Chapter 16 You Are Insulting the Fortune Teller
Youth Arts Magazine.
"Look, the little boss has a reporter." Huo Han looked in surprise.
"This kind of situation will definitely happen. The little boss's finger cakes are tasteless. They are too hot."
"A reporter came to the door. It seems that Huo Han, your little handsome guy must be very happy now." Zhong Qingyi is now also impressed by this hand pancake, and the most important thing is that this hand pancake has won her a round.
This morning, when I gave my sister a hand pancake, seeing her exaggerated expression, I burst out laughing.
Now the more Qingyi thinks about it, the happier he is, and he hates that he didn't take this ugly photo.
"What, my little handsome guy, that's everyone's little handsome guy, okay, but the little boss must be very happy." Huo Han said with a smile.
But now, they really guessed wrong.
Lin Fan is in a very depressed mood now, and also a little helpless. If he had a cigarette now, Lin Fan would definitely smoke one silently, expressing his sadness.
The second page of this encyclopedia is too cheating.
"Open the second page of the encyclopedia. Since it is the second page, choose a career related to the people around the host."
"Tian Hanming is more friendly to the host, so he opened the fortune-telling category."
"Issuing a mission: to become the famous Master Lin."
"Task reward: Encyclopedia worth 20 points, you can choose to open the third page of small-type knowledge."
"Remarks: To open a new page, the host must invest in new knowledge as soon as possible, otherwise the encyclopedia will be withdrawn."
Tian Shengun, who was trying his best to fool the client, found a pair of evil eyes staring at him all the time, his hair suddenly turned cold, and the chrysanthemums were in full bloom, feeling a sense of crisis.
"What are you looking at me for?" Tian Shen looked at Lin Fan suspiciously, wondering what this kid meant.
If he had a knife now, Lin Fan would definitely pick it up and chop Tian Shensuan to pieces.
Why is this guy so friendly to himself?
It's a dog day.
Fortune-telling classification? Seeing Tian Shengun sitting on the small bench and telling fortunes to clients, Lin Fan even wanted to die.
For Lin Fan, at least he had to open a higher-level one.
But the current situation left Lin Fan speechless. If he didn't devote himself to the fortune-telling industry, the encyclopedia would be withdrawn. The current situation was like a dream to Lin Fan, so he was willing to abandon it.
Why!
Lin Fan sighed and turned his head. It seems that the road ahead must be on the road of fooling around.
But at this moment, Lin Fan looked at a client in front of him, and many things appeared in his mind unconsciously.
"Yang Yongkang, 40 years old, Chinese teacher of Guangming Middle School, divorced, raising a son and a daughter... Accumulated virtue and did good deeds, no serious evil, and died a good death."
In Lin Fan's eyes, the lines on Teacher Yang's face suddenly turned into symbols one after another, and each symbol contained various meanings.
For the rest of his life, he had been seen through by himself.
This is so damn powerful.
Lin Fan blinked, feeling a little unscientific.
"Fuck!"
All of a sudden, Lin Fan swears violently. Originally, in Lin Fan's opinion, this fortune teller must be fooling around a lot, but now something seems wrong.
"Little boss, are you okay?" Yang Yongkang was stunned for a moment, then asked, he didn't know what happened to the little boss, suddenly, he seemed to be possessed by a demon.
Tian Shengun raised his head and looked at Lin Fan. Could it be that something happened in this shock?
"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Fan waved his hands, and then continued to make finger cakes, but looked at Yang Yongkang's face more carefully.
More and more pictures appeared in Lin Fan's mind.
"Wealth is so strong, it's like the God of Wealth descending on the top of your head,
It's just that this God of Wealth is a bit partial, it's partial wealth. "
Lin Fan felt that he saw many things clearly, so he continued to read.
"The lottery sales point in front of the school, winning the first prize..."
"However, the God of Wealth seems to be able to leave at any time. That means there will be changes. It seems that by then, Yang Yongkang may miss this opportunity."
