Chapter 215: The 3rd Day's Covenant... Military Neutrality

Xijiang City Wind and Cloud] Chapter 215 Three-day appointment... Military neutrality

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Chapter 215 The Three-Day Covenant... The army is neutral

"Master, you made a mistake..."

Just when Li Jiayu was about to enter the war, the dark octopus suddenly ran to Li Jiayu's side, tilted his head and hummed:

"It's not what you think, Master... The 'life essence' of an octopus can only be used five times a day, and the success rate is about 30%... So, Master, you can't kill a dozen or so second-level high-level insects. Use it...Octopuses are full-fledged silk, with limited power, so they can't use that much at all. Bai Fumei like you shouldn't have any expectations for silk octopuses..."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier! It made me excited for nothing!" Originally thought that the dark octopus could produce "essence of life" in unlimited quantities, but after a long time of trouble, this fellow has such a big restriction, although he knows that the bigger the The cheaper it is, the harder it is to get it, but Li Jiayu is still a bit dumbfounded.

"But you didn't ask..." The dark octopus narrowed his eyes, and his bare and slippery forehead could almost reflect light:

"Master, don't be disappointed, the octopus will work hard to make the 'essence of life'. For the sake of Bai Fumei, even if she sells her kidneys, she has to earn money to buy Apple's four mobile phones..."

"Why does Apple love crazy mobile phones, and no one wants to sell the kidneys of a tentacle monster like you..."

The corners of Li Jiayu's mouth twitched. He couldn't understand the hometown dialect of the dark octopus more and more. This guy said something like "Thank you for three points", "Bai Fumei", "Lonely like snow", "Don't cry and stand up" and "spare tire" all day long. Inexplicable words such as "black fungus", "bunker", "post pictures but no seeds, chrysanthemums will be stabbed by thousands of people", which makes people completely confused.

"Uh, I was talking too fast just now, and I brought my hometown dialect. Master, don't mind... Octopus means that in order to let the beautiful sisters in the school get the life essence of octopus, improve their strength quickly, and then become masters The worthy helper, the octopus will fight with his life!"

Having said that, the dark octopus raised his head and rolled his eyes, like a pug begging for dog food, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes:

"Master, you have to promise the octopus two conditions..."

"Sun! It's almost time to go to the battlefield, how come you are talking so much nonsense!" Li Jiayu kicked the dark octopus to show his dissatisfaction.

"These two conditions are actually very simple..."

"Stop talking nonsense,

I am your master, and you are so embarrassed to ask me to agree to your terms! Oh, don't think I don't know how hard you are to serve. After all this, I'm just thinking about expanding my harem. Hey, how many times have I told you, I really don't want to build a harem, and I don't want to follow suit. Fuck a woman casually..." Li Jiayu spread her hands, expressing a lot of pressure.

"Master... You are too naive, do you really think you can resist the torrent of the times? I don't know how many people are looking forward to you opening a harem. No matter how much you don't want to build a harem, you can't fight against fate... Oh yes Yes, last night, the octopus watched the stars at night and speculated about the master's peach luck. The result made the octopus very happy, because master, your wife will exceed double digits, and ah, within three days, master, you will get rid of virginity. I'm dead..." The dark octopus said more and more excitedly, all sixteen tentacles waved in the air, the suction cups on it opened and closed, making a rhythm sound of "dong throat dong throat", a bit like rock music.

If the dark octopus wears a pair of sunglasses, a headscarf, and a moustache under his chin, he looks like a rock singer--of course, referring to the most down-to-earth rock and roll singer on the street. , or the kind that you can't even afford a guitar.

"Wait... virginity refers to a woman, okay! I'm a man! Have you ever attended elementary school!" Li Jiayu said angrily.

"Uh..." Dark Octopus blinked awkwardly, feeling ashamed of his own cultural level.

"Also! It's been densely clouded these days, and you can't see the sky at all. You're still doing night-time stargazing! It's obviously just nonsense, and you say that your wife is over two digits, and I'll do it after a week. Last night, Ms. Qing…”

"Wait, Master, I just said that you will be the guest of a certain mistress within a week, but I didn't say that it must be Mistress Xiao..." The dark octopus shouted, twitching his nose and squirting. Some black ink came out, dripping on the ground and splashing a pile of white smoke.

"Cough... I made a slip of the tongue. Anyway, I don't believe everything you said." Li Jiayu blushed first, then said with a straight face.

"Master, don't believe it... The octopus' prophecy is very accurate. In the world of octopuses, there is a companion named Paul, whose prediction of the World Cup football match is also terribly accurate... So, master, just wait, three Within days, you will definitely be pushed back by a certain mistress, let's wait and see, um, if it's Mistress Yan Zisu or Mistress Xiao, it's better, at least they are very gentle, but if it's Mistress Dye , Master, you are miserable, a weak physique like you can't satisfy a female Tyrannosaurus like Mistress Ran, maybe you can't satisfy her at all, uh, if it's Mistress Liu Yinsha, it will be even worse Now...you will definitely be drained! So Octopus suggests you, hurry up and find a way to increase your size and stamina, or you won't even have the last trace of a man's dignity, after all, you've turned into a mother like this …”

The octopus moved with emotion and reason, and made a fairly pertinent suggestion to Li Jiayu, but unfortunately... Li Jiayu didn't listen at all. In his opinion, the dark octopus was clearly making fun of him!

