Chapter 527 Can You Change Back Tomorrow Morning?

"That's right, this is the world of octopuses... Only in this beautiful world can pure diaosi like octopuses be raised..."

The dark octopus opened its mouth and laughed triumphantly, just like trying to promote the strength of the motherland to foreign friends, bowed and waved tentacles and said:

"Master, welcome to this world, there are no corpses, no bugs, and no dragons. Relatively speaking, this place is very safe and very fun. Now that you are with the octopus, the octopus is happy to die. , we want to travel together and visit the famous places of interest all over the country, such as the Great Wall of China, Hangzhou West Lake, Suzhou Gardens, Guilin Landscapes, Jiuzhaigou Valley, Hainan scenery... Oh, by the way, there are also Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice... Octopus really wants to see the master in a swimsuit, ah no, Octopus can't wait, let's take a hot spring in Hong Kong right now..."

"Dead octopus, do you have to make me angry!"

Before the octopus finished speaking, Li Jiayu, who couldn't bear it, grabbed the corner of the dark octopus's mouth with both hands, like pulling rubber, pulling the dark octopus from an apple-like body to a cucumber-like body.

"Oh, master, be gentle, the octopus is afraid of pain..."

"Can you be more serious! I said... I'm a man!" Li Jiayu gritted her teeth, and suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.

By the way, the octopus is an incredible creature. Although its brain is stupid, it always seems to know some strange knowledge. I don't know if it knows the changes in me...

"Octopus, I... can I change back? Just change back to a man..."

"No, master, you must be a goddess in this life, otherwise, how could my little diaosi octopus succeed in counterattacking..." The dark octopus said seriously.

Li Jiayu felt a chill in her heart, and asked solemnly:

"Really not? Why not?"

"Because the master is the goddess of light..."

"Just your head! Call me truthfully!"

"Master, accept the facts, you really can't change back..." The dark octopus's eyes flashed a red heart shape and rubbed the tip of its tentacle on Li Jiayu's palm, naively said: " Wouldn’t it be better if you can’t change back, master, you can be your goddess of light in peace and seduce all beings... Octopus also likes the way the master is now, bahahahaha…”

At the end, the octopus gave out that unique signature wretched laughter.

"Don't talk nonsense! Do you really think of me as a fool? I have been deceived by you so many times, and I have developed resistance..." Li Jiayu caught the tentacle of the dark octopus, lifted it upside down in the air, and then lifted it Pulling it in front of him, Pi Xiaorou said without a smile:

"When you lied... your nostrils would twitch, and red smoke would come out, and the wretched expression on your face was even more obvious... When you lied just now, you were as wretched as a thief. You lie, I'm a hundred times more stupid than the big-chested and brainless Ran Hongxia!"

It's really not easy. Li Jiayu has finally become a little bit smarter. I didn't know how many times I was trapped by the dark octopus. The most extreme one was when the dark octopus kept a vigil outside and put Liu Yinsha in Li Jiayu's own way. In the room, Li Jiayu was almost raped by Liu Yinsha...

"Ah? Yes? Octopuses rarely lie..." The dark octopus put on an innocent expression and blinked, as if imitating the innocent look of the blood angel Fang Fang,

But this will only make it more wretched than the estrus boar!

"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't tell me the truth, I'll stomp you!"

Li Jiayu is serious this time, although she is very happy to meet her in a foreign land, but Li Jiayu is extremely insecure now, like a dynamite barrel, it will explode at one point, not to mention that the octopus bastard knows the truth, but still Dare to pit her and deceive her for a lifetime to never come back, this is more uncomfortable than killing her!

Seeing the murderous intent on Li Jiayu's face, the dark octopus shuddered quickly. It has been with Li Jiayu for so long, so he naturally knows how violent Li Jiayu is. If he says he will fight, he will kill him. Once you touch her bottom line, the consequences will be terrible...

"Uh...hehe, master, can you put me down first? It's hard to always hang an octopus upside down in the air..." Octopus laughed along.

"I'll let you go after you've finished! I asked, did you understand?" Li Jiayu put her face in front of the dark octopus, squinted her eyes and said in a cold voice, seemingly accompanied by countless sharp ice picks Flying out with a breath.

"understood!"

"Why did I become the goddess of light..."

"This, the octopus doesn't know either. The octopus only knows that the owner will become the goddess of light, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world..."

"...Forget it, this question is a test of your IQ too much, and it is impossible for you to know the conspiracy of the Goddess of Light and the Pope of Light..." Li Jiayu sighed helplessly and continued to ask: "When will I be able to learn from the light Freed from the state of the goddess..."

"Twenty-four years!" The dark octopus didn't hesitate, compared twenty-four tentacles, the expression on his face was quite excited, his nose was twitching, and his nostrils were puffing smoke.

