Wasteland Theater

Knocked on the last period, the old-fashioned sighed in his rental room, and the "Wasteland Rise" that took nearly two years is finally complete. This book is the work of his Xianyu turnaround. He has written seven books in five years, but he has made it through.

"I want to rest, I play games, I want to sleep every day!" Tong Chi shouted to vent the sullenness that had been in his depressed heart for several years, only to feel that all the hard work was not in vain - you must know that when he was the most unlucky, he almost Desperate to run as a security guard. Fortunately no one wanted him.

When he was shouting, someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder. He looked back and saw that it was Zhou Qingfeng who appeared in his kennel room.

"Eh...? Why are you at my house?"

"I came to evacuate."

"You're going to open an 'ethnographic museum' when you're an emperor. What are you taking refuge in?"

"Isn't it because of you? It's okay if you wrote so many women to me, but you have made so many taboo collocations for your own bad taste. My harem is rebelling every day now, and I can't live anymore."

Hearing His Majesty the Emperor's complaint, he retorted in a very unhappy manner: "Don't you be in the midst of happiness and do not know your happiness? Look at me, I wrote you down, and I am a stinky diaosi myself."

Zhou Qingfeng looked at the rotten computer and the broken table used by Tongtong for coding, nodded and said, "Your environment is indeed a little worse, but it will be better in the future. Let me tell you, your next book.... "

Just when he mentioned the next book, Zhou Qingfeng suddenly felt agitated, swooped away in front of Tongchi, and jumped out of the window.

"There's a security window over there..., fuck! You pay me for the security window." He chased after the window, but couldn't see His Majesty the Emperor jumping out. And when he looked around, two women ran out behind him and asked loudly, "Where did you hide that sassy pig?"

When Zhou Qingfeng turned around, he saw Rachel and Angie glaring at him.

"Why did the two of you run out? Why are you so angry? Wait..., that's my table, don't tear it down! Oh, don't hit people, talk about it if you have something to say. There is a master, aren't you looking for Zhou Qingfeng?"

The wife, mother, mother and daughter dismantled the legs of the table and ate it all, which was a violent beating. While beating, they scolded: "You are the one who is beating. You are worse than Victor's slut. If it weren't for you, our mother There's nothing more to do with the two of them."

Ah ..., ah ..., take a few screams and begged for mercy: "You are a queen, a concubine, and the family lives happily together. After a hundred years, it is recorded in history. Isn't it beautiful? "

"Miya, you are tall, what do you think of our mother and daughter? The whole book is laughed at, and it's all because of you. I can't find the villain Victor, so I'll take care of you today."

Rachel and Angie finally got tired of beating and gave up, and went after Zhou Qingfeng again. He was beaten for nothing, and he got up from the ground crying. Before he could wipe the nosebleed from his face, he looked up and saw several women standing silently in front of him.

"Wow, you guys..." Zhou Qingfeng felt that he was about to be scared out of a heart attack, "Can you make a sound when you show up? It's easy to cause a neuropathy."

The five women who appeared this time were Yuan Mei, Feng Wan, Xu Rong, Li Mingjue, and Xu Yun. All of them looked at the take-all in annoyance, and the strange eyes made him shiver. He hurriedly shouted: "Don't think you can bully me just because you are women, but I will fight back."

Yuan Mei was the first to stand up and sneered and denounced: "Who is bullying whom? You are clearly bullying a few of our sisters."

"You are also one of the imperial concubines. What lack of status, status and power? What are you dissatisfied with?"

Yuan Mei snorted coldly, "I used to have a good family, but it was torn apart by you bastard. You even called it "save me from fire and water", and you wrote that I was very stupid."

Feng Wan and Xu Rong also said dissatisfiedly: "Our two sisters are unlucky, as soon as we appear, two women meet a man on a blind date. Have you ever seen such a thing in the world? And we also appeared in a volume,

At the back is the vase. "

Li Mingjue also scolded angrily: "It's okay if you write about Rongrong, why did you write about me? How will I behave in the future?"

