Chapter 976 The Legend of Dried Bananas (Part 1)

Tyrande swore: "I swear that I will look at your new form and new career with a correct eye. And in the end, you made such a sacrifice to save the world. I believe that I can completely understand and forgive your situation. "

"Okay!" There was not much power fluctuation. In an instant, Duke, who was protected by golden light a moment ago, suddenly turned into a blackened human form.

The power of darkness was so strong that it even turned Duke's entire body into a dark and illusory state.

However, Tyrande's face changed drastically after she had said it well.

She stood up suddenly, her face was ashen, and her right hand even subconsciously rested on the dagger at her waist.

Unexpectedly, a ghostly figure was faster than Queen Xi, and pressed down on the back of Tyrande's hand like lightning, making it impossible for her to pull the dagger out of its sheath.

The one who took action was naturally Vanessa, who had entered the realm of heroes. After receiving a lot of seamount-level epic equipment bonuses, her movements are more agile and faster.

Tyrande was stunned for a while. She never expected that the maid who looked so cute and docile could have such terrifying skills.

Of course nothing good will happen if a hunter is approached first by a thief.

However, the person who frightened her even more was Duke.

She apologized softly: "I'm sorry, I got excited! It's not because of your form, Mr. Marcus, but your appearance, which made me have to recall a very, very bad memory."

Duke waved his hand and Vanessa withdrew.

Duke actually noticed Tyrande's new unfamiliar title for him.

"Tylande, when we first met, you seemed to have a very deep prejudice against me. But looking at the memories of my life, that was really the first time I met the night elves. I think I and I Our ancestors should not have any conflicts with the night elves. If there are any personal grudges, I hope we can talk openly and honestly, and we cannot let misunderstandings affect the communication and cooperation between the two major forces."

Tyrande took a few deep breaths, and her full chest trembled with the deep breaths. However, her once clear eyes still contained the resentment and entanglement that seemed to come from ancient times.

After hesitating for a long time, she sat down, calmed herself, and finally took out something wrapped in mysterious power.

It was an unusually shriveled... banana.

Queen Xi and Jaina couldn't figure out what Tyrande was doing with such a broken banana that should be thrown in the trash can.

But Duke shouted out loud: "Dried banana!?"

There is something called "seeking death" in this world!

If you don’t do it, you won’t die!

He wanted to die because of Mao Duke.

In less than half a second, Tyrande gave Duke and the two queens a good taste of what it meant to be changed by the situation.

Tyrande stood up in a flash. The divine light blooming in her eyes was so shameful and angry that the two queens had no doubt that if this was not Jaina's mage tower, Tyrande might be enlarged in any minute. Use [Meteor Shower] or [Star Falling] to directly kill Duke to nothing.

Tyrande was so excited that the clatter of her silver teeth could be clearly heard in the silent room.

Tyrande's anger was so intense that everyone in the room could clearly see Tyrande clenching her fists. The muscles all over her body were so tight that you could even see that every muscle on her smooth skin exposed to the air swelled due to the tightness.

The graceful biceps, the clear abdominal muscles and the mermaid line between the chest plate and the belt, the tight and graceful lower body without impacting the muscular lines, made Duke drool when he saw it, oh, no, he was scared. Slobber.

At this moment, Duke was confused.

He couldn't understand why a vulgar joke that only existed among players before time travel could make Tyrande so excited, even to the point of wanting to kill Duke.

Before traveling back in time, Duke asked himself many times why he wanted to play games?

The answer is nothing more than two.

One is fun.

Second, you need to kill time when you are really bored.

As a result, a variety of exciting ways to play were developed.

I still remember when Duke borrowed a Rogue and dared to visit Hammerfell, a tribal territory located in the Arathi Highlands. There, Duke encountered an orc who was doing a master job of bandaging.

It was very painful to do the Bandage Master task back then. If you accidentally made a mistake, you would have to do it all over again, which was very hard.

As an honest and reliable young man, Duke took advantage of the fact that the cute orc player had rescued many NPCs and was about to complete the mission, so he went directly to sneak attack. Kill him directly and make that guy fail the mission and have to start over.

Ten minutes later, Duke came again...

Looking back, the poor Horde player even opened a new account specifically to come to Ironforge, and scolded the poor guy who lent his account to Duke, "Is evil, and has no sex when giving birth to a child."

well! Looking back now, I feel so young!

However, this reflects how frequently rogue players from both the Horde and the Alliance went to each other's territory for 'friendly exchanges'.

The "dried banana" incident, I vaguely remember, is that a tribal thief from the thieves area went to the main cities of the alliance and took advantage of the leaders of the main cities and stole things.

You know, thieves must use various stolen treasure boxes to practice unlocking, in order to have the most sense of accomplishment.

When the thief was wandering around Darnassus, he passed by Tyrande and took out a dried banana from Tyrande's body.

There are various drops from the leader boss. How normal is this!

The problem comes when Tyrande is a woman, and she has a lot of fans.

From 2007 to 2017, Tyrande has been ranked in the top ten of the best sexual partners for male Warcraft players. Even ten years later, she still appears in various 18X fan comics. She can be called a model worker in the world of the Demon King!

Under the blessing of this halo, everything becomes subtle because of this banana.

This banana has now been collected by the Azeroth World Museum, and was rated as one of WOW's top ten most influential props in 2007!

Or tools...

Although Du wanted to convince himself that bananas were actually just a kind of fruit. After all, he was in high school, he explained it to a particularly stupid girl in a serious manner. M stands for SuperMan, which means superman, causing the girl to stupidly tell others, I like S too. M, things are getting serious...

Okay... I'm going too far. Anyway, Duke said that bananas are just fruits and were slapped away by everyone.