Li Jiayu squinted her eyes and stared at the dark octopus. She didn't say a word. From the change in the octopus's nose, she knew that this guy was lying again.

"Uh... ten years!"

"Hehe, one year..."

"Master, I'll be honest... at least a month..."

Under the gaze of Li Jiayu, the dark octopus felt a lot of pressure and kept changing his mouth. In the end, he had no choice but to confess truthfully:

"Well, in fact, Master, you only change on the night of the full moon. After the night of the full moon passes, you will change back immediately, Master..."

Hearing the words of the dark octopus, Li Jiayu was shocked, and there was an unspeakable gratification in his heart. The inexplicable surprise was much higher than picking Yan Zisu's little flower, and it was no less than being promoted to legend!

Sure enough, fate just played a joke on me, and didn't want to make me crippled...  

"That is to say, after this evening, maybe by six or seven o'clock tomorrow morning, will I be able to change back?"

"Yes...As long as the master wants to, you can change back..."

"Huh...that's great. I'm really worried that I'll be like this for the rest of my life, and I almost broke down..." Li Jiayu doesn't want to have the body of a goddess, she just wants to restore the body of a man, even if it's a pseudo-girl, it doesn't matter Well, as long as there are little brothers, at least in this way, I can be with Yan Zisu, Xiao Wanqing, and Kikyo in an open and honest way, and give them sexual blessings. If I can't combine with the person I love, what a pity.

Li Jiayu's heart is surging, and there is a feeling of another village in the dark , Only then did she know that the appearance of the pseudo-mother in the past is very valuable. She is always one thousand times ten thousand times stronger than the real mother, isn't it?

But having said that, Li Jiayu still has a small regret in her heart. Before the fierce battle between the dragon clan, she gave the flower flower fruit to the bellflower, and the bellflower also promised to share the bed with her after defeating the dragon clan, stealing the forbidden fruit, but Now, hey, not to mention pushing her down, I can't even meet her.

Thinking of this, Li Jiayu forcibly suppressed his excitement and asked impatiently again:

"Octopus, can I go back to Yongcheng and my world?"

"Okay...it's very simple..." Dark Octopus smiled smugly.

"Then let me go back now!"

"No... Master, you are thinking too simply, you must have the right time, place and people. If the octopus returns to its heyday, you can open up the space through special means... But now you can see that the octopus has turned back to a young age. period, the power is lost..."

"Say the point!" Li Jiayu said impatiently.

"The octopus has been abolished, so I can't help it. The only way now is to wait for half a month before the moon completely disappears, so that I can return to the original world of the master..."

"Waiting for half a month?" Li Jiayu's face turned pale again. Half a month was too long. She couldn't imagine whether Yongcheng would be in greater danger without her in charge. When Yongcheng fell, wouldn't her relatives and lovers die on the battlefield?

Take a step back and say that this world is also very dangerous. Only ghosts know whether those powerful and powerful people with ulterior motives will arrest Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she is in this world, the more dangerous it will be!

"Yeah, it only takes half a month, master, you can take it easy, relax yourself, adjust your mentality, and treat it as a vacation to accompany the octopus, and have a good time for half a month. There are many interesting things in this world. The place is..."

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm being treated as Fairy Chang'e by those idiots now, and they're all staring at me like their eyes are breathing fire, obviously they're not at ease, but you and I don't have much power. If something goes wrong, we'll be very passive. of!"

"Don't be afraid! Master, the octopus will protect you even to the death..."

"It's just you? I can crush you with one foot. If you really want to face the enemy, you can use your ass..." Li Jiayu shook her head, and suddenly remembered something, her eyes were a little weird. Looking at the dark octopus, he said: "Hey, what kind of world is this place? There is no magic, but why did a magical magical creature like you come into being?"

The dark octopus suddenly came to the spirit, and the golden eyes lit up like small light bulbs:

"Ha, master, this time you are asking for an idea... The world here and yours is actually the earth, but it belongs to a parallel space. Since the Tang Dynasty, history has changed, and the Tang Dynasty of your world has changed. It lasted for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty in this world was not even three hundred years old. After its demise, it fell into the period of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, followed by the Song Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China..."

Li Jiayu frowned and pondered:

"Parallel space?"

"Yes, that is to say... This world is actually similar to your world, that is, the development trajectory is different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, and Shanghai is in your world. In your world, it is called Magic City, Britain is called England in your world, the United States is called the American League in your world, and Japan is called Dongying in your world..."

Seeing that Li Jiayu was lost in thought, the dark octopus narrowed his eyes and cried out strangely:

"Master, the history and political situation of this world are completely different from yours. Dongying over there has been a vassal of the Celestial Dynasty for more than a thousand years, but Japan in this world almost wiped out the Chinese nation, and it still remains today. In a semi-hostile state, the relationship is very tense... Moreover, the world's hegemony is the United States, and its military, technological and financial resources are extremely strong, enough to be worth half the world..."

