Chapter 83 Saliva 9-Stage Fight Against the Emperor
home.
Lin Fan was lying on the sofa, feeling very sour. Look at this room, this is what people treat. There is a sofa, a TV, and a separate bathroom.
What was it called before? A few square meters, not even a bathroom, just walk a few steps to the side, and there is no room to display your real skills.
Now it's time to stand up and call the shots and sing, and life is getting more and more petty.
TV news, entertainment host, playing a piece of news.
"Recently, Han Lu, the number one player in Chinese MMA, and Lei Lei, the master of Bagua boxing, had an unlimited free competition at the Modu Gymnasium..."
Lin Fan is currently studying the encyclopedia.
Host: Lin Fan.
Occupation: Hand Cake Master, Fortune Teller Master, Baguazhang Master.
Task: The famous Master Lin (not completed), reward: encyclopedia value +20...
Encyclopedia value: 67 points.
He was taken aback by the knowledge on the third page. How to explain this knowledge to others, even if it was told, not many people would understand.
Weibo.
Lin Fan found that something was wrong with his Weibo comments. The topic changed so quickly that most netizens were discussing one thing.
Orange Ryefield: "This Han Lu is too awesome, KO Lei Lei in 11 seconds."
Poor people read the genuine version: "This guy is so arrogant, and most people really can't handle it, but Lei Lei has already said on Weibo that he doesn't want to hurt the other party's life, and he didn't use internal force. If he used internal force, he would definitely kill Han Lu. Play Xiang."
Cabbage CC: "Just a little bragging, Han Lu is a master, and he has experienced many battles, so these routine moves are not comparable."
....
When did my Weibo become a place for public discussion?
Lin Fan was a little curious about what was going on, and then searched, and a video actually appeared.
After watching the video, he had only one thought.
cruel!
violent!
Kill!
Three times, five times and two divisions, you will be KO'd. If you go up by yourself, you will definitely be blown up too.
When he first read the introduction, Lin Fan was full of confidence in himself.
The knowledge on the third page is Baguazhang, and I can go up and fight it, but after watching the video, I gave up this idea. This punch hurts so much, it's better to take it easy.
At this time, Lin Fan posted a Weibo, feeling that he must keep pace with the times.
"Actually, this master is also a Baguazhang master."
Someone will reply soon.
Ximen Xiaobai's brother: "6666... The master hides his secrets, and wants to seek justice for the martial arts."
Orange Wheat Field: "Master, you better tell the fortune, we don't get involved in these barbarian things."
Misty luck: "Bragging about my ability, I will obey Master, Master. Recently, I went to my friend's barber shop to have my hair permed. My friend gave me a green hair perm. Does my friend have something you want to tell me?"
"666..., your friend is a true friend, he is expressing his love to you."
....
Looking at these comments on Weibo, Lin Fan felt a little helpless. The knowledge task on the third page was to become the famous Master Lin, so what should I do.
Forget it, forget it, don't want to worry about this, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, as for fighting with others, forget it, it's afraid of pain.
Just when Lin Fan was about to turn off his phone and go to sleep, the slasher who had disappeared for a while miraculously appeared.
Autumn knife chops fish: "It's really shameless for you to be the master of Bagua Zhang."
Autumn knife chops fish: "Han Lu punches down, and it can blow your dick."
"Everyone, come quickly, get melon seeds and water ready, Dou Zhan Pundi, who has disappeared for many years, has reappeared, and is going to set off a bloodbath on Weibo."
"Drool Nine Duan Fighting Spray Emperor,
Who else can give him a death, let me and other ignorant people look forward to it. "
Autumn Sword Cutting Fish: "Hey, that's all, life is as brilliant as summer flowers, and death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves. I am not losing to you, but to this terrible reality."
"666...the chief of the navy, he released a classic sentence when he disagreed with him. This kind of arrogance is really not something ordinary people can have."
"Dou Zhan Pun Di is a waste of fame, you still don't applaud and praise."
