Chapter 989 Xu Che Extra 1 - Is This Kid a Devil?
The saddest thing in life is that you are already in your early thirties, but you have a baby face that looks like you are in your early twenties.
As the chief assistant to the president of Zhongteng, Xu Che earns seven figures a year and owns a house and a car. He should be at the age to start a family and start a business, but he can't even see a girlfriend.
As the little princess of the Sheng family grows up, the time for Sheng Xiao to return home becomes earlier and earlier.
This also means that Xu Che has more and more free time.
In fact, Mu Qiqi also meant this. Xu Che should have found someone to keep him company.
It was another boring night. Xu Che was called home for dinner by his eldest brother. In practice, he was arranged to go on a blind date.
The other party was an English teacher who had studied abroad. Hearing that Xu Che's conditions were good, he wanted to meet him. However, after seeing him, the other party immediately stood up and left.
It is rumored that Xu Che is thirty-two years old, but the young man in front of him has just reached adulthood, right?
Although he is handsome, but...
What women can't bear the most is that they look older than the people around them, which is why the other party left directly.
"Brother, can you stop making this arrangement?" Xu Che was helpless.
"I also think about your happiness." A voice came from the kitchen.
"Where's Yangyang?" Xu Che began to change the topic and looked around for his nephew.
"I've been obsessed with games recently, and I don't even eat..." Brother Xu answered while cooking.
Xu Che pushed open the door to his nephew's room, only to see him holding his cell phone and hurriedly pressing the screen.
"Ugh... stars have fallen again." The cute little boy looked up and saw Xu Che, and jumped up directly, "Hurry and help me play the game, help me rank, and help me get stars."
Xu Che frowned and took the phone. This kid was particularly obsessed with mobile games recently.
Honor of Kings is a very popular game recently. Adults and children can just sit on the sofa and play a game in half an hour. It is indeed very relaxing.
After all, he is also a dignified Zhongteng assistant with extraordinary skills, but now he is being suppressed by his nephew to play games?
"If I help you get to the star, will you just eat obediently?" Xu Che asked the child in his arms.
"Tick the box."
Xu Che put down the child, and then looked at the game operations carefully: "What heroes do you usually use?"
"Lu Ban..." The child scratched his head and laughed, "Because he is a primary school student and fits my temperament!"
Xu Che shook his head helplessly, and then saw Han Xin in his hero pool: "Did you spend money?"
"No, I saved diamonds for a long time before I got crystals to exchange them for." The child explained quickly, "Recently, a young lady added me as a friend because she said I was cute... She just invited me, so I just Don’t want to play with her.”
Xu Che sat down on the child's bed, and then saw someone pulling him into position.
The nickname of the game is: Love Wins or Not, and the avatar is a cute little fat girl. This is probably what children call a young lady.
Xu Che agreed to team up with the opponent and then entered the hero selection interface.
The children's hero library is very small, probably because they have little pocket money. Apart from Arthur Luban, there is only one Han Xin.
On weekdays, children have been practicing with Luban, so Han Xin has almost no proficiency.
Xu Che chose Han Xin instantly, but the child saw it and immediately panicked: "Uncle, can you do it? Do you know Han Xin?"
"Your father is calling you, go quickly." Xu Che didn't like when someone was chattering and making trouble when he was playing games, so he pushed the kid away.
"Then hit me hard, I can't let it fall again..." The child told Xu Che when he went out.
How else can I lose a silver game?
Xu Che didn't say anything, but at this time, he saw a faint voice from the fifth floor: "Little brat, you've made a fortune, choose Han Xin? Hurry up and give me a little braised egg."
Not only that, she also chose Li Bai instantly.
Xu Che remained motionless and had no intention of talking to him.
"Good boy, you go back to being a primary school student, and I'll take you with you."
The other people on the third floor followed suit and said, "I'll go, you're really a primary school student."
"Six-point shot."
"The two assassins will definitely lose."
The low-end game was like this. Xu Che pretended not to see it at all. He originally wanted to block it and deal with it, but for some reason, when he saw Li Bai, Xu Che resisted the urge to block it and waited until the start.
After the start, Xu Che saw Li Bai squatting in the haystack of the blue buff, and said a long series of words to Xu Che: "Primary school student, you follow me, or just hide in the grass, it is safer!"
Xu Che couldn't bear it anymore and replied with four words: "You talk too much."
After saying that, Xu Che went directly to the enemy's jungle area, squatted in the haystacks in the river, and waited until the opponent's assassins were beaten to pieces. Back.
Because it is a low-end game, there is almost no cooperation between teammates. Therefore, as long as the opponent has a little awareness, they can reach our high ground in six minutes.
And throughout the whole process, teammates were cursing.
"Han Xin is trash and doesn't even join the group."
"Han Xin is still an assassin, and he doesn't even know how to arrest people."
"Everyone is dead, and Han Xin is still fighting in the wild."
However, at this time, Li Bai stood up and said to the other three teammates: "What's wrong with the elementary school students? Aren't you still in the silver bureau? I brought the elementary school students, and I will scold you if you want. You are just a fool!"
