Chapter 34 Difficult Actions... Fulu Master Xie Wenyuan

Chapter 34 Difficult Actions... Fulu Master Xie Wenyuan

After leaving the bathroom, Li Jiayu saw that Bellflower also woke up. She was still wearing a thin red blanket, sitting on the sofa, looking at Li Jiayu expressionlessly, but her face was a little rosy and a pair of slender Her body was tightly closed, her delicate body trembled slightly, and she looked at Li Jiayu wanderingly.

"That... good morning..."

"Well, good morning."

Li Jiayu didn't expect Kikyo to take the initiative to greet her, which is really flattering. After all, the Oolong incident last night was still fresh in each other's memory, and it was so embarrassing that he thought Kikyo would continue to show his face to him. .

"Master, I don't know where to change clothes..." Kikyo's voice was like a gnat, and when she finished speaking, her neck was red.

"You didn't bring clothes to this world, so what to change? If you really want to change, you can just find a living room." Li Jiayu said strangely, he felt that there was something wrong with the bellflower this morning. Talk or act, without any hesitation, why are you hesitating this morning?

Kikyo sighed, she hinted so clearly, but Li Jiayu, the idiot, didn't think about it at all, but Yan Zisu slept late last night again, Kikyo was too embarrassed to wake her up, so she could only ask Li Jiayu for help, but Li Jiayu This guy isn't so dull.

"It's... just... where is it."

"Convenient place? Never heard of it..."

Li Jiayu shook her head, saying that she didn't know the truth either.

Bellflower is a character from the Warring States Period, so naturally she doesn't know what modern toilets are called. She only knows that the toilets in Dongying during the Warring States Period were called toilets, and Li Jiayu didn't respond, so the two were really talking about the same.

"It's... it's a convenient place." Kikyo said in a low voice, feeling helpless, so he had to make it clear.

She ate dinner made by Li Jiayu last night, drank a lot of fresh water, and even ate a few apples. She was very happy, but she felt good when she ate and drank, but there was a lot of water accumulated in her body. After a night of precipitation, she The inner urgency appeared like a flash flood.

No matter how arrogant and reserved she is, she will be flushed with a little inner urgency. She arrived at the first time, she can't urinate anywhere in the master's house, it must be embarrassing, no matter what, she has to go to the toilet. Solve it there.

But this Nuoda house is really weird,

At the third watch last night, she looked from room to room, but she didn't find any wooden toilets. This really puzzled her. Could it be that this family doesn't need convenience? Or just outside the house?

This is really funny, after all, in Kikyo's impression, everything is made of wood... Her concept couldn't be changed for a while.

"Oh, a convenient place, are you going to pee?" Li Jiayu laughed.

"Walter? Big sister... going to pee?"

The dark octopus also came over. When it heard the bellflower saying that it was going to urinate, its eyes lit up immediately, and it was extremely excited. If it wasn't for the fact that it had restrained a lot recently, the bellflower didn't look good on it, maybe the perverted octopus would bring it up. Very perverted request.

"Well, I drank too much water last night, it was uncomfortable to hold back..."

Kikyo nodded lightly, clenched her pink fist, her calf trembled slightly, obviously her patience was reaching the limit.

"Alright then, come with me."

Li Jiayu smiled slightly, but he smiled brightly, like the most gentle gentleman, which made people feel like a spring breeze. Even the bellflowers felt that Li Jiayu smiled very elegantly. She dropped the blanket over her shoulders and put on straw sandals. Follow Li Jiayu to the bathroom.

"Look, this is the urinal, as long as you squat on it, you can easily shush..."

Li Jiayu held back her smile and pointed to the washbasin, saying - This bastard, instead of pointing out a good toilet to Kikyo, he tried to trick her into using the washbasin to urinate, which is extremely hateful.

"Squatting... squatting at such a high place? It's strange..." Kikyo was stunned, her face very unnatural, especially when she saw the large mirror erected in front of the washbasin, with excellent clarity, she thought of herself You may have to shush while looking at yourself in the mirror, and your face will burn.

"It's not surprising, our time and space are very developed, and we are away from low-level fun... Therefore, we usually squat higher when it is convenient. Well, do you have any questions?"

"No... no, master, please go out first, I..."

"Okay, you can solve it quickly. Last night, the water accumulated in the pool on the roof ran out, but there is still a lot of water in the bucket. After you are finished, remember to wash your face with a spoon... Cough, flush it in the bedpan. water."

"Oh, I see."