"And me." Xu Yun also glared at him and said, "I was a big star when I played, but I didn't have a role at all. I'm not even as good as a vase."

The five women finally denounced together: "Take it all, what do you write about so many women?"

"I..., I also slipped a bit." Tong Chi said helplessly: "I don't have an outline for this book, I want to write it where I want to. It's a great blessing to be able to write more than four million words. I promise that the next There will never be so many women in this book.”

As soon as these words were said, Zhou Qingfeng's shout came from a distance, "No, write more. I can hold it."

"You can hold it, I can't hold it." Tong Chi rushed to the window again, wanting to see where His Majesty the Emperor was hiding. As a result, the first five women directly stepped on his head and jumped out of the window, looking for trouble with the saucy pig.

After waiting for the five women to leave, he took a long sigh, "It's horrible, I almost lost my life. I really won't write about so many women in the future."

"Really?" A voice came from outside the take-all bedroom.

Tong Chi was frightened, and rushed over to lock the door, and shouted loudly, "There is no one in the room, please go outside if you want to find Zhou Qingfeng."

With a bang, the door of the room was directly kicked and collapsed, and he fell down together, pinning him to the ground and screaming incessantly. Katarina stood outside the door, slowly putting away her violent biochemical thighs.

Lena Fox stepped on her small leather shoes and walked to the fallen door, lowered her head and asked, "Take it all, do you know how I feel now?"

"Miss Fox, please forgive me. I've been good enough for you." Tong Chi stretched out a slap under the door, shaking with pain.

"Oh..., I would like to know how good you are to me?" Lena Fox asked.

"I didn't want to write about you at all at first. It was just a temporary addition of characters and scenes. Later, I thought it was quite good, so you became one of the heroines."

"Is that so...? I really want to thank you." Lena Fox dragged her tone, but asked sharply, "I tried so hard to express it in your book, why did you give up the queen's position? For Rachel? In terms of popularity, am I inferior to her?"

"Uh..., because I like blonde big tits. Rachel's breasts are bigger than yours." Take-all told the truth.

"What? It's just because of this." Miss Fox was petite and immediately became furious when she heard this. She stood on the door panel and kept stomping and jumping, constantly calling for help from the all-you-can-toss pressed down. "Just because my chest is small, you won't let me be the queen?"

Waiting for Miss Fox to step on enough, Katerina stepped up and asked, "Then why can't I be the queen? I have big breasts."

"Ouch..." Being weighed down by Han Niu's hundreds of kilograms of weight, it was enough to eat it all. He shouted bitterly from below: "The widow is sick, and the widow likes a wife. Can't I change the next book? Let me go."

This time, it was replaced by Miss Fox and Han Niu who stepped on the door and vomited three liters of blood before giving up.

After waiting for the unreasonable two women to leave, Tong Jian lay on the ground for a while before getting up, suffering from seven tuberculosis and five injuries. But when he got up, he found himself surrounded by a circle of women again.

Jenny brought her daughters Anna, Nancy, Sarah's family of five, Mirta, Valena, Erin, and Ellie, and everyone gathered to watch and eat.

Seeing this situation, he immediately hugged his head and cried: "Forgive your life, the concubines. This book has been written, it is useless for you to trouble me again. I have already arranged a good ending for you as much as possible. ."

Jenny sneered: "I thought I was a character with a bit of weight."

Nancy also sighed: "I also seemed very personable at first."

The five members of Sarah's family were the most dissatisfied. "You guys still show up seriously, but we show up for h. We are unlucky."

Mirta snorted a few times, "Victor used to call him Britney, but he turned around and almost forgot about me. What kind of broken setting is this?"

Valena folded her arms in a fierce look, "You modified my settings many times, and finally wrote me as a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction. You are too shameless."

The twin sisters also sighed: "We are so cute and cute, but you keep us both working as coolie thugs. It's so unfair."

A group of women finally denounced in unison: "Take it all, won't your conscience hurt?"

"I don't have a conscience." Take it all in. "You were not in the plan, so your roles are not enough. Why is Rachel the queen? Because she was originally booked to be the heroine."