Li Jiayu was stunned for a while, and looked at the dark octopus in disbelief. What this guy said really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese country is the most powerful. It occupies half of Asia and has a vast territory. But the Chinese countries in this world, it seems that it is not very good to go abroad - ah.

"Master, you don't have to worry too much, anyway, with your temperament, you won't interfere too much with the world... We just need to treat this place as a resort for leisure and vacation. At night, call the other mistresses into this world, and let them have a good time..."

"Can they come too?"

"Okay, when the octopus is promoted to a quasi-legendary, they can be brought here too. After all, this is the hometown of the octopus, but it will take a long time for the octopus to be promoted to a quasi-legendary... uh, no, if master you Give the octopus your underwear..."

"Snapped"

"You are simply courting death!"

Before the dark octopus was finished, Li Jiayu's face flashed a murderous intent, and he directly threw the dark octopus to the ground, stepped on its head, and stepped on it flat like a pancake.

This son of a bitch, even wants to take advantage of the owner's cheapness, and keeps talking, Li Jiayu's patience is limited!

"Master, I know I'm wrong... I don't dare to be glib..."

"Next time, you don't have to follow me, roll as far as you want!" Li Jiayu raised her feet angrily, and picked up the pancake-shaped dark octopus with her fingers.

"Yes... yes..." Octopus struggled pitifully, his body swelled for a while, and it returned to its original state again, without leaving the slightest injury.

"Octopus, what kind of creature are you? Why do you have an immortal physique?" Li Jiayu couldn't help asking.

The dark octopus got excited again, raised his head proudly, put on an exaggerated expression, and said proudly:

"Ha, octopus is silk! To put it bluntly, it is the combination of the resentment of many silks in this world. There are many flaws in silk's character. They are all useless, they are afraid of everything, and they dare not do anything; They are arrogant; shy but affectionate; they are inferior but self-righteous; they are at the bottom of society and have to make a living by moving bricks and dung to work, often being bullied by the foreman, or playing games at home all day every day , eat and wait to die, destined to be lonely for a lifetime, can only humbly masturbate to the photo of the goddess, and finally don't even have the qualifications to be a father..."

The dark octopus said a lot, but Li Jiayu didn't understand it, and finally nodded:

"So this is silk? But why are you so proud..."

"Because Si has a chance to counterattack in the end, and every Si will have the day to become a rich and handsome one. Ben Si firmly believes that..." The dark octopus's eyes shone with water, and the corners of his eyes seemed to be slipping. Looking at Li Jiayu with some excitement, he said intoxicated:

"Master, look, didn't Bensi also succeed in counterattack? Am I not in the arms of the goddess now? And the octopus is still the most successful silk, because the goddess guarded by the octopus is the most perfect goddess of light, Gaga. quack……"

Li Jiayu frowned, she was completely confused, and she didn't understand what the octopus meant. What is the meaning of the "counterattack" goddess?

There is really no way, Li Jiayu and the dark octopus's values ​​and ideas are too far apart, so she will never understand the dark octopus's mood.

However, one thing Li Jiayu is sure of. The dark octopus is not a pure natural creature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs. Just like the gods and demons in the fantasy world, they were born from nothingness because of the admiration and belief of the world. Come out, and the octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many silks.

No wonder, no wonder the octopus guy is so strange, he obviously has the blood of tentacle monsters, but he has never harassed women. It turns out that the silks have always been lustful and courageous, and dare not confess to their favorite objects. Yes, Sis have always been virgins all their lives...

"No wonder you like to eat girls' underwear so much..." Li Jiayu shook his head, how could Si people dare to go looking for women? Usually, Si can only be an underwear thief, who will steal the underwear from the girls' dormitory. Put it in your hand and do some extremely wretched and disgusting things.

"Master, you can understand the feeling of octopus, octopus is really touched, woo... Why don't you give octopus and give me a taste..."

"Snapped"

There was another muffled sound, and the dark octopus turned into a pancake again.

Just when Li Jiayu and the dark octopus were casting lots, there was another knock on the door, and the voice of the little nurse also came in:

"Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e... Have you changed your clothes inside... There are so many people outside who want to see you, we can't stand the pressure..."

It is absolutely true that Fairy Chang'e went down to earth and was admitted to a Hong Kong hospital. This news is too heavy. A violent storm has already been set off in Hong Kong, which has provoked countless Hong Kong celebrities to want to see Fairy Chang'e for the first time. , dipped in immortal spirit, so that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th will be more complete and complete.

"...Okay, I'll go out now." (To be continued, first issue) [This text is provided by Xiaoxiao from the Breaking Dawn Update Team]