Qiudao Zhanyu is considered a celebrity on Lin Fan's Weibo. From the time when there were only a few dozen followers on Weibo, he has been fighting with Lin Fan until now. Every comment is full of murderous intent and corpses are everywhere.
From Lin Fan's point of view, there was something wrong with the comments made by the head of the navy, as if he had a sense of disillusionment.
Lin Fan hesitated for a moment, finally sighed, and directly sent a private message.
"Qiu Dao, you are a good person. This master has made a fortune for you. The nurse who has been taking care of you is the marriage of your life. Tell me on time at nine o'clock tonight. Your life is about to change. Believe it or not."
At this moment, lying on the hospital bed, looking at the ceiling with a loveless expression on his face, the Mengmeng incident has already broken his heart, and all the broken pieces have become scum.
When he saw this private message, Qiu Dao Zhan Yu had a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
He knew that this magic stick had real skills, but he was the chief of the autumn knife, and he never regretted what he did in his life, even if he knew it was a trap, he would never bow his head.
If you say you want to hate you for the rest of your life, then you will be black for the rest of your life, and you will never change your mind because of what you have done.
Qiu Dao Zhan Yu sent a private message: "Get lost!"
Just one word, but it fully expresses Qiu Dao Zhan Yu's attitude towards Lin Fan.
I checked the time on my phone, it was eight thirty.
Qiu Dao Zhan Yu no longer cares about Weibo affairs, but opens Baidu to search for the confession guide, one after another touching confession vows, deeply moved Qiu Dao Zhan Yu.
"God stick, as long as I succeed in confessing today, I will definitely spray you lightly from now on."
Qiu Dao, who has been in the hospital for several days, has been taken care of by a nurse. The nurse is young, beautiful, and gentle. Every time the soft voice reaches Qiu Dao's ears, Qiu Dao feels that it is broken into slag. There are signs of a slow healing in the heart.
It's exactly nine o'clock.
The nurse who was helping the autumn knife to hang the water in the ward smiled sweetly and turned to leave.
After the nurse left, Qiu Dao Zhan Yu immediately pulled out the needle.
Although I am not happy with this magic stick, but according to my observations over the past few days, this magic stick is a really capable person. Given today's situation, this magic stick must have given up and wants to please himself.
Since he said that his life changed at nine o'clock, he can't be wrong.
Thinking about how he would be able to erupt into male glory every night in the future, Qiu Dao became a little excited.
Push open the door of the ward.
corridor.
Even this spacious hospital gown can't stop, Qiu Dao cut Yuxiu's fat and fat determination.
"Quiet, stop." Qiu Dao Zhan Yu shouted sideways.
At this moment, the quiet corridor became even quieter.
Some nurses stared blankly at the patient.
The nurse who was called Jing Jing turned her head and looked curiously at the slasher.
Slap!
Qiu Dao Zhan Yu knelt down on one knee, "Jing Jing, you are the domineering sky, I am the unrestrained wind, I want to change the sky, but I have a soft spot for you, Jing Jing, I love you, you can be mine Girlfriend?"
vomiting~
help~
In an instant, Jing Jing ran away with a pale face, very decisively, without a trace of remembrance.
Qiu Dao Zhan Yu stared at all this with a stupefied look, and was instantly enraged. He immediately went back to the ward, picked up his phone, and sent a private message.
"Fucking shit, you goddamn stick, I don't do anything in my life, I just want to fight you to the end."
Lin Fan, who was just about to go to bed, received a private message and sent back a message.
Lin Fan: "This master is also pleased that you can regain the strength of the saliva nine-dan fighting emperor."
Autumn Sword Killing Fish: "You bastard, just wait for me, I Autumn Sword Killing Fish will definitely lead the army and crush your Weibo."
At this moment, Qiu Dao Zhan Yu's heart was filled with infinite fighting spirit, and he provoked himself again and again.
Unbearable, really unbearable.
But Lin Fan smiled slightly at this moment. He felt that everything was worth it if he could use this method to let a lamb who had lost hope in society regain his fighting spirit.
I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.
But whether you go to hell or not, you still have to sleep.
Turn off the phone.
sleep.
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