Two Hundred and Ninety-Three: I Can't Stop at All

Xu Cheng stretched out his hand to shake hands with the two new Cube Brothers, and introduced himself by the way: "My name is Xu Cheng."

Fang 8 gave up and said, "Hey, the real name is meaningless. For us Dragon Blade, the people whose names are performing tasks are all vests, so let's call them nicknames."

Xu Cheng said awkwardly, "I don't have a nickname."

Beishan: "Why not, didn't I get one for you last time?"

"Ah?" Xu Cheng looked at him blankly.

Beishan: "Second brother!"

puff!

Xu Cheng felt that an arrow had been shot in his chest.

"As soon as you hear this nickname, you will be awesome. Don't talk about it, that's all. From now on, you will be called the second child!" Fang J said with a chuckle.

Fang 8 clapped his hands and applauded: "This nickname is very domineering, don't tell me, in our Longzhi, no one dares to call himself the second child! This is a symbol of strength, how wonderful!"

Beishan nodded: "Brother, I also have good intentions."

Xu Chengsheng looked unlovable: "I want to die!"

Immediately, he asked Beishan curiously: "Brother Beishan, what are you three doing here?"

Fang 8 said: "Brother Beishan said you were in danger, so he came here. Now it seems that you are doing well."

Fang J: "Second brother, senior brother wants to ask you a serious question, you must answer me seriously."

Xu Cheng nodded: "You ask."

Fang J: "The girl you hugged just now is your wife?"

Xu Cheng wants to cry, I don’t want to bully people like this, do I have to hang a plaque around my neck that reads “Lin Chuxue is my wife” in the future so that you will believe that my brother’s wife is the one who is so beautiful Lin Chuxue?

Beishan: "I've already asked him this question, and I can answer you. That ridiculously beautiful girl is his wife."

Fang 8 and Fang J both said in disbelief: "Brother, did you make a mistake?"

Beishan rolled his eyes at Xu Cheng: "You explain to them yourself."

Xu Cheng looked at the two seniors who didn't believe it at all and said, "No matter how beautiful a woman is, as long as you go after her, you will definitely catch her. The key is to use your heart, not your dick!"

Fang J squinted: "The person you call yourself the second (JJ) actually told us that we need to be careful when chasing girls? Don't make me laugh, please."

Xu Cheng: "I can't explain it to you guys."

Fang 8: "Then how do you chase? Your brother, I will get wet when I take off these glasses. I also want to work hard."

Xu Cheng looked at him: "Take off your glasses and have a look?"

Fang 8 took off his glasses and looked at Xu Cheng with a cute face.

Xu Cheng looked at it for a while, then turned his head away, and sighed with a face that looked like he had eaten poop today: "It's really naughty! You should go to Korea to improve your foundation some other day, you look like Zhu Bajie No matter how hard you try, no girl will like you."

Fang J: "Don't say that you are called Brother Beast. In fact, it is not easy for him. Anyway, his boss still wants to sneak him."

Party 8: ""

Xu Cheng: "It's a good thing, at least it's not a bad thing, isn't it? Senior Brother Called Beast, you should try to stay with him first."

Fang 8: "Your sister!"

Fang J: "By the way, second child, how did you catch up with your wife? Teach me two tricks?"

Xu Cheng: "It's very simple. Chasing after you, what is a woman? A flower, what about a man? Cow dung! This flower needs to be nourished and grown, can it leave our cow dung fertilizer? So, treat yourself as a Qualified cow dung chases others for her good ideals and great goals."

Fang 8 nodded, and asked with a look of great feeling: "Then how to make a qualified cow dung?"

Xu Cheng: "You asked a good question. As a qualified cow dung, there are flowers stuck on your body, right? Then you have to think about this flower absorbing your nourishment, which means it is your own. Anyone who dares to approach it will be killed without mercy!"

Fang J: "For example?"

Xu Cheng: "For example, last semester, someone sent her a love letter to harass her, and ran after him in the alley after school! It doesn't matter if it's him or them! Let them know the ownership of this flower! If they don't know, keep hitting, hitting Until they know it, even if their heads are bleeding. Another example, at the banquet last night, pointing at the group of nobles and celebrities and spraying them as mentally retarded and rubbish, you need to practice the essence of spraying five times a second. If you can’t spray, don’t worry about it , beat them, no matter how rich or young the prince is, as a qualified cow dung, you must be prepared to protect the flower against the whole world. For example, first cut the watermelon knife from the Platinum Palace all the way to the gate of the palace , that kind of momentum that strangers should not enter."

Party 8: ""

Fang J: ""

After the two of them worked together for a long time, they popped out a sentence: "You are a lunatic, if you risk your life for a girl, Guanyin will fall."

Xu Cheng suddenly lit a cigarette for himself, took a puff, and sighed, "Hey, I don't want to hide it from you. Chasing girls is really tiring. Ever since I punched the first villain who harassed my wife in junior high, I I know that the road ahead will be difficult, and I also know that this will be a road of no return, but I can’t take back the punches I made. It’s not like the police will forgive you if you hit someone and say sorry, right? With all these years After my wife became more and more beautiful and unstoppable, I couldn't stop doing this at all."

After speaking, he left first.

Beishan asked, "Where are you going?"

Xu Cheng: "I am addicted to beating people, do you want to go with me?"

Fang 8: "Where are you going? I am too lazy to fight ordinary people."

Xu Cheng threw the cigarette butt away: "Platinum Palace."

The eyelids of the three senior brothers twitched: "What are you doing?"

Xu Cheng said lightly: "Kill people."

The three senior brothers shuddered.

"Junior brother, is your enemy's level a little bit higher? Wouldn't it be a bit overwhelming for you to go to the boss without saying anything?"

Xu Cheng nodded and said: "Actually, I tested the depth at the banquet, and I felt that I could fight, so this time the resurrection on the spot is in the best condition. It is still dark and windy at night in the early morning, and the opportunity must not be missed. Okay, I will Let's go first, Senior Brother Beishan, if you have nothing to do, please go to the Lin Family Manor and help me stay for a while, I'm afraid there will be thieves thinking about it."

Then he left.

Fang 8 and Fang J were speechless: "Is this mother really going?"

Beishan watched Xu Cheng's back getting farther and farther away and sighed: "This kid talks crazy, and his actions are even crazier. Last time I went to the black market, I was fucked by him\/\/ The tide is high, the Mexican black market Sono The La family is gone, and he was held hostage by this bastard in front of the other five big families and then shot in the head. This kid has a wrongdoing and a debtor. Killed the whole family! Hey, I regret running behind his ass, the boss is old and disrespectful enough to make people worry, I'm so fucking fucked up by this guy!"

Fang J: "I've never seen the Queen's face once in my whole life, and the daily tasks only reached the level of a mercenary at most. This bastard went to the house where the boss was to fight monsters and upgrade. Sure enough, the world of the second child said I don't understand."

Fang 8: "Looking at the aftermath of the second child chasing girls, I still don't resign and my boss hides me."