Chapter 517 Ordering Wine

In the operating room.

Guo Liqing was calm and unflappable, and he was not slow in his operations. He said in his mouth: "You only know one, not the other."

"What's the second?" The director of orthopedics asked cooperatively.

"Do you know why plastic surgery is done twice or three times?" Guo Liqing looked up at the crowd, then turned back and continued to sew the catheter.

The director of orthopedics smiled: "You want to say that you have plastic surgery for yourself?"

"The process is meaningless, but the result is meaningful." Guo Liqing said calmly: "I dare say that mine is the best-looking, do you dare?"

When he said this, Guo Liqing's tone became hard.

Just talking about the habit of talking dirty, doctors can be said to be at the head of the whole society. And not only Chinese doctors, doctors all over the world have the custom of talking dirty.

But in the hospital, the head who talks dirty must have a urologist.

No way, people are authoritative.

When doctors face ordinary people, they can proudly say that I have seen more baseballs than you have urinated, but I dare not say this in front of the deputy director of the urology department, because they do not urinate You also have to watch baseball from them.

If there is a baseball beauty contest, among the doctors present, Guo Liqing is really qualified to be a professional judge...

"Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, how can this thing look good or not?" Huo Congjun saw that the operation went smoothly, and he felt better, and happily joined the chat sequence.

Director Guo Liqing laughed twice, and said, "It's just a matter of whether it looks good or not. If you don't believe me, ask Dr. Ling."

All the doctors and nurses in the audience suddenly looked at Ling Ran curiously.

In the hospital, such a topic can be said to be very elementary. After all, everyone is an old doctor at the director and deputy director level. Under the premise of no alcohol stimulation, it really needs a long enough operation time to slowly "Open Your Heart".

However, Ling Ran immediately accelerated the formation of the topic, and everyone turned their minds to look at Ling Ran.

Ling Ran himself seemed a little bewildered.

As a newly promoted doctor who started performing surgery on his own after singing along for a long time, Ling Ran has never been very involved in such interactive topics. After a few seconds, he asked, "What is the definition of good-looking?"

"Looking good is pleasing to the eye." Guo Liqing said casually with a smile.

Ling Ran said "En", and said, "Your standards are relatively low."

Guo Liqing was stunned for a moment, he wanted to say that his standards were not low, but looking at Ling Ran, Guo Liqing felt a little guilty about discussing good-looking standards with Ling Ran.

The two nurses suddenly looked at each other and smiled, then looked at Ling Ran blushing again.

"Hey, this atmosphere is wrong." Guo Liqing turned around quickly.

"Doctor Ling is right in everything." The equipment nurse said firmly.

"Agreed." The itinerant nurse stood up.

"Yes." This time it was the anesthetist.

"Agreed!" The louder voice was the attending doctor of the anesthesiology department.

Everyone involuntarily looked at the anesthesiologist.

The director of anesthesia smiled awkwardly, and gave the little attendant a look: "Take some drugs."

"I...I didn't..." Xiaozhi suddenly panicked.

Huo Congjun coughed vigorously, then forcibly changed the subject: "Well, do you know what car the patient is driving?"

"Looks like an SUV."

"Import cars. His dad is an engineer."

"The dean's nephew, it doesn't matter whether his father does engineering or not. You can't borrow a car anywhere."

"It's as if you don't borrow a car."

"Can it be the same? If my nephew dares to borrow a car from the pharmaceutical company, I will kill their medicine."

The atmosphere in the operating room turned again.

Huo Congjun breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that once middle-aged and elderly doctors talked about money, cars and power, they didn't like to talk about women. In other words, the purpose of their talking about women was originally to show off money and power. Now that there are more direct stimuli, there is no need for indirect stimuli.

Zuo Cidian, who had been wandering around the edge of the operating room, also breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid that Ling Ran might say the wrong thing.

With so many directors and deputy directors of the hospital, there is no need for anyone to jump out and scold your mother. If you feel uncomfortable every day, then life in the hospital will really be uncomfortable.

As far as the traditional Chinese experience is concerned, it is not luck but the way of being a person that should be considered when something fails or goes wrong.

In Zuo Cidian's view, Ling Ran's not chatting is a correct strategy...

"Don't mention it, the bladder of the dean's nephew is quite nice." Guo Liqing's laughter once again muddied the atmosphere in the operating room.

Huo Congjun glanced at him unexpectedly, he did not expect that the deputy director of the urology department turned out to be a pure urologist who was not attracted by Qian Quan...

"I swear, this bladder is at least the top 20 most beautiful bladders I've ever seen." Guo Liqing pulled it with his hand, and then shouted: "Come closer to the light, look at this bladder, I don't know What does it look like to infuse..."

"Let me take a look." The doctor from general surgery came over and said, "It's not bad."

