Chapter 1167 Tangled

"Oh, this is Dr. Yu's strike zone. Why did you arrange a patient for Dr. Yu?" The tool man's channel was already messed up.

"That's right, Dr. Ling doesn't take the initiative to perform intestinal surgery, didn't he even read the documentation?"

"It's not like I said, the setting of a sick person on board, it's not bad if you appear once, it can be regarded as accidental factors such as good luck, and it can be said to be interesting if it is discovered, but you give Yu Xiaoshou arranges a pervert, how can we talk easily in the future. Besides, there are such stimulating patients who sit on fish, how can we arrange patients for Dr. Ling in the future? Is the liver half bitten by tuna?"

"What kind of patients do you arrange for Dr. Ling now?"

"It's still being screened in the hospital system in Thailand. We are not familiar with it here. Moreover, you have to be able to perform surgery on the ship, preferably a semi-emergency surgery. It's not easy..."

"That's right?"

"I'll give you a knife, and you'll have everything right away."

"Shut up!" The commander-in-chief cursed angrily: "Who arranged patients without permission? Do you still have a little organizational discipline? Stand up quickly, don't waste your time!"

The channel suddenly fell silent.

After a long time, a senior tool man said: "We have been working together for many years... as a team, and now no one has stepped forward. Are we giving priority to it? Is it an accident?"

"What's the accident? A person accidentally sat on the fish, and the fish slipped... slipped into the back of the butthole? Slip it for me to see!" The voice of the conductor was accompanied by the sound of smashing things.

The senior tool man sighed, and said, "It's just because it's weird, so it's an accident. Otherwise, if anyone in our regiment comes up with such an amazing plan and can execute it, can you not grab it?" Asking for credit? Who would waste it here rashly."

The conductor is a reasonable person. After hearing this, he calmed down a little, and said slowly: "There is some logic in saying this."

"Sitting on a fish is bullshit."

"I don't know what kind of fish it is?"

"It's a pity that there is no bonus for drawing curves for Dr. Yu, otherwise, I will make a bunch of cylindrical things, and I will just buy a new car this year!"

In the tool man's channel, the atmosphere gradually turned a little bit, but still with some restraint.

The commander-in-chief holds the power to distribute bonuses, so it's okay to annoy others, but the gain outweighs the loss.

"The intelligence team went to find out the situation, and communicate with the procurement side to see if there are any medical ships nearby. In addition, to see if there are any suitable medical helicopters. I guess ordinary helicopters are enough, and it is convenient to switch to them when needed. It seems that a medical ship with only one operating room is still not enough, the margin is too small..." The commander-in-chief gave orders in the channel, which was considered to have exposed the problem.

When there was a free time, a live toolman cut into the channel and said, "I have a dedicated line to broadcast a live broadcast. You can log in to the background of the system to see it. Now we are discussing the specific steps of the incident..."

As soon as this remark came out, all the tools people took out their mobile phones one after another.

The yacht only installed cameras on each deck and in the corridors, but it happened to capture the expressions of Zuo Cidian and the others. The expressions of surprise, hesitation, wanting to laugh but not being able to laugh, wanting to refuse but not being able to find a reason, are amazing. The aftertaste is boundless.

Although Yu Yuan didn't show her head, her voice was clearly transmitted through the radio device of the tool man present: "So, this so-called live fish has been in your anus for 2 days?"

"Yes." The young dancer let go, and said, "I just put it in... No, when I first sat on it, it was still wriggling, and then I tried to grab it out, but it was still struggling. Then it stopped moving, and it slipped deeper and deeper..."

There was an uproar in the tool man's channel:

"Young people nowadays really know how to play."

"The case has been solved. What happened two days ago must not have been prepared by us."

"Maybe I said that on purpose..."

Before the channel started arguing again, Yu Yuan's voice suppressed everything again:

"Intestines are peristaltic. In words that you can easily understand, things that come in from above will move downward, and things that come in from below will move upward. Now after two days, it is a biological body again, you This situation is very troublesome, how old is this year?"

The young dancer breathed out: "21."

"Playing with such a heavy taste at the age of 21?" Yu Yuan shook her head.

"When I was cooking, I accidentally sat on the fish." The young dancer reiterated his setting.

Yu Yuan chuckled: "At the age of 21, I have seen fewer young people who can cook and cook their own fish than those who stuff things down."

The young dancer froze for a moment: "Is that so?"

"How big is the fish? What kind?" Yu Yuan continued to ask without answering.

"A catty and a half more." The other party thought for a while, and said, "It's the one with a round head and a longer one. I didn't ask specifically."

Yu Yuan's face darkened: "Heiyu?"

Zuo Cidian next to him was also impressive: "The black fish is really fierce."

"It can't be Heiyu's. Hearing what he said, he will die soon. Heiyu's vitality is very tenacious." Lu Wenbin denied it.

"You don't know what kind of fish you bought yourself?" Yu Yuan frowned and looked at the patient.

"I don't usually cook, and there are so many types of fish sold in Thailand's vegetable market. Anyway, it is equivalent to RMB, which is a few yuan per catty. I didn't ask much." The patient who didn't know whether to cover his stomach or his butt broke the jar Broken.

In the tool man channel, there was a burst of "oh" laughter.

Yu Yuan also held back her laughter, and said, "Then I know the basic situation, now let's find someone to take you ashore."

"Just take it out for me." The young dancer said quickly, "I'll just pay the medical expenses."

Yu Yuan waved her hand: "It's not about medical expenses."

"You don't have to worry about the qualifications to practice medicine. You can prepare first. When we reach the high seas, you can help me pay for it." The patient made the arrangements clearly.

Yu Yuan smiled, but still shook her head: "The qualification to practice medicine is indeed a problem, but it's mainly your problem."

"I...what's the problem?" The other party hesitated for a few seconds, and said: "As long as you cure me, I will participate in a few more activities like this, and I will be able to collect enough medical expenses. I will really pay for it." ..."

Yu Yuan sighed, and said, "Let me put it this way, you should have been in Thailand for a long time, and the average temperature here in Thailand must be around 30 degrees."

"Almost, what does this have to do with me?"

"It's about the same temperature as your intestinal tract." Yu Yuan said professionally, "Tell me, at this temperature in Thailand, if you put a fish outside without refrigeration or preservation, what will happen after two days? ?”

The dancer with long hands and feet opened her small mouth, her feminine cheeks gradually distorted.

"So, given the conditions on our ship, it's very dangerous if you want to dig it out alive. You'd better go to the hospital, or you'll have to open your stomach to clean it up." After Yu Yuan finished speaking, she sighed wistfully, and said, " If you are in our department, I really want to pick it up."

The dancer's feet are twisted together, and the expression and body are very tangled.

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