Five Hundred and Nine: I Finally Understand the Mood of Master
The five old men really couldn't exert their strength while vomiting, and their feet were a little soft.
After they were beaten up by Xu Cheng a few times, they pointed at Xu Cheng and said without shame, "Boy, how dare you? Shameless."
"I don't know what you guys are going to say." Xu Cheng pretended to be crazy, and then beat them.
Old Man Ye wanted to sneak up on him, but was kicked by Xu Cheng as an afterthought, and he stared: "I am your grandfather, you dare to hit me!"
"I drank too much, what are you talking about?" Xu Cheng used to punch him.
After the five old men gradually regained some strength, they roared and attacked Xu Cheng at the same time.
Standing there, Xu Cheng suddenly showed them a sly smile.
I don't know why, but the five old men felt very evil when they saw his smile.
fraudulent?
But they've already done it.
bang.
When their fists hit Xu Cheng's back, chest and other places, they made a 'dang' sound.
It was like the dull sound of a flesh fist hitting the thick golden bell of the Great Buddha Temple.
subsequently.
"I call it your uncle!"
The five old men almost didn't shed tears, and each of them withdrew their fists and grinned in pain.
"What kind of steel clothes are you?"
Xu Cheng turned on the tortoise shell mode just now, not to mention their fists, he has carried bullets and bombs.
After repelling the five old men, Xu Cheng stepped forward and punched Old Man Ye, ready to swing him over.
Grandpa Ye looked at him lying down with a nosebleed and said loudly, "I am your grandfather!"
Xu Cheng stopped his hand and didn't hit him. At this time, Mr. Ye turned to attack him, but he hit the tortoise shell.
"Oh, I'm going to Nima!" Grandpa Ye burst into tears.
"Let me hit you." Xu Cheng saw that he felt uncomfortable beating himself, so he might as well hit him himself, and sent Mr. Ye flying in the abdomen with one punch.
The remaining four old men were smart, and came to grab his arm, trying to use the technique of entanglement and capture.
But when they stopped Xu Cheng from behind, Xu Cheng suddenly turned around with a smile and asked them, "Do you still want me to drive?"
The four old men tightened their chrysanthemums.
How is this Nima still playing?
Mr. Xing said directly, "What the fuck, why don't you beat us all by yourself?"
Xu Cheng said: "Then come and beat me."
The four old men almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Stop fighting! It's even more popular than beating Zhang Chenfeng!" Mr. Guo gave up.
Xu Cheng burped at this time: "If you want to burp, hurry up."
Then the four old men couldn't leave at all, and Xu Cheng had already entered mad dog mode. The heirs on the tables all around saw Xu Cheng stepping on and beating five old men in the open field by himself.
The five old men yelled at Ye Xiu and the others: "Hurry up and stop this brat, why did you drink a fake bar?"
Ye Xiu and Zhou Xiaoming's people all rushed up to stop Xu Cheng, but Xu Cheng first threw Mr. Guo onto a table, then threatened them, "I've been drinking, I've been drinking!"
It means to tell everyone: I was so drunk, let me say yes first, I am not responsible for what happened to anyone who hit me!
Old man Ye was tearing up with snot and tears: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have suspected that he is Zhang Chenfeng's apprentice, he's all the same thing, all routines."
On the ground, lay five old men, all with bruised noses and swollen faces. The table was smashed to pieces on the ground, and only Xu Cheng stood there staggeringly. He felt that it was almost time to end, so he immediately pretended to faint Fall over.
At this moment, Ye Xiu and others came over to help Xu Cheng up and drag him away.
Unexpectedly, the five old men yelled: "Let go of him, don't move."
After Ye Xiu and the others nodded their heads, they laid Xu Cheng on the ground again.
At this time, the five old men slowly stood up, not showing any sense of expert demeanor, just like the local hooligans and old urchins who were blindly beaten, and now they were going to take advantage of Xu Cheng's fainting to come over and take revenge. They I know Xu Cheng must be pretending.
If you don't wait now, when will you wait?
The five old men suddenly got up and ran over, with five feet falling from the sky.
Just when they fell from the sky, Xu Cheng was lying on the ground with his legs upturned, his face facing them, and a weird and mysterious smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.
This smile is too painful for five old men!
It's almost a creepy shadow.
No, as soon as his smile came out, the five old men forcibly braked in the air and twisted their bodies vigorously. The five people were afraid that Xu Cheng would have another hole, so they stopped kicking him. The five people would rather fall down around Xu Cheng. There was a scream on the ground.
At this time, the younger descendants of the fourth generation thought it was a circus performance, applauded and said in a childlike voice: "Grandpa is great, this fall is so handsome."
The five old men just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Xu Cheng suddenly opened his eyeballs, and asked blankly, "What happened?"
Then he looked at the five old men lying on the ground and rubbing their butts vigorously.
"Are you all right? I drank a little too much just now." Xu Cheng rubbed his head, stood up slowly and said, "Oh, yes, Grandpa Ye, I didn't lie when I said that I only used 30% of my strength. You. How about you get up and let me prove it to you?"
Prove that you are paralyzed!
The five old men grinned and sat with various expressions, cursing: "Get out, if you still know how to be filial to the old man, don't pretend to be forceful. Get out of here as far as your thoughts go."
Xu Cheng smiled, walked over to pinch the baby-sounding child and said, "Little friend, don't drink indiscriminately in the future, you know? When you get drunk, you will forget the things you have done, such as hitting the old man. Moral thing."
The five old men almost didn't vomit blood, this nima really didn't want to admit that the mad dog just now was him.
When Xu Cheng was about to go out, for a split second, the way all the single women looked at him changed!
If they were reserved when he first came in, this time is simply the best embodiment of modern reform and opening up.
He was immediately surrounded by these women.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"When are you going to dump her?"
"Not married yet? It doesn't matter if you get married. Are you interested in considering extramarital affairs?"
"I don't mind playing an underground strike strategy."
"What does her family do? Does she look as good as me?"
"Give me your phone number."
"I'm always free, you can treat me to dinner anytime."
listen!
Listening to what they said, Xu Cheng, who had seen the big scene, couldn't stand it anymore.
He was full of emotions: "Now I finally understand the involuntary mood of Master, ah."
The five old men looked at his leaving back and really just wanted to throw a knife at him.
This back view...is too much like Zhang Chenfeng.
The innocence of "I didn't actually do anything, why do women always come to love me" makes people want to scratch it.