Anesthesiologists who have nothing to do also stand on tiptoe.

After finishing his liver part, Ling Ran happened to look over, took a look, and said, "The color is not quite right."

"It's the wrong color that makes it beautiful." Guo Liqing smiled.

"Is it the color of ischemia, and there are other problems, tearing?" Ling Ran compared his guesses under the strong light of the shadowless lamp.

He's done 170 abdominal dissections, and it's not like surgery. If you can avoid surgery, don’t touch it, and the more unfamiliar you are, the less you should tease it.

Like gynecological doctors, they always walk around the urethra when they see it.

However, anatomy can be carefully explored. Facing the general teacher, it is natural that the more detailed the peeling and the smaller the cut, the more able to repay the general teacher's teachings.

The experience of 170 abdominal dissections is not surprising in the medical field decades ago. At that time, surgeons did not have so many advanced instruments available, so they could only find ways to improve their physical examination capabilities.

But today, with 170 abdominal dissections, he is already an expert in anatomy in the medical field.

With this point, although Ling Ran is not very familiar with urological procedures and conditions, he is very clear about the anatomical state of the bladder.

Guo Liqing was stunned for a moment, and when he looked over again, he gradually realized that something was wrong.

"There may be a problem with the blood vessel." Guo Liqing hurriedly searched, making the atmosphere on the operating table tense again.

Including the orthopedic surgeon, everyone gave way to Guo Liqing.

After a long time, Guo Liqing straightened his waist and looked relieved: "Fortunately, it would be a pity if such a beautiful bladder is cut off."

"No problem?" Huo Congjun asked.

"alright."

"Did Ling Ran see the problem?" Huo Congjun was curious on the surface, but he was actually showing off to Ling Ran.

"Yes, the tissue is torn. If this is not dealt with, the bladder may be removed later." Guo Liqing was not embarrassed, and said with a curled lip: "It's a very rare situation. How did Doctor Ling judge?"

Ling Ran calmly told the truth: "I think about it from the perspective of anatomy."

"There is no one worthy of a great reputation." Guo Liqing clicked his tongue twice, and continued to deal with it with his head bowed.

For the Nth time, the operating room returned to calm.

However, for the directors and deputy directors of various departments, Ling Ran's performance was truly astonishing.

Zuo Cidian took a peek at Ling Ran, and couldn't help but think: Dr. Ling doesn't like to talk when performing surgery, could it be because he thinks too much?

He thought in this direction, and the more he thought about it, the more reasonable he felt.

laugh.

The door of the operating room opened, and Director Lei from the Medical and Political Department walked in, looked at the people in the operating room, and tentatively said: "The operation next door is finished, and everyone is discussing what to have for dinner. The dean is the host, and everyone orders a dish .”

"Goose. Don't touch the one in the fountain, buy another one, and buy some feed for that goose." Huo Congjun said very bluntly.

"The dean's treat, let's get a real crab from Yangcheng Lake." The general foreigner also asked with a smile.

The director of the orthopedics department spoke in a rich man's tone, "What kind of real crabs are there in Yangcheng Lake? Let's get some big blue crabs from Sri Lanka. Find a good chef to cook them. Don't waste them."

Director Lei heard a group of doctors talking loudly, and suddenly smiled.

If the operation does not go well, in the current operating room, either the breath is so cold that you can raise king crabs, or it is so bad that you can suffer from heat stroke.

Dare to ask, it means that the operation went well, and the lion opened his mouth, which means it went very well.

As for the expenses of entertaining guests... The dean of the top tertiary hospital in the region doesn't care about money at all. In theory, he doesn't need money...

"No problem, I've written it all down. What do you want to drink? Let me tell you first, there is no Lafite in 1982, and the grade is not as good, so you can order whatever you want." Director Lei will definitely not save money for medical representatives.

This time, several major directors did not speak.

Huo Congjun also said politely: "You order."

"Why don't you order it with Ling Ran." The director of the digestive surgery department was older and made a suggestion with a smile.

Comrade Guo Liqing, deputy director of the Department of Urology, immediately seconded the proposal: "Let Dr. Ling order one first."

"Doctor Ling first."

"Doctor Ling worked hard today."

Director Lei of the Medical and Political Department looked at a group of technical masters in the operating room who were a little puzzled, but also a little understanding, and praised Ling Ran in a harmonious atmosphere.

Ling Ran, who is in his 20s, is technically proficient and a resident doctor. The technology is solid and the words are few, and there is no need to fight for power and profit, and the appearance is even more pleasant...

A group of technical masters who started at the age of forty-five, with an average age of 55, really don't mind giving Dr. Ling a thumbs up.

"Doctor Ling, how about you order one?" Director Lei smiled.

Ling Ran took off his gloves, thought for a while, and said, "Champagne, don't shake it."

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