Two Hundred and Sixtieth Chapters Sow Dissension

On the plane back to Portugal, Gao Xiaodong sat together with Hulk and Sapruna. In front of them were goalkeeper Helton, Fernando and Rodriguez.

Through the games, training and the appointment of the captain yesterday, Gao Xiaodong realized the strength of the South American Gang, and also realized that the South American Gang is not monolithic. It must be done, otherwise, this game cannot be played.

"So I heard that in South America, the Brazilians, Argentines and Uruguayans are sworn enemies. It seems that the rumors are not credible."

With this bad intention, Gao Xiaodong consciously provoked the relationship between the Brazilian and the Argentinian when chatting with Hulk.

Hulk is relatively simple and honest, so he didn't know Gao Xiaodong's flamboyant, said: "Why can't it be trusted?"

Gao Xiaodong said: "Look at our team, how close you Brazilians, Argentines, and Uruguayans get along."

Hulk laughed and said, "They're all from South America, so of course we need to help each other."

Gao Xiaodong said: "What I don't quite understand is that in South America, isn't your Brazil the boss? In the past 20 years, you have won so many World Cups, America's Cups, and Argentina has never won any championships. Why do you all respect Argentina? What about the boss? I won’t talk about Uruguay, it’s second-rate in the world, and it’s impossible not to depend on Argentina..."

After finishing high school, Rodriguez became angry, and said: "We are second-rate in the world, and you Huaguo can't even be considered third-rate. You can't qualify for the Olympic Games at your doorstep."

Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "Our national team is poor, but we don't depend on anyone. No matter where we hang out, we are an independent man. Unlike you, who have won two World Cup champions, but are treated as younger brothers by others. "

Rodriguez was always proud, otherwise he would not have snatched the No. 10 jersey from Gao Xiaodong. Hearing this, he said angrily: "Be careful what you say, I am attached to someone, and I will rely on my own ability to make a living wherever I am .”

Gao Xiaodong smiled and said: "Okay, I was wrong, you are a man."

Rodriguez was a little afraid of Gao Xiaodong, but when Gao Xiaodong admitted his mistake, he stopped talking.

Gao Xiaodong smiled and said to Hulk: "Look at the Uruguayans. They come out to hang out by themselves and don't rely on anyone. You Brazilians can't form a Brazilian gang. You have to hang out with the Argentines."

Hulk said: "Gao, don't talk nonsense, none of us will follow along."

Gao Xiaodong pretended to be mysterious and whispered: "Then why do the fans say that you South American gang, Argentine Lucho is the boss."

Although Helton sitting in the front has a good temper, the clay figurine still has three points of earthiness. He couldn't bear it at this time, turned his head and said: "Gao, don't talk nonsense, we Brazilians are in any league, any goal The team has an important position, when Messi was in Barcelona, ​​he was mixed with our Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho, do we need to mix with others?"

Although Helton's voice was not loud, there was no noise in the cabin, and because of the loud words, the Argentine players were all listening, so most Argentines heard it and were very angry. For nearly two decades, Argentina has achieved nothing in the World Cup and America's Cup. Now Messi is the hope and pride of the Argentines. Helton even said that Messi got mixed up with Ronaldinho, which stimulated the sensitive nerves of the Argentines. Lucho, Rio Although Sandro and the others did not speak, and they were not easy to speak, they were very unhappy.

The fat man was thick-skinned and dark-hearted, and having achieved his goal, he smiled and said, "Well, I know too little about South America, Hulk, tell me about the history of South America."

Although Hulk is three years older than Gao Xiaodong, but in terms of playing tricks, the two of them together are not as fat as a merchant. He thought Gao Xiaodong really wanted to hear history, so he showed off what little knowledge he had. , and told Gao Xiaodong about the history of South America.

All the way silent, 4 hours later, the plane arrived at Porto Airport.

Porto is in an eventful season right now,

There were not many fans who picked up the plane. After a brief coping with the fans, the players, coaches and staff went home.

Gao Xiaodong was picked up by Houzi in his 5. When he got home, Gao Xiaodong found out that Xiao Le was back and he was in good spirits, but he was much less crowded.

The fat man wanted to make Xiao Le happy, and said, "Sister Xiao Le, come, give me a hug."

Xiao Le came over and hugged Gao Xiaodong, Gao Xiaodong let go, and suddenly said: "No, I heard that girls' breasts are soft, why were they hard when they hugged just now?"

Upon hearing this, the monkey covered his face and said, "God, this is simply the saddest question in this century."

Xiao Le said amusedly and angrily: "Little rascal, you really don't understand or you're just pretending, women don't wear hoods."

The fat man smiled and said, "Monkey, this is not the saddest question in this century. If Sister Xiaole asks this question, it is the saddest question in the world."

Xiao Houzi was clever, and when he came to his senses, he burst out laughing.

Xiao Le also understood immediately, and rushed to chase the fat man and beat him hard.

The fat man kept begging for softness, but Xiao Le refused. In the end, Xiao Le twisted the fat man's ears twice before giving up.

The house has been cleaned, and the meals have already been prepared. This is the first time Monkey and Fatty have eaten at home in more than three months. The two were so excited that tears filled their eyes.

After the meal, the monkey said happily: "Xiaodong, you were right for not going to the national team and the Olympic team. Grandma, the Olympic team has a big problem. There is a coaching change, a sex scandal, and a fight in the locker room. I can't play. One person was sent off, the last three games drew one and two lost, the group was at the bottom, if you go, you will probably be blamed.”

Half a year after joining Mendes' company, the monkey stopped calling Gao Xiaodong fat, but Gao Xiaodong didn't notice this detail.

Gao Xiaodong spread his hands, and said, "It's not that I don't want to enter, it's that we are not allowed to enter. I'm sure I won't be blamed for the embarrassment now."

Xiao Ledao: "Who said you can't find it? Now many fans on the Internet say that the reason for such a disastrous defeat at home is because you didn't make it to the Olympic team."

Gao Xiaodong got angry when he heard it, and said: "I bought a watch last year, and I thought I was an almighty God, and God couldn't do it at that time, let alone me, why did I get shot while lying down? "

The monkey smiled and said, "It's okay, that's what the Football Association's sailors are harassing. Sister Xiaole and I are leading the righteous sailors to fight against them."

Xiao Le said: "There are also some sunspots with brain damage, who can't see right from wrong, and don't understand reason."

A righteous sailor? Gao Xiaodong almost burst out laughing, and said: "It's fine to fight with the Football Association's water army. Don't argue with the idiots. You didn't read the Internet saying that the idiots will pull you to the same level as him, and then use rich experience to defeat you. .”

The monkey said: "The idiot Heizi is the hardest to deal with, especially the one who has time. You can't stop blackmailing me. If I can find him, I will find someone to beat him up."

Gao Xiaodong said: "Forget it, a few sunspots can't change the overall situation, Sister Xiaole, everything is fine at home."

Xiao Le said: "The family is fine, thank you Xiaodong, the money will not be repaid to you for the time being."

Monkey smiled and said: "Actually, you can sell yourself to pay off the debt. I think Xiaodong will be very happy."

"You dead monkey."

Xiao Le got up and went to chase the monkey again.

Listening to the laughter in the living room, Gao Xiaodong felt very comfortable, and felt that this was more like a home than a cold house. 8