Chapter 2296 Master of Everything

"What do you think we should do about this show in our dormitory?"

After the three people were silent for a while, Wang Tao was the first to speak. Obviously everyone has to discuss this matter. There are three people in the same dormitory. This is a common thing for three people.

Su Ming glanced at Fatty and immediately had an idea in his mind, and said, "By the way, Fatty, aren't you the most handsome person in our dormitory? You can go."

Wang Tao's eyes lit up immediately, and he seemed to have an idea. He quickly said: "Yes, fat man, your good looks are really wasted if you don't perform. You are the only one who is here." ”

"Damn it, you two, don't be like this. Although I'm handsome, I don't know how to perform. I don't even know how to perform." The fat man suddenly panicked and quickly waved his hands and said.

Seeing that the fat man continued to be shameless, Su Ming said: "Well, our dormitory is a very democratic dormitory, and we can't force you to perform."

"Okay, let's vote. Those who agree with the fat man to perform on stage will raise their hands."

As a result, just after Su Ming finished speaking, his hands and Wang Tao's hands were raised in the next second.

After putting it down, Su Ming said again: "Okay, the minority obeys the majority. The number of votes now is two to one. Fatty, you have no right to speak anymore. Our dormitory will decide that you will be the one to go. As for what to perform, you can decide for yourself." alright."

The fat man was about to cry. The expression on his face was so painful that he quickly said, "Don't, I don't have any talent. It's not like you haven't sung at a KTV with me. My singing is terrible."

"Besides, I come from the countryside and have never learned any talents. You can't let me go up and whistle, right?" The fat man looked extremely anxious. I had never seen him say so many words in one breath.

Su Ming secretly wanted to laugh. In fact, he was just teasing Fatty. Unexpectedly, he actually scared Fatty, so Su Ming continued to say: "Don't be modest, Fatty. After you take a bath, Don’t you all like to run around naked?”

"I think you can just go up and do a striptease or something. With your figure, I'm afraid those women will be crazy about it." Su Ming deliberately teased.

Wang Tao said from the side: "Su Ming, you are going too far. This is a formal stage. How can we let a fat man do a striptease? At this time, let's stop joking."

"Yeah--"

As if he had found a support group, the fat man nodded quickly and said, "Yes, Wang Tao is right. I really don't have any talent. I can't get into this matter. Let's discuss it again."

Just listen to Wang Tao continue to say: "So fat man, you should go up and whistle, let's play a pop song or something."

Fatty: “…………”

Seeing that the fat man was in trouble, Su Ming looked at Wang Tao again and asked, "Wang Tao, what about you?"

"I'm not very good at it either. I can't sing any better than Fatty. This is too painful." Wang Tao spread his hands and said.

The fat man sighed beside him and said, "It would be great if that guy Zhao Shaobo is still here. We can just go to him directly to deal with this matter. How can we be troubled here?"

Su Ming was stunned for a moment and said, "Does Zhao Shaobo have any talents? Why haven't I seen them before?"

"Zhao Shaobo can recite, and he's pretty good at reading poetry." The fat man said.

Su Ming was completely speechless. There was such a thing as recitation. Recitation can be said to be the most boring program, and Su Ming was sure that more than one dormitory signed up for such a program.

Because if you don’t have any talent, you will sign up to recite when you are forced to do it. This is definitely not possible. If it is too perfunctory, the counselor will probably not agree.

Su Ming thought for a moment and then said: "Forget it, I'll go.

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"You coming?"

Fatty and Wang Tao glanced at Su Ming and said, "Su Ming, are you sure you can do it? What talents do you have?"

"I can do it all. I'm good at any instrument. Just give me an instrument to play. I'll perform whatever the instructor asks me to perform." Su Ming said casually.

Forget about singing or something like that, Su Ming didn't have much interest. Anyway, she had Qin Nu's passive skill. When it came to talent, Su Ming could just show it casually. That kind of thing was easy to come by.

Fatty and Wang Tao were speechless again. The two of them looked at Su Ming with different eyes. They said to themselves that any musical instrument would do. Isn't this bragging? It would be great if most people could play one or two of these musical instruments.

After being stunned for a while, the fat man said: "Su Ming, are you sure you can do it?"

"Then if I can't do it, you go up."

These words completely left the fat man speechless. Anyway, no matter who comes, just don't let him go. The fat man quickly said: "Okay, I will sign up for you right now and play the instrument, right?" "

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The next night, the counselor informed the whole class to go to a large classroom for a meeting. Su Ming originally planned to go home, but ended up not going back.

After arriving in the classroom and gathering with the classmates, I realized what was going on. It turned out that the students were asked to come over and perform the show.

Yesterday was just a registration. Today I have to come and screen to see which program is better and be selected to perform on stage.

The order of performance is one dormitory at a time. As a result, Su Ming was a little annoyed after watching for a while. He thought, what kind of program is this? There is almost no highlight.

Isn't it said that college students are versatile? Why are these classmates of mine completely different? The performances are almost embarrassing.

The girls are okay. At least there are a few girls who can dance. The boys are terrible. There is only one who plays guitar, and the performance is almost like a car accident scene.

The skits are all old jokes, and the performance is not very good. It is really similar to what Su Ming guessed. There are several people who are reciting.

Looking at the counselor's face, you can tell that he is not in a very good mood.

Soon they arrived at Su Ming's dormitory. The counselor took a look and said, "Su Ming, your dormitory is for musical instruments, why didn't you say which instrument?"

Su Ming stood up and said, "Any instrument is fine. I am proficient in playing all kinds of instruments."

"Hiss————"

Everyone couldn't help but take a breath of cold air when they heard this.