Chapter 97 Fairy Tales Are All Lies!

It took Fish less than an hour to finish all the homework, which surprised Professor McGonagall who thought he was just talking.

But he was more happy.

"You little rascal, you can do it so quickly, right?"

Professor McGonagall pinched Fish's little face and scolded him with a smile.

"Meow woo woo woo..." (●>ω<●)

After struggling to break free from Professor McGonagall's hands, Fish covered his cheeks and stepped back several steps, then replied confidently: "Because writing all the time is too boring, meow!" (ノ)`ω'(ヽ)

"If you finish writing earlier, you can go play earlier?"

Professor McGonagall still tried to correct Fish.

"Of course I know meow! Isn't that what I did today meow?" However, Fish replied confidently: "But when I have nothing else to do, I play with Minerva the same way meow!"

"So you are just teasing me on purpose?!"

Professor McGonagall, who was furious, reached out to pinch Fish's little face again, but Fish ducked under her arm and ran out of the office without looking back.

"I've finished my homework! I'm going to play with Fluffy meow!"()

Fish, who ran out of Professor McGonagall's office, watched outside for a while. After making sure that she didn't chase him out, he proudly raised his tail and swaggered to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, he filled his magic pocket with food, and Fish ran to the end of the corridor on the fourth floor without stopping. However, this time he did not directly remove the door, but drew out his wand.

After meeting the bad old man that time, he told Fish how to open the door, so Fish gradually changed his habit of removing the door.

"Lewway! I'm here to see you, meow!"

After opening the door, Feishi greeted Luwei happily, then poured out food from his magic pocket and invited Luwei to come and enjoy it.

"Woo~Woof!" ×3

Lewway's three heads cried out at the same time and came to Feishi. Two of them buried their heads in the food and ate them, while the head on the far right stretched out its tongue to lick Feishi.

"Meow! Don't lick!"

Feish, who had experienced the same thing many times before, didn't even look at it. He grabbed a chicken leg with one hand and put it to his mouth to bite it. He casually swung his other hand and slapped Luwei on the nose.

"Awoo..."

After being slapped, Luwei retracted his head.

"You guy, you have three heads for nothing, meow, and you are not as smart as Yaya." (●Φ~Φ●)

Feish, with food still in his mouth, shook his head and sighed vaguely.

At least Yaya has learned not to lick him. Fluffy has three heads like this, but he still hasn't learned his lesson. But Hagrid is also stupid sometimes. Is it possible that big guys like him don't have good brains?

While chewing food, Fish was daydreaming.

But he quickly pulled his thoughts back, picked up a pork chop from the food pile, and threw it upwards.

"Fluffy, catch it, meow!"

"Woof!"

Fluffy, who was lying on the ground chewing the food into pieces, stood up immediately, raised his three heads at the same time, and one of them opened his bloody mouth and caught the pork chop thrown by Fish, swallowing it directly without chewing it.

This is a game that Fish, Fluffy and Yaya occasionally play. At first, they learned it from Hagrid, but Fluffy is too big and the space here is too small, so it's not very fun to play. Fish often plays the Frisbee game with Yaya.

At the moment, Fish was not planning to play a game of toss and catch with Fluffy. After throwing a few pieces of food, he quietly took out a small bottle of potion from his pocket and sprinkled it on a piece of roasted lamb, and then threw it into the air as usual.

The potion he sprinkled on the lamb was actually the answer to the first question Snape asked Harry in a potion class, a powerful sleeping pill made from narcissus root powder and wormwood, a dose of life and death water.

Although Fish had trapped Fluffy with the soft stone spell before, it actually broke free quickly at that time, and with its huge size, even if it was trapped in the ground, it would be difficult for Fish to move it away as long as it put its claws or head on the trap door.

Even if he had various spells to enhance his strength, Fluffy's size advantage was too great, and its own strength was not small. Even if Fish added full BUFF, he couldn't compete with it in strength.

So Fish actually understood that his success rate of forcing his way in was not high.

But in recent times, it's not in vain that he has read so many fairy tales! In addition to useless skills like rolling on the ground and running away from home, he also learned what it means to outwit!

In "The Tales of Beedle the Bard", the eldest of the three brothers was killed after getting drunk and the Elder Wand was stolen. Although Fish couldn't get the wine, he had no problem taking away the potion prepared in the Potions class.

And the effect of a dose of life and death water, Fish had already tested it. Not only did he taste it himself, he also secretly fed some to Fang and Hagrid. Needless to say, they all slept soundly at the time.

Originally, Fish wanted to feed a dose of life and death water to the stinky guy to make him miss the class time, but he never found an opportunity. Later, he learned the head-bubbling curse, and the matter was left unresolved.

If Scarhead and the others hadn't mentioned the trapdoor to Fish yesterday, this thing would have been forgotten in the corner of the magic pocket.

Under Fish's expectant eyes, Fluffy swallowed the roasted lamb sprinkled with a dose of life and death water without any precautions.

Then...

Nothing happened.

A dose of life and death water is indeed a very powerful sleeping pill, but the stomach acid of the three-headed dog is even more powerful.

Just as Fluffy's fur can resist most spells, most potions cannot work on Fluffy. Its stomach acid can even melt stones. A dose of life and death water is not even qualified to make it confused for a moment.

There is a reason why the three-headed dog is regarded as one of the best guards by wizards.

"Damn meow! Those fairy tales are really not reliable!"

Fish didn't care about these. He only knew that after throwing a tantrum and running away from home, another move he learned from the fairy tale book failed.

"Woo woof!" ×3

Luffy, who knew nothing about this, saw Fish suddenly stop his action and couldn't help but urge him out.

But Feishi, whose plan failed, no longer wanted to play with Lu Wei.

"No more play, meow! I'm not in the mood!" (ˇˇ)

Feishu sat down cross-legged angrily, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and turned his head to reject Lu Wei's call.

"Awoo?"

Lu Wei's six big eyes were full of confusion. He couldn't understand why Feishi suddenly became unhappy, so he swung his tail, lay down, and stretched out his tongue to lick Feishi's face...

Then, of course, he was slapped back by Feishi.

"Awoo..."

Lu Wei took a few steps back aggrievedly, not understanding what he had done wrong.

However, it was these few steps back that made him a little further away from the trap door, and Feishi was surprised to find that...

At this distance, Lu Wei seemed to have no time to stop him!

While Feishi launched the soft stone technique, he also rushed towards the trap door.

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Draught of Living Death, draught means "drug", but it also means "a mouthful", so it should be "a dose of life and death water" instead of a dose of "life and death water".

The HP I read was translated by People's Literature Publishing House. In the first part, it was called a dose of life and death water, and in the sixth part, it became a living hell soup. I don't know what's going on.

And the materials mentioned in both are different. Life and death water is daffodil root and wormwood, and living hell is sleepy beans and valerian root. Of course, it is also possible that none of them are mentioned in full.

But the living hell soup is the content of "Advanced Potion Making" after the sixth grade joined the N.E.W.T. course, and when Snape asked the question in the first grade, Hermione already knew the answer.

So I guess there are probably two recipes, the primary version and the upgraded version.

Or it may be a bug.