"shameless."

"Dirty."

"Shameless as fun."

"hypocrite."

"It's disgusting."

A circle of women also had no choice but to beat him again and then left.

After all the calculations, I knew that all the women in the harem had left. He felt that he was in the biggest trouble anyway, so he wanted to go to the bathroom to wash the nosebleed after being beaten up on his face. But when he walked out of the door, he found that someone was waiting for him.

"Take-sang, hello." A young girl stood at the door with a beautiful woman, and a lewd middle-aged man followed behind and stared angrily.

Tong Chi was frightened and wanted to turn around and run away, but he couldn't escape when he thought about running back to the bedroom, so he could only bite the bullet and take a closer look in the future.

The Hashimoto family in Japan.

"Uh...what's the matter with you?"

"All-you-can-sang, why didn't you put me and my mother in Zhou Qingfeng's harem? We've been looking forward to it for a long time, but you are so disappointing."

"There are really too many people in the harem, and..." Take a look at Hashimoto Ichiro who was following behind. "And your head of the family is still there. If this is written, I'm so embarrassed."

"We can't accept that we can't enter the harem. Please think of a way."

"No way, the book is over."

"**Woolen cloth?"

"What……,**?"

"Our mother and daughter can play, please."

"No, no, I'm a person with integrity and bottom line."

"All-you-can-eat sang, your morals are probably fed to the dog. Or..., as long as you are willing to go out, we are willing to pay some price."

"Wait, what are you doing? Don't undress casually. If anyone sees it, I can't wash myself if I jump into the Yellow River. I'm innocent, and I'm an honest person."

"All-you-can-eat sang, you say no, your body is very honest."

Ding dong ding dong….

After half push and half push, I yelled not to, someone shouted at the gate, "Take all, there is your express."

"Wait a minute, I'll go get a courier. You wait on the bed first, and I'll be right back. Mr. Ichiro, please don't wait. This is a private matter between me and your wife and daughter. I don't want others to watch. understand."

He took off his trousers, and ran to open the door with the bottom of his trousers up. As soon as the door opened, there was another clanging sound, and the anti-theft iron door fell down, pressing him down again. Followed by a vote of uniformed SWAT officers swarmed in.

"Is there a mistake? I am a good citizen, how can I break into my house like this?" Tong Chi wailed.

Waiting for the whole room to be controlled by the special police, Xiao Jinlang with a serious expression walked in from the outside, "Take it all, right? We Guoan have been looking for you for a long time. You leaked the top secrets of the country without authorization, which brought great harm to our diplomatic work. Trouble, your sin is too great."

A few SWAT policemen picked up and said with all their might, "Is there a mistake? I have contributed to the country, and I am innocent of the nation. If it weren't for me, your daughter, Lao Xiao, would be an unnamed 'national security female officer'. , not to mention being a concubine in His Majesty's harem."

"So I would like to thank you?" The long-legged royal sister Xiao Yi appeared with a frosty face. "You ignored my existence for a long time, and didn't give me a name until you finally had no choice. You also made Rachel the queen, and I'll take care of you based on that."

He snarled his neck and said angrily: "Who told you not to give me a salary increase? You even want to arrest me. There are not many '***' like me in this year, so let me go."

Xiao Jinlang sneered and said, "Let you go? Dream about it. From now on, we will be watching you, supervising you, urging you, and asking you to write well, write more quickly, and satisfy the spirit of the people. Cultural needs. As for the rest... don't be distracted."

Both Kyoko and Hashimoto's mother and daughter lay naked on the bed, but now Zhou Qingfeng could only watch them being driven away. Helena from the United States and Ai Jielin from France were also expelled. These are the protagonists who were asked to increase their roles and could not get them.

Take-all was locked in his bedroom again, claiming that he was not allowed to come out without writing 10,000 words every day. With tears in his eyes, he slammed the door heartbroken and shouted: "Let me out, I'm going to the red light district to experience life, I need inspiration to create, I'm an elegant literati, I need the nourishment of love."

"Stop knocking, we're still looking for you to settle the bill."

