cowhide has already been blown, so what will happen if it continues to be blown.
“Well, since you are interested, I will pick a few to talk about, and let you see how glorious I was in the past…”