Seeing that Li Jiayu finally got out of the toilet and closed the door, Kikyo finally breathed a sigh of relief. She seemed to have exhausted all her strength and took a step forward, trying to climb up to the sink, but when she saw herself in the mirror, Very ashamed, always feel very ashamed.

Li Jiayu, who was out of the toilet, blushed and smacked his chest a few times before he burst into laughter. When he saw the dark octopus staring at him angrily, Li Jiayu whistled frivolously:

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a prank? You're still fighting for Kikyo? Did you forget what Kikyo did to you last night? The master is trying to help you out."

"Master... It's too yin to be like this... Big Sister Kikyo... I'm not guilty of this..."

"Hey, I'm just joking with her, of course I won't let her actually pee on the washbasin, I'm sure that even if she wants to cry in a hurry, she won't be able to accept that kind of difficult peeing within a minute. Acting, she must be fighting between heaven and man, doing ideological struggle, right? Well, there is another reason, I definitely won't let Kikyo boo on the washbasin, otherwise, wouldn't it be necessary to wait for my cousin to wash up? suffer?"

"The master is mighty, the master is wise and wise" The dark octopus looked at Li Jiayu in amazement, as if it was the first time he knew him. Since he knew it, he had never thought that Li Jiayu, a middle-2 teenager, could come up with such a cruel idea. I didn't expect Li Jiayu to think so thoroughly - in fact, both the dark octopus and Li Jiayu are idiots with great defects in IQ or EQ.

"It's time to win awards... It's time for me to go in, and you can just let it go."

Li Jiayu chuckled lightly, turned the doorknob, and pushed in. As expected, she saw that Kikyo hadn't squatted up yet, she just lifted up the witch's robe a little, but she didn't show any light.

"You... why did you come in?" Kikyo put down her skirt in a panic, when Li Jiayu rushed in, she almost couldn't help it. At this moment, her spirit was very fragile.

"It's nothing, just a reminder. I understand that it is the first time for you to be convenient in this time and space, so I specially recommend a low-difficulty urination place to you. Look, the toilet over there is designed to be low-handed, for ordinary people. The toilet prepared by people, although you are a high-ranking witch, using such a low-handed thing to humiliate your identity, but you should like it..."

Li Jiayu pointed to the shiny toilet, then opened the lid and personally instructed how to use it.

"Just sit on it, it's very simple, I don't need to demonstrate again, right?"

"No... I know what to do, but is it really okay to sit on it? There is water in here, what if it's a well?" Kikyo said shyly.

"Then just wait for you to pee your pants." Li Jiayu said in a victorious tone, then waved his sleeves, smiled casually, and walked out of the bathroom gracefully. He felt that he was impeccable at that moment.

"It's almost out... I can't handle that much anymore."

Even if there was still no sense of security in her heart, Kikyo didn't bother to pay attention to it anymore, she immediately undressed and sat on the toilet with a blushing face, painstakingly and easily solving her physical problems. During the whole process, she closed her eyes and breathed. Even with a hint of crying.

When Yan Zisu got up and finished brushing her teeth and washing her face, she saw Li Jiayu in the living room looking at the bellflower and smiling strangely from time to time. She thought that Li Jiayu had suddenly become enlightened and wanted to pursue the bellflower.

"Jiayu, everything is packed, it's almost time to go?" Yan Zisu put on a neat black and white trench coat for a lady. She looked valiant and fit and eye-catching, and her hair was covered in blue silk. A hair band was tightly tied into a loose ponytail, adding a bit of girly vitality.

She was carrying a travel bag in her hand, which was stuffed with a lot of clothes, medicines, food, and a small amount of souvenirs that could not be thrown away. She knew that Li Jiayu would soon take her to the base camp of Xijiang University, and she was determined The idea is to follow Li Jiayu.

"Well, I'm very worried about my cousin's safety, so I have to leave as soon as the sun rises. I can summon the lowest-level big-nosed demon dog. With it, I should be able to find my cousin's trace within a range of 500 meters. Sister-in-law, you don't need to bring things first, it's not like we won't come, and after we find our cousin, it's not too late to come back to pack up and run away." Li Jiayu smiled.

"Listen to you." Yan Zisu put down her travel bag, went into the bedroom and rummaged, and found a silver riding jacket worn by Li Jiamin, with a little European style, a little simple, but very fashionable , she believed that Li Jiayu would like it.

"This horse coat... I like it very much. After wearing it, I will definitely look handsome, and I won't be misunderstood by others about my gender, right?"

