Chapter 202 Professor McGonagall's New Story
A magical scene happened in Hogwarts recently. Slytherin, who always despised Lockhart, was actually chatting and laughing with him these days.
And several students, including Malfoy, like Gryffindor freshman Colin, often took a camera and took pictures everywhere.
But Colin took pictures of Harry, while Malfoy and his friends took pictures of Fish.
Then everyone knew that the students in Slytherin were actually learning how to take pictures from Lockhart, and the pictures they took were indeed much more beautiful than Colin's.
This aroused Colin's competitive spirit, so he also went to Lockhart to learn some photography techniques...
Then he practiced with Harry Potter.
And Lockhart would come out from time to time to take pictures with him.
It made Harry very annoyed.
No one expected that Lockhart, the "boasting king" and "story king", actually had this ability.
But after thinking about his personality and habits, I felt that this matter was very logical... After all, with this guy's personality, he would indeed study the boring things such as which angle to shoot from to make himself look the most photogenic.
Story King is Lockhart's new nickname. After being beaten by Fish, his Defense Against the Dark Arts class became a storytelling class, but he no longer invited people to perform with him.
As a result, his class was actually quite popular, after all, Lockhart's storytelling skills were really good.
And they did learn something from those stories more or less... Although compared with normal courses, they certainly learned less, but at least they did not learn nothing.
After a period of time, the overall evaluation of the students was actually quite good, especially Fish, who listened very carefully in every class...
This made Dumbledore feel relieved, and he finally didn't have to rush to find a new professor.
But it also made Professor McGonagall feel frustrated...
Recently, she even began to secretly study how to make a story about the Transfiguration course and tell it to Fish.
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“…In the end, Isobel Ross successfully defeated Isabel and won the Most Promising Newcomer Award from Transfiguration Today.”
Today was the first time that Professor McGonagall told Fish a story adapted from her own experience. It must be said that it was indeed a bit exciting to tell her own achievements in a story like this.
But she was different from people like Lockhart. It would be a bit embarrassing to brag directly, so she changed the protagonist of the story to her mother's name.
Professor McGonagall nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at Fish lying on her legs.
“Zzzzzz…”(=ω=)
The kitten’s posture at this time had changed to lying on its back, with its belly exposed, its two front paws raised straight above its head, its head and two hind legs twisted in opposite directions, and it was sleeping soundly.
Professor McGonagall’s mouth twitched and she fell silent.
When she was reading Lockhart’s story, the lazy cat listened attentively to the end without even taking a nap.
Looking at Fish's expression now, it is obvious that he is not interested in the story he adapted...
Is his story so different from that Lockhart guy? !
Professor McGonagall thought indignantly.
In fact, this is normal. After graduation, Professor McGonagall entered the Department of Magical Law Enforcement of the Ministry of Magic, which can be said to be one of the most boring positions. After that, she returned to Hogwarts and served as a professor of Transfiguration until now.
Even if she joined the Order of the Phoenix to fight Voldemort during this period, she mostly stayed in school and was responsible for protecting those students of Muggle descent... In addition, the things during this period are not suitable to be told to Fish.
So apart from the experience of fighting the Dark Lord, in terms of the wonderfulness of life experience, Professor McGonagall is naturally not as good as the "Gilderoy Lockhart" who is open-minded.
Apart from the experience that is not convenient to tell Fish for the time being, Professor McGonagall's most glorious period was when she was studying at Hogwarts.
And what she misses most is the days of playing in the Quidditch team... Unfortunately, Fish is not interested in this sport at all.
So she could only pick an experience that won her an award and tell it to Fich.
But it was obvious that Fich didn't like to listen to such boring stories and poor adaptations. He was very respectful to Professor McGonagall by staying there.
"Meow?" (=Φω=)
Fich seemed to have noticed that Professor McGonagall had stopped "chanting", so he shook his ears and woke up.
He yawned loudly first, then lay on Professor McGonagall's thigh and began to lick his paws and rub his face.
"Fich."
Professor McGonagall called the kitten who was rubbing his face with a complicated look.
"Meow?" (=ΦωΦ=)
Fich stopped and looked up at Professor McGonagall.
"Isn't the story just now good?"
Reaching out to pick Fich up, and then putting him on the table, Professor McGonagall stared into the kitten's eyes and asked very seriously.
"Meow~" (Very boring, Fich doesn't like it.)
Not knowing that this story was adapted from Professor McGonagall's personal experience, Fich didn't think much about it and answered bluntly.
Then he added, "Meow, meow." (Just like Professor Binns's class, I felt sleepy after listening to it.)
"Is... is it?"
The corners of Professor McGonagall's mouth twitched again. She had also been a student of Professor Binns, so she naturally knew what the history of magic was like.
Is my story that bad? !
Professor McGonagall thought angrily as she glared at Fish fiercely.
"Meow?"⊙ω⊙
Little Fish was stared at by Professor McGonagall in confusion, and he didn't know how he made her angry.
Seeing the innocent expression on the other party's cat face, Professor McGonagall immediately lost most of her anger.
She slapped Fei Xu's cat head hard, then patted his butt, waved her hand angrily at the confused kitten, and said: "Okay, okay, today's After the story is over, you can go and play by yourself, and remember to go back to the dormitory early to go to bed."
Although a lot of his anger had dissipated, Professor McGonagall still felt a little bit dissatisfied.
If it was just because the story was not as exciting as Lockhart's, Professor McGonagall could barely accept it. After all, Lockhart was a professional liar and best-selling author, so he couldn't compare to normal.
But to say that her story is similar to Professor Binns’s course would be going too far!
Thinking of this, Professor McGonagall couldn't hold back her anger.
Minerva looks so strange today...
Professor McGonagall's mood switch was so fast that Fish was a little confused, so he didn't leave immediately, but put his head against Professor McGonagall's hand and rubbed it a few times.
"Meow?" (Minerva, are you okay?)
the kitten asked with concern.
Professor McGonagall's anger disappeared instantly. She smiled and scratched Fish's chin, and then said honestly: "It's okay, but the story just now is from my student days. I thought you would like it. ”
"Meow..." (Minerva, you were so boring when you were in school...)
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Even if he knew that this was Professor McGonagall's real experience, the honest little cat still said what he had to say.
"Come on, come on! You little bastard knows how to piss me off!"
Professor McGonagall, who had only been warmed up for a few seconds, suddenly felt heartbroken and angrily drove away Fish, the "filial son".
"Meow!" (Fish was right again!)
(=`ω=)
Fish argued unconvincingly, and then quickly jumped off the table and slipped out of her office before Professor McGonagall could get angry.
It's boring to begin with. No wonder Minerva is not allowed to do this or that...
It must be that her previous life was too boring, so she didn't want me to have fun!
snort! Minerva, the big bad guy!
The kitten slipped out of the office and wandered around the castle as usual, while cursing at Professor McGonagall.
At this moment, a somewhat erratic voice suddenly sounded from behind the little cat.
"Fish, good evening."
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Today I took Zhongyuan to have his nails trimmed and dewormed, but for some reason he resisted so much that he hid in the disinfection cabinet of the hospital and refused to come out... The puppet raised in the hospital came close to him, and Zhongyuan even teased him away... …
In the end, it took me a long time to apply the medicine, but my nails were not cut anymore. I was struggling too much. I was obviously very good the past few times, but I don’t know what happened today.
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Thanks for the reward for helping Laolong wholeheartedly.