Lao Tzu Is the Devil

Chapter 731: 3 Circles Left, 3 Circles Right

In Kunlun Town, there are countless mortals seeking immortality, as well as small sects from Kyushu who want to visit the Kunlun Sect. Hundreds of thousands of people raised their heads and looked at the sky full of admiration.

"It's Kunlun Immortal Master!!"

"Quick! Let's rush over, maybe we can get a big chance!!"

Countless people surrounded the No. 1 Village in the world, and there was a pure white crane in the sky, flapping its beautiful wings, and swooped down. A middle-aged man with a sense of style was standing on the crane with his hands behind his back, defiantly looking at everything. , looking calmly at the mortals screaming frantically below.

This middle-aged man is actually just an ordinary deacon of the branch of the Kunlun Sect. Relying on the name of the Kunlun Sect, he often goes down the mountain to cheat, cheating money, women, and men.

Master Tianxiao stroked the goatee he had managed to grow, pretending to be an outsider, and scanned around.

Many people screamed excitedly: "The immortal master is looking at me, the immortal master is looking at me! I feel a surge of true energy in my body, and I feel that I have broken through!!"

"The immortal master's powerful immortal energy, I can smell it from afar, it's so fragrant!"

"Rogue! Why are you smelling my ass!"

In short, the people around are crazy, like the fans who pick up the airport at the airport on the earth, shouting like crazy! !

Master Tianxiao enjoyed the worship around him, and then said in a deep voice, "Everyone be quiet, just now I received a message from my disciples, and someone slandered the reputation of the Kunlun School, so I came down here to deal with it!"

"Who doesn't have a good eye, dare to say Kunlun faction! I'm the first to refuse to accept it!!"

"The other sects must be jealous of the popularity of the Kunlun sect, you shameless bitch!!"

"Kunlun School! Kunlun School!!"

After the public opinion and momentum were all successfully built, Master Tianxiao turned his head and looked down on Chen Mo proudly: "Little baby, you were the one who slandered our Kunlun faction just now?"

Chen Mo became addicted to drama, trembling all over his body, he said: "You, you are really an immortal master of the Kunlun School, so powerful, I was just talking fast, I didn't mean it, you, you won't kill me... ..."

Ming Yun was dumbfounded: This plot is wrong, is this the head of the sect I know? How could he suddenly become so timid today! !

The real Tianxiao's reaction to Chen Mo was not at all strange. Hundreds of thousands surrendered at his feet. It was a miracle that a little Piaomiao Peak disciple didn't pee his pants in fright!

Daoist Tianxiao stroked his beard, pretending to be profound and said: "My Kunlun faction stands proudly in Kyushu, Purdue everyone, naturally I will not kill you, a junior, but death is inevitable, and life is inevitable. Misfortune comes from your mouth. Cut off your tongue, it will be your punishment for slandering the Kunlun faction!!"

Chen Mo's complexion changed drastically, he hugged his head exaggeratedly, and screamed: "No! Ya Die!! Don't cut my tongue, if I don't have a tongue, how can I make my beloved woman happy?"

Daoist Tianxiao: "..."

Many female civilians around cursed: "Shameless! Shameless! Abnormal!"

Master Tianxiao seemed to understand what Chen Mo meant all at once, and when he thought of some voluptuous images, he immediately became aroused, wishing to find a few female benefactors to cultivate immortals immediately, and hurriedly said: "You, you, you shameless person, how dare you It’s so obscene that you still use your tongue to do that kind of thing!!”

Chen Mo said with a simple face: "What are you talking about? I can't understand a word. My tongue can be used to tell jokes and make my beloved woman happy. Daoist, where are you thinking? Why do you still blush when you say I'm obscene, don't you think I can use my tongue... oh, I hate it! You're so dirty!!"

Immortal Tianxiao was suddenly shaken by Chen Mo's exaggerated performance: "You, you spurted blood! I never thought of licking it with my tongue..."

"Lick what?" Chen Mo smirked.

Wow——

There was a lot of booing from around, the Kunlun sent immortal masters are high in the hearts of ordinary people, even the shit they shit must have a sense of immortality, but what Daoist Tianxiao showed just now is almost the same as those on the side of the road. There is no difference between a wretched uncle,

Where is it like a fairy teacher.

"Is this person really an immortal master of the Kunlun School? How could this happen!"

"My thoughts are so dirty that I think the tongue is used for it. Oh, I can't even think about it!!"

Finally, Daoist Tianxiao became angry from embarrassment, turned his true qi into stellar qi with his left palm, and slapped Chen Mo directly on the head: "Little beast, you dare to play with me, I will smash your corpse into thousands of pieces!!"

Many passers-by were fans of the Kunlun School, and they recognized Tianxiao's tricks at a glance, and exclaimed: "This is the advanced palm technique of the Kunlun School—the Tiangang Palm Technique, which can refine true energy into Gang Qi, which is as strong as steel. The power is astonishing, looking at the brilliance of Tianxiao's stellar energy, it should be at least fivefold, at least it is in the realm of transforming gods!!"

The surroundings exclaimed: "Hua Shen! It seems that he is really a fairy teacher! But, I'm afraid he is a little lustful!"

Swish——

With the thunder and gust of wind, the air explodes, and ordinary people have no time to avoid it, but Chen Mo is not an ordinary person!

Chen Mo pretended to be very scared, shaking his head to the side, just dodging the palm of Tiangang, and then stuffed five fingers in his mouth, exaggerating: "It's so scary, so scary!!"

Damn it! !

After missing a single blow, Master Tianxiao turned his palms into claws, turning into five sharp eagle claws, sweeping away thousands of troops.

Chen Mo pretended to squat down and hug his head: "Don't kill me, he's still a virgin!!"

At the moment of squatting down, he once again escaped the attack of the real Tianxiao!

Oh--

The surrounding melon eaters exclaimed for a while, thinking that this kid was so lucky that he escaped the attacks of the real Tianxiao twice. Of course, some powerful immortal cultivators saw some clues, thinking that this kid was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger .

Sure enough, Master Tianxiao's speed became faster and faster, and his attacks became more and more fierce! !

Boom boom boom!

Step on the ground and tear the ravines; punch the air and the buildings will collapse!

There are flying sand and rocks flying around, and ordinary people can't get a foothold at all.

However, Chen Mo sang a song during the attack of the real Tianxiao: "Three circles to the left and three circles to the right

Go to bed early and wake up early, let's do some exercise

Shake your hands, shake your feet

Take deep breaths frequently, learn how to sing and dance like grandpa, so you won't grow old! Everyone, put your hands up, follow me, and wiggle! ! "

Every time Chen Mo twisted his body, he avoided the attack of the real Tianxiao just right, and the real Tianxiao almost cried! ! This kid is too wicked! !

The melon-eaters around didn't know whether it was because of Chen Mo's beautiful singing voice, or because they thought Chen Mo was teaching some profound secret skills, but they actually followed Chen Mo and raised their hands and started doing exercise!

Daoist Tianxiao finally got really angry and roared: "Tiangang Thirteen Styles!!"

Tianxiao's hands seemed to grow directly from his body, becoming thirteen hands, and each hand carried a one-meter-long stellar energy, blocking all Chen Mo's dodging routes! ! Fuck me! !

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