Chapter 36 On the Self-Cultivation of the Spare Tire

The mist has dissipated a little, but is still dense.

The outside was more humid and colder than the inside of the tent, and Li Jiayu could see the logistics staff tens of meters away in front of the tent with her naked eyes.

They seemed to be talking about the disposal of the worm crystals.

Li Jiayu couldn't care less, she casually glanced at her surroundings, her hands trembling, and slowly unbuttoned her belt.

After touching it for a long time, Li Jiayu wanted to cry but couldn't cry when she saw Bai Nen's little brother whose body shape was not suitable for her.

Back then, although he was not at the level of Italian guns, he still had small steel guns.

Thinking about his last life, he could even use the thick stick of a legendary chimpanzee, which can be long or short, wide or thin, that is a happy life.

Unexpectedly, now...

In fact, Li Jiayu just thought about it, he never stabbed anyone with the giant stick of the chimpanzee.

Estrogen filled her whole body, coupled with the cold air outside, Li Jiayu's hands trembled even more.

Until she pissed on her pants, Li Jiayu's pretty face changed color again, she forcibly stopped, thought for a moment, and simply squatted down to solve it.

Think about the last life, when he was the Great Summoner of Darkness, what kind of suffering did he suffer? The crickets squatting down to urinate could not arouse Li Jiayu's shame at all.

Resolutely taking off his pants, Li Jiayu held back the coldness coming out of his body, and the small water pipe began to tirelessly discharge the stock in the large reservoir.

At this time, Ling Shaoping came here looking for that fresh and indifferent body fragrance.

I won't go into details here about how keen the perception of the dark temple is. Ling Shaoping only saw a dazzle of white, and turned his head away hastily.

‘See no evil, see no evil! '

Ling Shaoping forced himself to calm down. Just as he was about to turn his head, when he looked at it again, his hands forcibly snapped it away.

He, Ling Shaoping, is a man with noble sentiments!

His figure turned into a wisp of black mist, and Ling Shaoping quietly returned to the tent, holding his crazily beating chest with both hands, and the light bursting out of his eyes was comparable to the sun.

If Li Jiayu is a man,

What about the blood stains on the blanket?

If Li Jiayu is a man, why does he squat to pee?

if......

All in all, Ling Shaoping felt that he had seen the truth. He was one of the very few insiders in Xijiang University!

Starting today, he will silently protect the goddess!

What? Others see him as gay?

That is their superficial vision! The Guardian's path is always lonely!

Go ask people from other forces, who dares to say that Li Jiayu is a man? Even the celestial eye master in the army said that Li Jiayu's body has a heavy cathode and is the best among virgins...

My heart beat a few times again, it was very difficult to find a "pure and flawless" girlfriend in college these days.

Ling Shaoping thought he was not bad, so why didn't he find a girlfriend? Ling Shaoping just felt that those female students were too superficial to understand his spiritual abundance.

Even if the apocalypse broke out, and dozens of female students with outstanding looks wanted to warm his bed, Ling Shaoping would refuse on the spot justly and awe-inspiringly.

This is also the reason why Ran Hongxia has a little affection for Ling Shaoping.

Possesses powerful extraordinary power, but does not do evil, but helps those in need.

From Li Jiayu's point of view, it's a brain bubble, and the heart of the Virgin is overflowing. Sooner or later, the congregation will betray their relatives and die without a place to die!

In Ran Hongxia's view, Ling Shaoping is a man of noble character, who deserves to be an excellent teammate who will hand over his back to the opponent.

From Kuang San's point of view...Ling Shaoping just suffered from the second disease of middle school, which is still incurable.

It is a manifestation of mental immaturity. This disease often appears in a certain age group, and the "patient" will suddenly wake up one day and be ashamed to face the past.

And Ling Shaoping...is one of the senior patients. When the condition is severe, electrotherapy can be applied. After several courses of treatment, there is a slight improvement.

Inside the tent, Ling Shaoping was so excited that he couldn't control himself, imagining how he would protect the goddess in the future.

Compared with the Dark Templar, he is indeed more suitable for a profession like "Knight", but it is cool to think about protecting the goddess in secret!

Outside the tent, Li Jiayu finally used his small water pipe to drain the stock in the large reservoir, stood up tremblingly, and pulled up his pants after a lot of effort.

The underpants were slightly damp, and the chill in her body exploded, making Li Jiayu even colder.

With his hands clasped on his shoulders, he moved up and down, curled up slightly, and walked to the front of the tent.

Looking into the distance, there is still a long distance from his private tent.

After thinking about it, Li Jiayu walked into the temporary tent.

In the middle of the distance between the two blankets, a bug eye was burning, emitting a faint heat.

Li Jiayu sat on the blanket, put her hands over the flames, trying to warm her body.

At this time, Ling Shaoping woke up "just in time".

"Ouch, my head hurts. What's wrong?"

Ling Shaoping sat up with an exaggerated expression, "Hey! Li Jiayu why are you here!"

Li Jiayu, who is usually full of poisonous tongue attributes, rarely reprimanded Ling Shaoping, but just glanced at him, and continued to cook.

Ling Shaoping scratched his head, and stopped pretending. He suddenly thought that Li Jiayu was visiting relatives. Otherwise, why would it take so long to urinate?

definitely is......

He also heard that sometimes visiting relatives can cause dysmenorrhea, especially when you don’t have a good rest and are exposed to the cold, abdominal cramps can easily kill a woman in pain.

Ling Shaoping observed Li Jiayu carefully, her pretty face was pale, her lips were even slightly blue.

Ling Shaoping stood up resolutely, rolled up the blanket under his body, and came to Li Jiayu's side.

Li Jiayu just raised her head, wanting to see what Ling Shaoping was doing, when she found a thicker blanket covering his shoulders.

"you......"

Ling Shaoping returned him a smile that he thought was sunny and handsome.

"You wait first, I'll go to the logistics side to get some worm brains, and I'll bring them to you after the worm brain soup is cooked."

Li Jiayu stared at Ling Shaoping closely, trying to see what was tricky from it.

Ling Shaoping scratched his head, took off his coat and put it on Li Jiayu.

"Take it!"

"Ok?"

"I said take it!"

Ling Shaoping raised his eyebrows. He had read on Qiandu Encyclopedia that when a woman came to visit relatives, her temper would be a little irritable. At this time, what a man should do is to play the role of a punching bag and warm her up with care.

Looking at a girl like Li Jiayu who is tough on the outside and soft on the inside, Ling Shaoping felt even more distressed.

It must be very hard to bear the pressure of Sogang University on your shoulders, right?

Ling Shaoping smiled at him, turned and left the tent.

Once outside, Ling Shaoping shivered when the cold wind blew.

"I wipe it, it's really cold."

Li Jiayu listened to Ling Shaoping's footsteps leaving, her body seemed to be getting warmer, she just wanted to take off Ling Shaoping's lousy jacket, but for some reason... the little hand pulled the jacket up again.

‘Ling Shaoping is a guy… who really cares about his teammates. '

Li Jiayu let out a breath of cold air, thinking silently.