Nine Hundred and Ninety Eighth Conventional Events
"Ugh…"
On the way to school, a man named Kamijou Touma sighed from the bottom of his heart as he dragged his body exhaustedly and walked forward step by step.
"Unfortunately..."
Hearing that, walking beside Kamijou Touma, because the dormitory is in the same building, and the time of going out coincides with each other, so Fang Li who was walking together was a little confused.
"What's the matter?" Fang Li asked: "I said your famous lines early in the morning, did you encounter any bad luck this time?"
Hearing Fang Li's words, Kamijou Touma showed a masochistic expression.
"...Hasn't my encounter with bad luck become a customary event?"
Saying this, Kamijou Touma seemed to be planning to spit out all his grievances, and shouted with the last bit of strength in his body.
"I couldn't get the singer's signature, and I became penniless because of the treats. In a state of self-abandonment, I had fun with Tsuchimikado and Lanfa Earring in class, but I angered Teacher Xiaomeng, and was punished. Stay until almost night before school is allowed!"
Fang Li witnessed the whole process of this matter.
However, this is just the beginning of the misfortune of the man named Kamijou Touma.
Under such circumstances, Kamijou Touma continued to shout.
"Because I was left until the evening, I didn't eat for the whole day, so I had to go to the restaurant that I visited a while ago and got a free meal coupon to deal with the matter, but the waiter in the restaurant told me with a smile, "I'm sorry. , A silver-haired nun with a big appetite came to the store today, and she ate up all the ingredients, so please ask tomorrow... Hey, your free meal coupon seems to expire today." That's it! "
The expression on Fang Li's face froze suddenly.
Kamijou Touma, who didn't realize this, was still crying.
"With no other choice, I had no choice but to take a shortcut home on an empty stomach, but in the alley of the shortcut, I ran into an incident that I don't know where. I was detained, saying that I was suspected and needed to be taken back for investigation, and this investigation went straight into the morning, keeping me up all night!"
Fang Li's expression became stiff.
"It wasn't until I went back that I thought, 'Ah,
Otherwise, I can sleep for ten minutes." I was about to fall down, but I didn't know which room came from the sound of a girl biting madly and a bastard running around trying to avoid it. The noise was so loud that I couldn't fall asleep at all. ! "
Fang Li was completely silent.
The unfortunate man named Kamijou Touma didn't notice the behavior of the classmates around him at all, and could only raise his head and shout.
"Why am I so unlucky?! Misfortune to this point is no longer a situation that science can explain?! Could it be that someone is framing me behind the scenes?! If God really has eyes, then tell me who that bastard is! Look I don't need this right hand to smash his illusions!"
The accusation, as if shed blood and tears, made the pedestrians on the surrounding roads involuntarily stay away from Kamijou Touma's side.
And the only person who was still with Kamijou Touma was the culprit who was yelling and trying to crush him with his right hand.
"what…"
As if discouraged, Kamijou Touma returned to his exhausted state and sighed.
"Unfortunately..."
Others simply cannot understand how heavy these three simple words are, right?
As for Fang Li, his expression has become completely unnatural.
how to say?
This is probably the first time Fang Li has shown such a guilty conscience in front of a person, right?
Of course, the more guilty ones are yet to come.
"When I was unlucky, there must be some winners in life who met new encounters because of the arrival of summer vacation?" Kamijou Touma said with a sigh: "Is there no one like Kamijou who can have Are you lucky? For example, a beautiful girl who falls from the sky once in a while is okay, right? Even if the beautiful girl who falls from the sky hangs on the balcony of the dormitory room, this kind of development that makes people complain, Mr. Kamijou can accept it. !"
Speaking of this, Kamijou Touma tilted his head again, and spoke self-deprecatingly.
"However, even if such a good thing really happens, it will definitely slip away because of my misfortune. For example, the beautiful girl who fell from the sky did not hang on the balcony, but fell into the alley, and then at a certain corner I bumped into someone else everywhere, and it turned out that the one who met the beautiful girl was not the unfortunate Kamijou-san, but a lucky bastard somewhere, I really want to smash this fantasy with this right hand!"
Kamijou Touma sighed.
"Unfortunately..."
This time, the heaviness of these three words really weighed on Fang Li's heart completely.
Fang Li looked at Kamijou Touma, whose shoulders were slumped with exhaustion, supporting his body with an empty stomach and lack of sleep, and walking beside him weakly. He opened his mouth several times, but didn't know what to say.
In the end, Fang Li could only pat Kamijou Touma on the shoulder and say this.
"You have to be strong."
"hehe…"
Kamijou-san's smile has long since collapsed.
Immediately, he replied this sentence.
"I don't know why, but today I really want to punch you, so, just today, please don't fight back, let me punch you, okay?"
Of course, this kind of thing is out of the question, Mr. Kamijou.
Also, we have to talk about it later.
After all, Kamijou Touma didn't seem to realize what it meant to hear a girl's voice in the boys' dormitory.
Therefore, Fang Li thought that he should find a way to make this guy shut up, and even lose his memory.
Therefore, Mr. Kamijou's misfortune continues.
...
The next day's summer vacation tutoring, in the same peaceful situation as yesterday, was announced to end not long after.
After class, Fang Li put down Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Lanfa Earrings who were planning to keep pestering him, then picked up his schoolbag and went home on his own.
By the way, Kamijou Touma finally couldn’t resist the exhaustion due to a sleepless night and an empty stomach. He fell asleep during class, and the teacher Xiaomoe, who was very happy to hear and almost cried, stayed and continued his tutoring. In the evening, it is also impossible to leave school.
"Unfortunate!"
Fang Li left the school under the background sound effects he had heard countless times.
After returning to the dormitory, Fang Li opened the door of his room while casually speaking into the room.
"I am back."
However, this has become a habitual discourse, but it attracted a flustered voice.
"You... are you back? Welcome back!"
Index was sitting in front of the table in the room. After a while of panic, she turned around and smiled at Fang Li.
However, seeing that smile, Fang Li's movements of closing the door stopped.
There is no other reason.
Just because Index's smile was not as innocent and simple as before, but rather forced.
It's barely noticeable at a glance.
Coupled with Index's performance just now, Fang Li can be sure.
"Did something happen?"