Chapter 533 The Following Are All Made up by Me

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Driven by various factors such as curiosity, surprise, and experimentation, the 'Supreme' instant noodles went against the trend and exploded overnight!

What's "too expensive to sell", "no sense of expectation", "celebrity consumption can't last long", all negative predictions have come to nothing. When there was a general out-of-stock phenomenon on supermarket shelves, various media were shocked and had to slap themselves in the face and promote it again.

"This is really strange. In the middle of the night, before we close the door, another wave of people came and asked to buy this instant noodle."

"I've never seen instant noodles explode. We didn't buy much, and they sold out in one day."

"Now someone on the Internet has increased the price to 100 yuan a barrel. I heard that this instant noodle is very delicious, but now I can only wait for the second purchase."

"As a foodie, I was really moved by this instant noodle, because I felt so happy after eating it, it was so delicious!"

"Now that I think about it, how can something that can be recommended by Victor Hugo be bad? I really want to thank my male god. This is not an instant noodle at all, but a happy meal."

The media's adulation and promotion made consumers very curious about this particularly expensive instant noodle, and many people who had no desire to buy it at all wanted to try it. The market has repeatedly bought out of stock, causing many people who want to eat after eating to even start hoarding.

And in the office building where the 'Waste Soil Trade' was located, a bunch of dealers from all over the country blocked the door and refused to leave. It's been a long time since I've seen such an easy-to-sell, such a popular product. It's really a good thing that you can exchange for money when you get it.

But the problem is that the supply of goods is limited, and there is no ability to get the goods at all! The output of 500,000 barrels per day can't meet the market demand at all. While the foundry is very active in production, it says that our production capacity can continue to increase, as long as the order is placed to ensure the completion of the task.

Distributors also said that let alone 500,000 barrels a day, based on the current market reaction, 5 million barrels a day can be sold. Hurry up and expand the production capacity, we are willing to sell this kind of goods.

The banks were also stunned by the blowout-like sales frenzy. They knew how much money was flowing just by looking at the volume of goods. After careful calculation, they knew that 'Wasteland Trade' definitely had a strong repayment ability, and then Keep asking 'do you need a loan? The interest is absolutely favorable, and the repayment terms are absolutely loose! '

The instant noodle market has been completely disrupted by 'Supreme'. As long as people who have eaten it have no interest in other instant noodles, they even directly said in interviews with the media, 'This is not an instant noodle at all. Calling it instant noodles is simply a kind of insult. '

Have you heard of queuing up to buy an 'iPhone'? Have you heard of queuing up to buy instant noodles? In order to attract customers, some supermarkets in big cities now even put up a sign——our store has a new batch of "Supreme" instant noodles, and the quantity is limited. If you want to buy it, hurry up!

So customers flocked to it.

Later, the supermarket felt that the effect of "Supreme" in attracting customers was too good, and it would be impossible not to tap the potential! As a result, some supermarkets began to change their signboards - a new batch of "Supreme" instant noodles arrived in our store, and customers who spend more than 200 yuan can buy it with a receipt.

Can you buy it with only two hundred yuan? It is enough to buy a few bags of rice. The customer said that this is not a problem, just give me a few barrels of "Supreme".

At the beginning, this was just a spontaneous behavior of the fresh food department of the supermarket, but later the home appliance department felt that this could be used! Come, come, come, come to us to buy an LCD TV, and get a bucket of 'Supreme' instant noodles for free. So the home appliance department found that their sales performance soared!

As a result, everyone found that as long as they can get in touch with the 'Supreme' instant noodles, the sales will rise rapidly like a helicopter.

Soon, selling cars began to change. In the 4S store, as long as there is a bucket of "Supreme", the customer can eat comfortably after the test drive, and the transaction success rate will increase several times!

In the past, in order to achieve performance, the lady who sold the house had to sacrifice her appearance. But only the 'Supreme' instant noodles are listed,

Sales girls are also closely following the trend. At the critical moment, you only need to say 'Sir, we have started to give away the "supreme" house purchase here", so it is no longer difficult to sell the house easily.

From now on, if a salesman wants to improve his performance, it does not depend on how many connections he has, how much he can brag about, or how much he can build relationships, but how many 'Supreme' instant noodles he has. The person with the most 'supreme' is often called the face bully!

From now on, it's useless to give gifts to the leaders and get a lot of money. If you don't have a bucket of 'Supreme', you will never be able to do anything. Even when the prospective son-in-law sees his mother-in-law, everyone will be happy after eating a bucket of "Supreme". Maybe he can marry his wife without a house, car, or savings.

As long as a person suffering from depression eats "Supreme", he can immediately sing happily with a smile on his face. From then on, I no longer feel sad and depressed, and I can understand my thoughts every minute, and rekindle the spark of hope for life.

Cancer patients no longer worry about it. They all say that happiness is the best medicine to kill cancer cells, but now eating a bucket of "Supreme" can guarantee happiness for three hours. Eat it all day long to ensure that the cancer cells will slowly shrink in the laughter. From then on, the road of life will be smooth again, and the years will be quiet and peaceful, and you can enjoy it calmly.

How painful it is for a mentally ill patient to be locked up in a mental hospital, let's have a bucket of 'Supreme'. Distorted thinking will be restored, distorted thoughts will be straightened out, and paranoid behavior will be corrected. The family members of the patient wept with joy, we are finally saved!

Vitiligo, epilepsy, constipation, hemorrhoids, baldness and hair loss, infertility, impotence * premature ejaculation, short penis, prepuce *, swollen vagina, excessive leucorrhea, dull skin, uh..., although 'extreme' Instant noodles can't cure these diseases, but they can make people happy, let's face it calmly!

Playing LOL and being scolded as a primary school student? Come to a bucket of 'Supreme', to ensure that you are in a good mood and high fighting spirit. The life that was denied once again worked hard to become stronger, and from then on, he fought and failed again and again, and achieved the platinum dream amidst setbacks and tribulations!

For real elementary school students, a bucket of "Supreme" can replenish full of positive energy, focus more, brain thinking is more active, and learning becomes happier. Even when the bear child dies in the middle school, he can still face the whip of his parents with a smile.

As for middle school students, are you still having a headache for the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"? Let's have a bucket of 'Supreme', it can make you calmly face the bleak life. Only when you are in a good mood can you perform well, you can have high intelligence if you are in a good mood, and you can laugh even if you are in a good mood!

It is recommended that all parents across the country prepare a bucket of "Supreme" for their children before the college entrance examination, so that children can enter the arena happily, answer questions happily, and leave happily. It doesn't matter even if you hand in a blank paper, you must be happy to be a human being.

And college students, master students, doctoral students, even professors and academicians, don’t you need to be happy? Let's all come to a bucket of "Supreme" instant noodles, the so-called "smile, ten years less", the modernization of the motherland has a long way to go, you need to face it with a smile and move forward!

'Supreme' instant noodles are the source of joy, the foundation of happiness and the guarantee of harmony. Let us embrace the future, embrace the 'Supreme'!

I... I really can't make it up! (To be continued.)

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