1860 I Don't Care if Something Goes Wrong
( ) The hometown of the Red Devils, mixed bathing hot springs.
It is one of the sightseeing facilities in the village of Scarlet Devil, and it is a must-see place for tourists who come to the village.
It's not hard to guess why.
As long as you see the words "mixed bathing hot spring", almost all the men who come to the village will go there.
Most of the tourists who will come from afar are men.
That being the case, this place has naturally become a must-see tourist attraction for tourists.
Of course, as one of the tourist facilities, the people who will come here are not only foreign tourists, but also the villagers in the village of the Red Devils.
Therefore, there are guests almost every day in the mixed bathing hot spring, and it is quite lively.
Unfortunately…
"It's not a mixed bath here! It's not a hot spring either! Why do you call it that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
In one of the bathhouses in the "Mixed Bathing Onsen", Kazuma, who was only wearing a towel, yelled at the empty bathhouse.
"Isn't this a trick!? Isn't this a trick!? Isn't this a trick!?"
Dazed by the anger, Hezhen kept slapping the water surface, venting his anger.
Come to think of it, many tourists from outside should have done the same thing as Kazuma, right?
I was looking forward to the mixed bath, and I was looking forward to the hot spring, but the "mixed bath hot spring" turned out to be just the name of a public bath in the village of the Red Devils.
It is not a mixed bath, nor a hot spring, but an ordinary bathhouse, so no matter who it is, it will feel like being tricked.
Especially the males who are looking forward to this, even if they do something more hysterical than Kazuma, it is not an exaggeration at all.
Also wearing a bath towel, Fang Li sighed as he watched Kazuma like this while soaking in the bathtub.
"It's almost time for you to stop, isn't this a relatively normal development?"
To be honest, Fang Li was also taken aback when Hui Hui proposed to have a mixed bath at first.
but,
Seeing the ordinary performance of the Crimson Demon girls, Fang Li knew that the "mixed bath" that Huihui was talking about was definitely not something that could be easily associated.
"The people here just have problems with their brains, not with their three views. If it's really a mixed bath, do you think the girls will take the initiative to bring it up?" Fang Li said calmly: "You are usually very smart. Yes, why do you choose to avoid thinking about this kind of thing?"
"I don't want to hear such a realistic analysis!" He Zhen yelled as if furious: "Don't you have any expectations? Don't you have any expectations? That's mixed bathing! Mixed bathing!"
To this, Fang Li's answer was extremely decisive.
"sorry, I do not have."
Really do not have.
Of course, there was an abnormal reason that was immediately noticed.
In addition, there are hard conditions.
"Do you think I would expect those three cheaters to give me benefits?"
The concise rhetorical question made Kazuma speechless on the spot.
That's right.
If it was someone else, Fang Li, as a normal man, would have said that it would be impossible for him not to look forward to mixed bathing.
Among other things, Yoyo's figure is enough to be called overgrown, and Alu is evaluated by Huihui as the earth-shattering type after stripping. These two girls alone are enough to make any man want to move.
However, when he thought of Akuya, Huihui and Darkness being there, Fang Li really couldn't get excited at all.
"But...but! Just look at their faces! Aren't those guys outstanding!?"
He really seemed to be looking for a reason for himself, and some emotions rose.
"Even though Megumin is stunted, she's cute!? Darkness is a pervert, but she's also a beautiful noble lady!? And Aqua... Aqua..."
Kazuma's voice became weaker and weaker, and finally became unable to speak.
Fang Li also wanted to cover his face.
yes.
There is Aqua over there.
Even in terms of appearance, Akuya is definitely at the level of a goddess. Her face is probably prettier than anyone else's, and her figure is also impeccable. The intelligence that can occupy the lowest position is the highest level of trouble-making ability among the Crimson Demons. Who can be interested in such a virtuous goddess?
At least, Fang Li is not even interested in it.
Obviously, Kazuma also had the same idea.
"Just... even if you don't look at Akua! Then there are others!" Hezhen clenched his fists as if intending to regain the aura that was about to disappear completely, and said with exaggerated movements: "Even if Don't look at Huihui and Darkness, there are others!"
Hearing this, Fang Li cast his eyes on He Zhen, and made a sound like he was annoyed.
"what do you want to say in the end?"
Hearing this, Kazuma showed a face that could be used as evidence of a crime, and smiled treacherously.
"Go peeping!"
Immediately, Kazuma made such a proposal that Qingli could be called a routine.
"So, did you choose to be true to your own desire?" Fang Li squeezed his shoulders and said casually, "Do you think you can succeed?"
"No problem!" Kazuma answered almost brilliantly, saying, "Akuya only knows recovery magic, support magic, and funny talent, and Darkness only has thick skin, and the rest of the girls are all good at it." Magicians, although they seem to have magic to detect enemies, but that kind of magic, not to mention Megumi, the rest of the Crimson Demons can't learn it either, they all only know powerful advanced magic, but we have thieves Even if we go to peep, no one will find it! "
It is a reasoning that is full of confidence and has no loopholes.
Why don't you usually show such powerful analytical and reasoning skills?
Fang Li really wanted to say that.
But seeing Hezhen's high-spirited appearance, Fang Li also gave up preaching.
Anyway, this man is the type who only works hard in this area, right?
Then let him go.
At that moment, Fang Li waved his hand and said this.
"Then I wish you success."
After finishing speaking, Fang Li closed his eyes and enjoyed the bubble bath.
"Snapped!"
Just when Fang Li was about to lower his hand, a hand grabbed him tightly.
"..."
Silence began to spread between the two.
half a minute later...
"go together."
"It's not that leisurely and elegant."
"Impossible, I believe that men are loyal to their own desires, so you must be of the same type as me."
"Sorry, I really won't suppress my desires, but I also have a choice."
"Sounds like a statement from a winner in life."
"I think your speech is like a loser."
"...No matter what?"
"At least I'm not in the mood right now."
"Then it's okay if I show you Yoyo?"
"...Don't you think I've taken a fancy to that child too?"
"I don't think so, but are you worried about her?"
"I don't deny that."
"Then come together!"
"...Why did you come to such a conclusion?"
Fang Li opened his eyes, looked at Hezhen standing in front of him with a sense of mission on his face, and sighed again.
"I don't care if something goes wrong."
Hearing Fang Li's words, Kazuma held his hand.