Chapter 815: Deep Friendship Begins
From that day on, the little novice was even more afraid that the two of them would meet, and tried to avoid them appearing in Buddhism and Taoism at the same time.
In this way, people in the entire six realms, no matter they are gods or Buddhas, basically know what happened to Fenghuang and Dijun.
They all cooperated with the little novice, and they would not be allowed to meet if they could not.
Shangxian Taibai shook his head, and said with a smile: "The conflict between these two people was not so big before. Although they didn't like to see each other, they would still nod their heads meaningfully when they met. Why are they so angry now? Can't tolerate it anymore? Sure enough, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers."
"Shangxian also knows that the emperor doesn't like women who are too tough. Now, which one of the Shangxian Buddha girls he has chosen is not quiet, beautiful and clean. In addition, the phoenix is too sharp, and the two are getting more and more at odds. Friendliness comes sooner or later.”
"If you let me say that the emperor should really settle down, whether it is the golden lotus of Buddhism or the snow mountain goddess of our heaven, they are all good."
"Speaking of this matter, there is also one at the Dragon Palace, who is so charming and beautiful, the old man has long wanted to make a big deal, and told the emperor."
"Wait a minute, I have a fairy from Mo Cangshan here. I have admired the emperor for a long time. Apart from her looks and talent, she is also first-class, and she is the best match for the emperor..."
Gods of the Heavenly Dao, every word you say to each other makes the entire dome tremble.
The man sitting in the upper seat didn't have the slightest intention to speak, and his legs were so neatly crossed that he was curious about one thing.
"Fish." This is what a certain emperor just called the group of monsters.
The dark monster immediately took the shape of a goldfish: "Say it."
"My beautiful prey and I don't look right?" The man raised his eyebrows, as if he was really puzzled.
The monsters were helpless collectively, and roared in their hearts: The whole Six Paths know that you are deadly enemies, okay! What does it mean to look wrong, which time you met was right! If we hadn't followed you, we would have thought that every time you saw Fenghuang, you would want to beat him to death, but it was purely because of the face of Buddhism that you couldn't do it. Of course, we now know that you don't care about anyone's face, but we never thought that you have dirty thoughts about Fenghuang!
"Why? It's hard to answer this question from the hall?" The man looked at them with a chuckle.
The monsters who pretended to be a goldfish did not dare to move at all, and said in a calm tone as much as possible: "There is indeed a little bit, and it is not quite right."
"Oh?" The man laughed again, quite meaningfully, so deep that the monsters couldn't figure out what he was trying to do.
In fact, what men have to do is very simple. Since everyone thinks that they are wrong, let's subvert people's perception.
It also saves these people from annoying him all day long about who he meets today and who he meets tomorrow.
A certain emperor glanced at the portrait on the table again, with impatience in his eyes.
It's just that his impatience was well covered up by him.
On the second day when he went to Buddhism, the little novice wanted to lead him up the mountain, but he changed the route.
Seeing this, the little novice became anxious, and ran all the way behind the man: "Dijun's road is really not so smooth, you, wait a moment!"
It's really not smooth.
After all, there is no one road. Halfway through, you will see the bride price for marriage proposals. They are densely piled up on the road, and there are really countless.
There was a little monk standing opposite the dowry gift. The little monk felt that he was too short, so he nodded his toes hard and said to Tianshan Shenzi who came to propose marriage: "Son of God, please go back, we adults still need to recite scriptures, can't you?" To accept these dowry gifts from you."
"Little master, please go and report again. If Phoenix agrees to marry, what kind of treatment will she receive in Buddhism and Taoism? Tianshan will also give her the same treatment. I believe Master Fenghuang will make the right choice. After all, she also Not young anymore." Tianshan Shenzi's tone was very firm, and he took a leisurely look at Jinlian who was the matchmaker.
Jin Lian laughed and said in a soft voice, "Yes, little master, just go and talk to the adults again. The son of God is very personable, and he is really very good. The most important thing is that the son of God has a good temper, and the two of us are harmonious."
"But..." the little monk just opened his mouth.
It was interrupted by a lazy yawn: "Needless to say, I have indeed made a correct choice."
It was Fenghuang. She walked over barefoot, holding a scroll of scriptures in her hand, and met the astonishing eyes of Tianshan Shenzi with a smile on her lips, and continued: "Then please take your betrothal gift and leave immediately, I understand. ?”
"You, you!" Tianshan Shenzi really likes the appearance of this woman in front of him, but as soon as she speaks, he wants to do something, but he can't beat Phoenix, so he can only attack verbally: "It seems that this time, this Shenzi is here Wrong, the rumors are indeed true, the Buddha has no Buddha appearance, no matter how beautiful he looks, it is just a superficial appearance!"
As he said that, Tianshan Shenzi turned around and wanted to leave, but he didn't expect to bump into the emperor when he turned around!
"Emperor? Why are you here?" Recently, the Dao of Heaven has become the head of the Six Realms, and the Emperor in the Dao of Heaven is the object that everyone wants to curry favor with, including the God Son of Tianshan.
The emperor raised his eyebrows, it was very dangerous: "What? Can't I come to this hall?"
"No! No! Of course you can come." Tianshan Shenzi's attitude was very warm: "You must have come to look for Jinlian, look at my memory, how can I forget this matter."
The man didn't speak, but just curled his lips and looked at each other, but there was no smile in his eyes.
Tianshan Shenzi didn't notice it at the beginning, but after being stared at for a long time, he always felt a little hairy in his heart, moved uncomfortably, and asked, "Dijun, is there something on my face?"
"No." The man smiled, his bright eyes and teeth were evil: "It's just that this hall is very strange, why do you still have the courage to go out when you are so ugly?"
Tianshan Shenzi froze for a moment, opened his mouth, but didn't know how to refute.
"But don't worry, you will never use these four words in your whole life." He patted Tian Shan's body on the shoulder, and the man's tone was as gentle as jade: "Because, you are not worthy at all. "
Hearing this, the little novice monks couldn't bear it any longer, and looked at the face of Tianshan Shenzi one by one, laughing loudly.
Tianshan Shenzi's face was as green as if he had swallowed a toad, it was very horrible.
At this moment, he finally understood why he could not offend the emperor even if he offended the sky and the earth, and ran down the mountain path with his face covered in embarrassment, but he didn't understand how he offended the other party?
To the readers: Good Calvin, let me do this for today, let me follow through, and make changes tomorrow, good night.
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