As for why the dark octopus changed his name to Liu Yinsha's mother, Li Jiayu was too lazy to pay attention to it. He immediately blushed and stared at the dark octopus angrily, gritted his teeth and said:

"Nonsense, nonsense! Me, me, my size and stamina are not bad at all, reluctantly, reluctantly, it is considered to be at the upper-middle level... uh, bastard! You are not allowed to discuss such vulgar topics in the future! If you If you dare to joke about my place, I will definitely kill you!"

"Master... Loyal words are good for your ears. Your future harem is so big that you will definitely be unable to bear it in the future. If you don't plan ahead, you will regret it sooner or later. There is a famous saying in the world of octopuses, "Young people don't know how expensive sperm is, and old women are empty when they are old." Tears... It means that when I was a teenager, I rubbed all day long, my body was damaged, and I stopped lifting when I was middle-aged and old..."

"What does that have to do with me!" Li Jiayu said fiercely.

"Uh... the reason is similar, although you don't slap, master, but if you don't exercise, you will still be squeezed dry. After all, you are a mage, not a berserker who can even fight with a hundred girls and seven hundred times a night, well, Master, can't you hear a single sentence... Then forget it, let's talk about the conditions you just wanted to mention, you promised the octopus, and the octopus will definitely double the speed of producing 'life essence'!"

"Speak!" Li Jiayu said in a sullen voice, as long as the dark octopus stopped discussing the topic of opening a harem and aphrodisiac with him.

"Mmmm, the 'essence of life' made by octopus, you are not allowed to give it to men! You can only eat it for the pretty sister!"

"...What about me? Neither can I?"

"Master, you have always been Bai Fumei in the heart of the octopus... So, you are an exception!" The dark octopus obviously waited for this sentence for a long time, so it seemed to be very happy when it answered, and the expression on its face was extremely proud. and intoxicated.

"..." Li Jiayu rolled his eyes, and had nothing to say. Those strangers misunderstood his gender, but this octopus... Hey, Li Jiayu is no longer able to complain.

"Master, if you don't speak, it's your default. Hehe, Octopus is going to send a big grand, so that hundreds of beautiful sisters in Xijiang University will all have unique skills..."

"And then you'll be your mistress, right? Stop talking nonsense, let's talk about the second one..."

"The second one is, Master, can you be kinder to Mistress Liu Yinsha, she is very good to octopus, and she also teaches octopus how to please the big sister, and also teaches octopus how to be cute. Although octopus is ugly, there are also When you're cute..."

"..."

"So, for the sake of how good Mistress Liu Yinsha is to the octopus, please don't be so fierce to her, Master, it's okay to take advantage of her occasionally, she's good for you, everyone's good, and ah, Master Don't look at Mistress Liu Yinsha's coquettish debauchery. In fact, she doesn't mess around. Although she is the top courtesan in Yangcheng, and the top mom in international nightclubs, she actually has more eyes than the top, yes. Those big-bellied rich businessmen and high-ranking officials don't look down on them at all..."

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Of course it does! The reason why Mistress Liu Yinsha has become so coquettish and dissolute is just the influence of her character brought about by her dark sacrificial ghost. She was not so coquettish and explicit when she was in Yangcheng, and her husband was in She was hacked to death by the casino people a year ago, so this year, she has been guarding herself like a jade..."

"Stop talking nonsense, are you trying to sell me your Mistress Liu Yinsha? Or do you want to clean up her image? Okay, I've said that I'm not interested in anything other than Sister Wanqing. , even if Liu Yinsha is still a virgin, I don't bother to take a look..."

Li Jiayu chatted with the dark octopus for more than a minute, and the bugs in front finally approached, like a vast ocean, landslides and tsunamis, densely flying, mixed with violent and violent depression!

"I'm coming!"

"Everyone is in your place! All the warriors are on the top!"

"The Mage Department is preparing firepower behind! The Assassin Department is accelerating! The Special Department is free to play!"

In an instant, the vanguards on the front were noisy, all of them held their breath, and their hearts were beating wildly!

In the bloodbath between people and insects, there is only life and death, there is no mercy, and the degree of cruelty is like hell. If one is not careful, you may be the one who will die!

There are 12,000 bugs on the stage this time. When Xijiang City hadn't cooperated with Gongzhou City a few days ago, a swarm of this size would have knocked Xijiang City to a half!

"Boom"

The ground groaned and swayed violently because of the trampling of swarms of large insects, like a magnitude 4 earthquake!

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