Taken was smashing the door, and a cold chill suddenly appeared behind him.

Fernando, Nieto, Governor Alfonso, Professor Alonzo, President Diego Zombie, Federo, Guo Jiaming. These seven wasteland hapless people appeared together, full of resentment.

"I rob Rachel, and you let Victor run and make trouble."

"I finally became a president, but I was still a puppet."

"I died within a few chapters of my appearance, and then you asked a fake to raise maggots for me?"

"The ntz project is mine, and I didn't get any benefits. It was all cheap Victor's bad boy."

"I've been a zombie since the first appearance, why don't you let me die happily?"

"I was unlucky from the beginning to the end. I was unlucky. You kept writing me as a clown."

"You made me a character who eats soft rice and is disgusting, and finally used my life to reflect the ruthlessness of the protagonist. You are too bad."

The unfortunate group of seven surrounded All-Eat in the center to denounce, and All-Eat could only continue to smash the door and call for help: "Let me out, let me out. You can't trick me like this."

As soon as the bedroom door opened, he threw himself towards the toilet. He made up his mind that he would rather stay in the toilet than go back to the bedroom. Unexpectedly, as soon as the door of the toilet opened, a group of people wrapped headscarves, wore long robes, held AK, and had dynamite around their waists.

"It's very difficult for us to eat everything and not believe in religion and not die."

"For the sake of seventy-two raisins, burst into all-you-can-eat chrysanthemums."

"What's our slogan? 'Ignorance is strength'."

The bearded men in the toilet turned their heads and looked at him, and immediately rushed to kill him. Frightened, Tong Chi hurriedly closed the toilet door, and stubbornly resisted letting the people inside come out. Unexpectedly, after a few swipes, the wooden door of the toilet was split open by a few machetes.

At this moment of crisis, the ugly and ugly Mark Shi came over with a fleshy bone. Tong Chi hurriedly shouted: "Big man, come and help quickly."

Marcus was so happy, he put the meat and bones to his waist, took the six-pipe gatling and shot hundreds of bullets in the direction of the toilet, immediately killing all the turban and beard that rushed out.

Tong was shocked, and was helped by Marcus.

"Take it all, you wrote me well, I'm very satisfied. Do you want some meat to supplement nutrition? I bake it myself."

"Thank you, I can't eat it." There is an appetite there, and I don't want to eat it at all. Instead, he asked, "Where did you get your meat and bones? How does it look like..."

"Like a human thigh, right?" Marcus said happily.

Pfft..., my stomach twitched and I vomited directly.

"Hahaha..., this is a leg of lamb." Marcus patted his shoulder, "Your IQ is not as good as mine, you're so easily fooled."

Being ridiculed by a mutant is extremely depressing. When he recovered, he found Tony Parker and Dania standing in front of him. The two stared at it all without saying a word, but just looking at it made people jump.

Enemy road is narrow!

"Hehe, hehe..." Tong Chi laughed dryly, turned his head and ran away. As a result, he slammed his head into the tall, sturdy two-headed monster ‘David Lawrence’.

'David Lawrence' was full of anger, roaring like muffled thunder, "Take it all, do you know how much damage you have caused me? Do you think I sliced ​​you well? Or eat it raw? ?"

"It's all for the royalties, and I don't want to do that either." Tong Chi wailed, "Help, who will save me?!"

Zhou Qingfeng would pop up again and shout at the take-all: "Do you want me to be the protagonist in the next book? You let me be the protagonist, and I will come to save you."

"Rang Rang..." Tong Chi said three times in a row, "Hurry up and get me out, I can't stand it anymore!"

But as soon as Zhou Qingfeng appeared, all the daughters in the harem who were looking for him everywhere also ran out, followed his enemies one by one, surrounded them, and stared at him.

Taking a look at this posture, he immediately sighed: "You have more enemies than me, you are dead!"

After crying for a long time, he suddenly froze and said, "No, I'm god. I'm the boss, okay? It's not right for you to scare me like this. The book is over, the crew is disbanded, and you all give it to me. Get your lunch."