"No more fighting, hang up!"
The three teammates hung up together without even discussing it.
Then, Li Bai stood under the tower and said bitterly and deeply: "A group of adults are not even as good as my little braised eggs. The elementary school students know that they will never give up."
Xu Che: "..."
"Little braised egg, be good, this round is over, we have another round!"
Xu Che insisted on playing in the jungle, and soon came out with his third piece of equipment, and began to squat on the opponent's crispy skin in various places, one kill, two kills, even if four people hang up and drag nine, it is not that easy for him. lose.
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed the dragon from the dominant position and drained all the opponent's blood to return home.
Then, he led the route all the way to the opponent's second tower. If the opponent came one, one would die, and if the opponent came two, one would die.
And Li Bai just stood under his own crystal and saw the show of Xu Che's flowers.
"Uuuu, you are not the little braised egg I know, who are you?"
Fifteen minutes later, the game ended. The three people who hung up were probably confused, but they had won inexplicably.
Afterwards, Xu Che returned the phone to his nephew to show off his achievements: "Can you have a good meal?"
The little kid was happy when he saw the result, and said to Xu Che: "Let me tell you quietly, this young lady is the proprietress of the dessert shop at the entrance of the community. She is a bit chubby, but very cute."
"If you think she's good, marry her and be my aunt. It doesn't matter if she's a bit fat. The most important thing is that her desserts are really delicious."
Xu Che: "..."
Is this kid a devil?
Can you sell your uncle's happiness for food?
Even so, when Xu Che left his brother's community, he paid special attention to the dessert shop at the door, called Orange's Nest.
The decoration is bright and cute in a youthful style, which is really popular with children.
Xu Che glanced inside subconsciously, and saw one of the girls with a bun in her hair sitting on a chair playing games. She was indeed chubby, but her skin was surprisingly good, and she looked round and cute.
He also recognized the avatar in the game, which was herself.
In the middle of winter, Xu Che stood at the door of the dessert shop. Within a moment, he saw two clerks walking out, holding small pieces of Napoleon cake in their hands: "Sir, do you want to try it?"
Xu Che took the small piece of dessert and put it in his mouth. No wonder the child liked it.
"Give me a piece and I'll pack it up and take it away."
"Okay sir, please follow me."
Xu Che followed the dessert clerk, but his eyes were on the window seat.
She is so addicted to games, isn't she afraid that the store will collapse?
"Sir, our strawberry cake is also delicious."
"Let's have a piece each." Xu Che didn't know where his curiosity came from, and he was so interested in that round little Li Bai.
He felt that he must be possessed by a demon, so after getting the cake, he turned around and left. But at this time, a man came in.
Then, Xu Che heard the sound of banging on the table: "Xiao Yi, what do you mean? I agreed to give my brother one hundred thousand, where is the money? You are very good at raising pretty boys. Why are you so stingy with your family members?"
Xu Che turned around, but when he saw the girl, he finally put down his phone and stood up: "I will give the money I have earned so hard to whoever I want, I am happy!"
"You raise a pretty boy, and he likes you, so I won't say anything. He is just using you, you know, right? You sent him to participate in the training of professional game players. You spent a lot of money, but what's the result? People After it became popular, do I still know you?"
The man is tall and thin, but capable and strong.
He grabbed the girl's hand and kept pulling it: "Because you are fat, I asked you to eat less and give the money to your brother, but you didn't listen."
The girl's eyes were red. She wanted to break free from the man's shackles, but the difference in strength between men and women was too great.
"Give me money, take the money and I'll leave!"
"I didn't!" the girl cried.
When the man heard this, he wanted to take action, but Xu Che held his wrist: "You shouldn't hit a woman."
When the other party saw Xu Che's baby face, he immediately smiled and said, "Kid, how old are you? Learn to take care of yourself now..." Before the word "nosy" could be said, the man's body had already flown out of the dessert shop. Got out.
Xiao Yi and her phone watched this scene with wide eyes.
Is he some sort of superman?
But Xu Che looked calm and asked Xiao Yi: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Yi held his wrist and shook his head: "Thank you, I'm fine."
"You should call the police."
"The police can't control it. Although I don't want to admit it, he is my brother and I made you laugh today." Xiao Yi said to Xu Che apologetically, "To express my apology, I will give away all the pastries in the store today." Here you go.”
Xu Che didn't care about her pastries. He just looked at her cell phone that fell on the ground and said, "You are about to be reported."
Xiao Yi immediately squatted down: "Ah ah, my promotion match."
So what is this called? You can give away cakes, but you can’t lose the game?
Moreover, she had just been in trouble by her rogue brother, and now she was completely focused on the game?
Do all fat people in the world have this kind of special power? Forget things very quickly?
However, it's quite cute.
The next chapter will explain why Xiao Yi is fat. Moreover, she is not fat, she is just a little cute and round...
The writing style should be a bit stilted and cute, but still sweet.
I'm not good at e-sports writing, so I just write for fun and don't delve into it.