Chapter 42 Please Call Me Death With Hundred Hands (Part 1)
Murlocs are the most common super annoying monsters in the world of Azeroth. They can be seen in almost all beaches and larger lakes.
Slippery skin, big "smart" eyes that are almost bigger than your fist, dorsal fin with Shamat style, colorful colors and rogue style are their hallmarks.
A single murloc is absolutely useless, and the following scenarios often occur in a one-on-one fight.
"Wow——" the murloc yelled strangely, and immediately started fighting if they didn't agree with each other.
"Wow!" It hurt a little, and he turned around and ran away immediately.
Go after it, this monster with strong limbs, fish head and fish body runs fast and can swim. You ran home as soon as you chased him.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Not long after, a large group of murlocs are running towards you, teaching you how to be a human being every minute.
If you beat them all away, more murlocs will join in chasing and intercepting you.
This kind of chain reaction like a frying pan made Duke suffer a lot.
So why is Duke looking for murlocs?
Firstly, the murlocs were the vassals of some powerful deep-sea creatures that were still sleeping or waiting. It can be said that murlocs are used to being enslaved.
Secondly, murlocs are not as stupid as many people imagine. Part of the evidence shows that their steady and gradual occupation of land was actually highly coordinated and organized. But whether this plan is in line with the murloc's own wishes and interests is unknown.
The most important thing is that in Elwynn Forest that day, after giving the corpse of a bitter thief from the Brando family to the murlocs for supper, Duke suddenly discovered a strange language in the system prompt - murloc language .
The bunker's system actually deciphered the relatively simple murloc language directly.
Before time travel, being able to speak two foreign languages was more reliable than going to college when looking for a job.
Unexpectedly, after time travel, it seems to be the same thing.
After linking up with the translation software provided by the system wizard, it was obvious that Duke wanted to say something stupid, but what came out of his mouth was a funny pronunciation with ups and downs such as "Wow, woah".
This gave Duke a possibility—maybe he could recover the murlocs.
Under normal circumstances, Duke would never be so brainless to do this. But think about it, the orcs have not yet come, the dark gates have not yet been opened. No matter which country in the world of Azeroth is ranked by seniority. If Duke doesn't find another way, it is impossible to improve himself to the point where he can affect the situation of the battle before the door of darkness opens.
Only when you think about it, do it, and then you have the opportunity to turn the impossible into possible.
So early in the morning, Duke went to the beach alone.
He was obviously ready to use magic to communicate with the murlocs first, kill the retarded ones, leave some less mentally retarded ones behind, and finally arrange for a murloc wise man with a little IQ to be the agent, but Duke suddenly found out.
By the beach, two large murloc tribes are playing Clash of Clans.
Wow! Hundreds of murlocs on both sides are fighting!
The scene must be bloody, bloody, bloody and violent, right?
Duke suddenly realized that he was really stupid to have such expectations.
Hundreds of murlocs were fighting, and the scene was more like a large-scale... peek-a-boo!
Hey, here Murloc Tribe A gathered three Murlocs to fight against the two Murlocs of Murloc Tribe B. Sorry, there was no such thing as a battle at all, and the one with the small number ran away immediately after meeting each other. Obviously it has two short legs, but it runs faster than a rabbit.
Huh? Suddenly, the two ran into the two teasers from their own tribe. Well, it became three to four again. Resolutely counter-kill, oh, no, counter-chasing.
It was the turn of the three to run away.
It was hard to find two people of similar strength. The first murloc on the side threw a stone fiercely, and the eyes of the second murloc on the other side were swollen. The other side immediately lost all courage and coaxed them away. scattered.
Listening to the murloc's strange cry of "嘠嘠嘠嘿嘿嘿", the translation is probably: "It's not that the National Army doesn't work hard! But there is a Gundam!"
Up to your sister! Just that stone, you call it a high-speed kinetic energy weapon... Hurry up and apologize to all the Gundams in the world!
Hearing the bullshit translation of the system elf, Duke had the heart to strangle the system elf.
But it's okay, seeing the murloc's shitty battle, Duke also gave up his plan to organize the murloc into an army.
Knowing that the other party is a stick.
Did you go there to sell swords?
Duke is not that stupid.
With a long sigh, Duke shot.
In the original plan, Duke thought that he would have to kill at least a hundred murlocs to calm down the teasers, but who knew that when Duke made a move, the murlocs were completely silent.
In the next moment, the sound of "Wow!" was heard endlessly, and on the beach, a large number of murlocs bowed their heads.
The only reason is - Duke's [Mage Hand].
[Mage's Hand] It means that the mage uses the simplest arcane energy to condense into a human palm to do some simple work for the mage. For example, pick up a certain key from a place that hangs high outside the iron cage.
Duke's [Mage Hand] is slightly different. After the system wizard automatically extracts the operation method of the motion capture system in Duke's mind, Duke estimates that his [Mage Hand] should be at least level 2 magic.
Because not only in terms of quantity, but also in terms of quality, it is not something ordinary mages can do.
The eight palms of light floated in the void on Duke's back. There were also four mage hands that easily tore the murloc who rushed the fastest and wanted to attack Duke to pieces.
"Gee oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"
"Oh la la oh la (mighty god of the ocean, I, Fish Spear, surrender to you on behalf of the entire Northern Tide army.)!"
Hundreds of murlocs were kneeling and worshiping Duke like a god. This scene is really... joyful!
That's it?
Duke couldn't believe it was so easy.
Perhaps, it proves that there is no free lunch in the world. Suddenly, there was a violent sound of splashing water on the beach.
Duke's pupils shrank suddenly.
Those are creatures that shouldn't be here—naga!
Unlike other monsters in the world of Azeroth, Naga's origin is actually quite noble. About 10,000 years ago from this point in time, Sargeras, the boss of the Burning Legion, tempted Queen Azshara of the High Elf Kingdom and a group of high elf nobles to prepare to open the portal for the Burning Legion to invade the world of Azeroth.
The War of the Ancients ended with the defeat of the demon king Sargeras. Queen Azshara and her cronies accepted the call of the ancient gods in order to survive when they fell into the sea, and they all turned into half-human, half-snake creatures that could survive on the seabed.
So Naga is actually a creature with extremely high intelligence. Moreover, because the female Naga has inherited the beauty of the high elves, her upper body looks quite beautiful, but it is a pity that the lower body is the body of a snake.
At this time, two groups of Naga were obviously fighting.
As soon as the female Naga at the front saw the murloc, she yelled in murloc language: "I order you in the name of Avis, help me block those stupid male naga behind me!"
Khan, there was a third update originally, it was a bit of a surprise, I guess it will be too late.