Chapter 22 Welcome Home

Sitting in the mecha, Chen Yu patted his thigh: "Come on, sit here."

"But...but the sword..."

"What sword? Didn't you say give me away?"

"Ah..." BB opened his mouth: "What... when did you say... you said..."

"You're scared." Chen Yu pouted and handed back the long sword: "Give it to you, can I really want it? How big of a face I am."

"Thank you... thank you sir."

Putting the long sword preciously back on his head, BB sat on Chen Yu and activated the mecha.

But as the mech took off, BB kept moving.

Chen Yu frowned: "You fart stab?"

BB: "..."

"Don't move, what are you doing?"

"You...you..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"You don't have any clothes on, it's uncomfortable to sit on you..." BB lowered his head.

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped his bald forehead: "By the way, I'm not wearing any clothes... But what's the matter with being so natural..."

BB: "..."

"Whatever, go first and find a place to get your clothes."

"Where?" BB asked.

Unconsciously, the leader of the two was replaced by Chen Yu.

"Don't contact any androids of the Glory Force now, and don't contact the origin robot. The communication has been leaking, and next time, we may not be able to hide."

"But just relying on a mecha, you can't go back to the moon..."

"Who said you want to go back to the moon?" Chen Yu's eyes flickered with cold light.

"Then... where to go then?"

"Do you know the location of the alien server?"

"Know... ah?!" BB was shocked: "You... you are going to..."

"No. I'm just asking." Chen Yu leaned back on the seat: "Alien server, are you with the aliens?"

"This is unclear. The news of alien civilizations has not been updated for a long time."

"Oh... are the servers heavily guarded?"

"No." BB shook his head: "The alien server is in the old alien spaceship. Our glory used a sound detector to see through it. Except for the running server, there is no other mechanical response."

"Then why don't you use missiles?

"The server will fight back. And it's inside the spaceship. The outer wall of the spaceship is very thick, and the hardness is too high to blow up easily."

"You can send troops to capture it."

"It can't be done. It is 10,000 meters deep underground, and the passage is full of high-voltage power grids, so it is impossible to get in."

"High-voltage power grid..." Chen Yu's eyes flashed.

To say this, he is in the spirit.

"Decided."

Chen Yu waved his hand: "Go to the alien server. Lend me the sword, and I will destroy it for your glory..."

...

night.

The two of them were halfway through their journey, and they randomly found a forest to land.

Trim.

Chen Yu, who was wearing a grass skirt, started a fire.

And skinned and grilled small animals from hunting.

"Zizi..."

The sound of the fat heating made Chen Yu unable to help rubbing his hands and moving his index finger.

"Is this the food for adults?" BB sat on the side, curiously observing the meat.

"Yes. What do you usually eat in glory?"

"Change the battery."

"...Okay, when I didn't say it."

Picking up a piece of eight-ripe meat, Chen Yu blew: "Pfft."

Then bite down three-quarters of the mouth, chewing contentedly.

[Eating: Hunger +41]

"Quack quack quack..."

[Eating: Hunger +46]

"Quack quack quack..."

Destroying four or five pieces of meat one after another, Chen Yu sucked his fingers and found that BB was staring at him without blinking.

"What are you looking at.

"

"What does it feel like to eat?"

"...you taste a piece?"

Reaching out his hand, he took the lean meat that was handed over. BB imitated Chen Yu and spat two saliva on the meat: "Pfft."

Chen Yu: "..."

Then, she took a bite of the meat and chewed it hard.

"Quack...quack..."

Chen Yu: "Is it delicious?"

"I can't taste it." BB licked the corner of his mouth: "But this warm touch...it's great."

"Eating, the most wonderful thing is its taste." Chen Yu took a five-ripe piece and bit three-quarters of it: "Even if the same ingredient has different heat, the taste is different. The seasoning is a kind of taste, Don't let it go, it's another flavor."

BB sucks his fingers: "Human... so nice."

"Humans also have bad things. For example, eating bad food, leading to poisoning, disease, parasites, etc..."

Speaking of this, Chen Yu sighed: "I really want to feel it."

BB: "..."

"You're welcome, come and eat."

"thanks."

A few kilograms of meat were divided between the two.

After a brief tidying up, Chen Yu lay on the grass and looked at the night sky: "There are no stars in this world."

"If you leave the atmosphere, you can see it." BB replied.

"That's boring. Looking up at the stars is a mammalian instinct, and sometimes it's not just for 'seeing'."

"Really..." BB couldn't understand.

"Don't talk about that, let's talk about something else. How old are you."

"683 years old."

"..." Chen Yu turned over: "...Sleep."

"Aren't we talking?"

"have got to go."

The forest fell into silence immediately.

The "click" sound of the flame burning is very sleep-inducing. Chen Yu didn't feel sleepy.

After a long while, he turned around and saw BB staring straight at him: "Why are you staring so big in the middle of the night? Don't you sleep?"

"I don't need sleep."

"But I need it. Can you help me?"

"Yes!" BB immediately sat up: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Can you do anything?"

"Yes."

"Really...willing to do anything?"

"Right?" BB tilted his head in confusion: "What are you going to do?"

"Then I'll try your performance."

Chen Yu suddenly lay down in a "奆" shape and pointed to the back of his head: "Knock me."

BB: "..."

"Quick."

"Why... why?"

"It's a massage, the highest level of human enjoyment. Just knock it, and I'll fall asleep with a knock."

"Then..." BB tentatively raised his hand and patted Chen Yu's head lightly.

"Snapped!"

"is that so?"

Chen Yu turned back: "Bird poop is stronger than you when it falls. Use some force!"

"Snapped!!"

"Put more force!"

"Clap!"

"Force! Force!"

"Clap clap clap..."

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu turned around again: "Show your weakness in front of me? Can't you work harder?!"

"Boom!"

"Why are you sick?"

"Dong dong!"

"Do you have myasthenia?"

"Duang!!!"

“……………………zzZ……”

Withdrew his hand and looked at Chen Yu who was sleeping soundly, BB thoughtfully: "So..."

"This is how humans sleep..."

...

"Whoosh-"

The next day, in the morning.

The mecha carrying Chen Yu and BB finally reached its destination.

Area A - Alien spaceships.

"Clap."

The mecha landed, Chen Yu jumped off, and looked at the familiar hull of the spaceship ahead, with a black line on his face: "Fuck..."

"Isn't this where I came out?"

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