When Lin Fan looked at Yang Yongkang unscrupulously like this, Yang Yongkang felt hairy all over his body, as if he was being missed by others.
This little boss won't be that interested.
Yang Yongkang began to think wildly, feeling that the little boss's eyes were so evil.
"Mr. Yang, do you usually like to buy lottery tickets?" Lin Fan asked.
"Lottery tickets? Never buy them, they are all lies." Yang Yongkang said with a smile, then he was taken aback and looked at Lin Fan in surprise, "How do you know my surname is Yang?"
"Pinch your fingers, believe it or not." Lin Fan said.
Tian Shensuan, who was fooling others, coughed violently, and looked at Lin Fan with a strange face. This kid started to fool people by selling finger cakes.
Could it be that he was infected by this god?
"Haha." Yang Yongkang smiled, feeling that the little boss was really funny, so he didn't think too much about it.
But now Lin Fan understood what the unstable factor he saw was. Teacher Yang was destined to have such a fortune. If he caught it, he would be rich for life.
Just like that sentence, the opportunity is grasped by oneself, if you miss it, it will be gone.
When Lin Fan handed the pancake to Teacher Yang, he grabbed Teacher Yang's hand.
Teacher Yang was taken aback, and his whole body trembled. This little boss really wouldn't have such a hobby.
"Teacher Yang, I look at your face. Today's fortune will be all over the sky. If you have partial wealth, remember, when you arrive at the school gate, you must go to the lottery shop next to it and buy a lottery ticket." Lin Fan said seriously, if this If you really hit it, it proves that the fortune-telling skills rewarded by this encyclopedia are against the sky.
If you don't win, just pretend you didn't say it.
Reporter Wang on the side saw this scene, his expression was stunned, and he suddenly wanted to laugh in his heart, this damn is so funny, a magic stick next to him is not enough, even himself is a magic stick.
For reporter Wang, I just watch and don't talk, and let you perform to your heart's content.
Tian Shengun looked at Lin Fan, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, awesome, this fooled people, he was more domineering than himself.
Directly and blatantly let people buy lottery tickets, and they are not afraid that they will lose their homes, so they will kill you directly.
"Forehead!"
Yang Yongkang was taken aback, feeling that the little boss's expression was a bit serious.
this…….
boom!
Suddenly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and struck directly next to the small vendor.
"Fuck!"
This sudden scene made Lin Fan jump up in fright, and almost scared his little heart out.
And the people around were so frightened that they almost collapsed to the ground.
"Thunderbolt, this is Thunderbolt."
Lin Fan swallowed sharply, he still hasn't calmed down yet.
"Warning: The host is insulting the wonderful knowledge of fortune-telling. If you see through it without telling the truth, it is a violation of the rules for the host to change the fate of others so bluntly. If you warn once, it will not be an exception, otherwise you will be split into a vegetative state on the spot."
At first Lin Fan thought it was God just farting, but he didn't expect it to be a warning from the encyclopedia.
The people around were also scared away, their faces were all pale. If they were hit just now, they would definitely be dead.
At this time, Teacher Yang had long since hid far away.
"Teacher Yang, don't forget, I can't say any more, otherwise I will be hacked into a fool." Lin Fan shouted.
"boom!"
It was another thunderbolt.
Shocked, Lin Fan's calf trembled, and he waved his hand directly, "Stop talking, stop talking, don't hit me."
Reporter Wang originally wanted to expose Lin Fan and find some news, but when he saw how dangerous this place was, he ran away in a hurry.
I'm here to find news, not to risk my life.
And those who want to buy finger cakes are also shocked. Compared with delicious food, life is more important.
"What the hell did you kid do? Quickly give me two hundred yuan, and I will do the math for you." Tian Shensuan directly hugged the stool and hid Lin Fan far away. This kid must have forcibly intervened The old sow next door caused anger.
It hurts the fish in the pond.
"My day..."
Lin Fan yelled, expressing his dissatisfaction, why don't you just tell each other, if necessary, strike again.
Don't say it, don't say it, really.