Li Jiayu's eyes lit up, and he quickly put on the silver horse jacket, then put on sweatpants, put on khaki breeches, and then put on black riding boots, completely dressed like a horse riding master, he was refreshed and refreshed. He tidied up his collar, but when he took a look at the mirror handed by his cousin, he was speechless again. This dress still didn't add much heroic spirit to him, it was still neutral, and it was still slightly biased towards that...

"Forget it, don't worry about this, it's more important to find a cousin, walk around and start fast"

Li Jiayu took the bellflower, dark octopus, and Yan Zisu out of the room. Breathing in the fresh air that was still a little cold, and looking at the landscape that was almost ruined outside, Li Jiayu once again had a high fighting spirit. He guessed that this trip should be better than It is expected to be quite difficult, and we must always be vigilant. After all, there are still cousins ​​in the team to take care of.

Kikyo once asked him why he had to bring Yan Zisu when he went out to find someone. Li Jiayu replied that the entire south of the city was too big, and he didn’t know where to start. As her sister-in-law is in the team, fate will most likely guide her in the direction. Besides, Li Jiayu is not worried that Yan Zisu will stay in the Anning community alone. If that gang of fraternal organizations comes to take revenge, it will be a little troublesome. Hmph, these bastards, I'll come back and serve you all after I'm done with my business.

At this time, the light between the sky and the earth is still not enough, and it is a gray area. Most of the neighbors are hiding in the house. However, there are still many people tinkering with things in the open space of the community. The most obvious one is a family looking for They bought a bicycle and strapped the necessities of life to the rear of the car. Obviously, they wanted to escape.

Fortunately, the news that Li Jiayu and Kikyo are super experts didn't seem to spread, or those people didn't pay much attention to Li Jiayu's group who ran away lightly. When Li Jiayu passed by the villa area, he felt that someone was looking at him, and suddenly raised his head, only to see an old man standing on the balcony of a villa, looking at him deeply.

"Huh? The house number of this villa... and the appearance of the old man... It seems that he is Xie Wenyuan, the grandfather of Dye Hongxia, the patron saint of southern Hunan Province, and the quasi-legendary Master Fu... But I don't have time for a genius physicist to contact him now. , the top priority is still my cousin's business, and it's not too late to get together with Master Xie Wenyuan when he comes back." Li Jiayu also looked at Xie Wenyuan, his eyes flashed with cold electricity, and he waved at the old man as a gesture of friendship.

After doing all this, Li Jiayu left the villa area with his partner non-stop, and soon disappeared in the land of Anning Community.

"Hey, strange...how can there be such a person in this world..."

"Master Xie, is that white-haired girl worthy of your attention? You have been watching her disappearing direction for a long time..." a servant said, now that the crisis is at stake, everyone is in danger, and very few people are willing to surrender their status to serve Others, but this servant greatly admired Master Xie Wenyuan, and still stayed in the villa to take care of Xie Wenyuan's daily life and food.

"He's a man, don't get me wrong... I, Xie Wenyuan, have a rough grasp of the Zhouyi technique, and I also have a lot of experience in looking at people's fate and luck, but I can't see through the fate of that young man... Flowers, moon watching in water."

Xie Wenyuan shook his head, raised his eyebrows slightly, and pointed to the direction where Li Jiayu had just disappeared.

Xie Wenyuan is nearly seventy years old, his hair, beard and eyebrows are all white, but his face is ruddy, his skin is not wrinkled, there is no age spots on his face, and he does not have the weakness of ordinary old people. He looked like a kind old man.

"How is this possible? Master Xie, you are a contemporary great writer, and you have a lot of research on Taoist classics. You are a master of Feng Shui and numerology in the southern province. You are extremely accurate in seeing people, and you have never missed your eyes. How can you not read them? The luck of a young man?" The servant was surprised, in his impression, Xie Wenyuan was extremely unfathomable, just by looking at a person's appearance, temperament, conversation, eyes, and eyebrows, he could determine a person's future. Several high-ranking officials in the CCP were all asserted by Xie Wenyuan long ago.

"Wu Chang, numerology is not as miraculous as you think... Fortune-telling and physiognomy, although it is a science, but there are times when the knowledge is exhausted... At least that young man is beyond the scope of my knowledge, um, no I know if I can meet him in the future, if so, it is best to make friends with him and see what kind of person he is."

In a flash of Xie Wenyuan's eyes, an extremely deep brilliance erupted, as if there was an artistic conception that penetrated the world. . ..