Five Thousand Six Hundred and Four Laughs

"Boy, I tell you, don't play tricks in front of me, otherwise I" Ren Feng suddenly looked at Tang Tang, with a smile on his face, "This is your daughter, she is so cute and small, just like my appetite."

Tang Yu's expression remained unchanged, waiting for the last trace of soul power to enter Ren Feng's body, and said again: "What I want to remind you is, don't believe too much in this so-called body made of gold, ink, and jade bones. In fact, it is not capable of all powers. All immune."

"What do you mean?" Ren Feng was stunned for a moment, but then his expression changed drastically, and endless sadness flowed out of his eyes.

"It's done" Tang Yu laughed.

"This fool probably didn't expect that your soul power could have such a move." Zi Yuantong, who had already seen the power of the Liqing Realm, couldn't help but said with a smile.

"Let him slowly feel the power of this injury. I really want to know how he committed suicide in this situation." Tang Yu looked at Ren Feng with a sneer, his eyes full of ridicule.

The effect of the realm of separation is quite huge, and this thing directly affects the soul. Even Ren Feng, who has a body made of gold, ink and jade bones, cannot resist it at all.

In just a few seconds, he burst into tears sadly.

Tang Yu knew that although it was only a few seconds, hundreds of years might have passed for Ren Feng in the state of separation. He was very curious as to what sad things Ren Feng had thought of, which turned him into this.

Of course, although Tang Yu was curious, he was not interested and went directly into Ren Feng's dream. Although he had the ability, he would not do it.

"Dad, what kind of move are you doing? It's so magical." Tang Tang blinked. In fact, when Ren Feng said that she was very suitable for him, Tang Tang was so angry that he almost transformed into his true form and wanted to ask Ren Feng. Are you really interested in her?

But later, when she saw that Tang Yu remained calm and didn't seem to care about this sentence, she was a little sad. She felt that Tang Yu actually didn't care about her, but Tangtang later thought that Tang Yu was not such a person, so she just kept quiet. Observe quietly.

As a result, later I saw that after Tang Yu said it was done, Ren Feng changed, with a sad face and tears streaming down his face. Tang Tang knew that his guess was indeed right. There was absolutely no way that her father, Tang Yu, didn't care about her. .

But she was confused. Tang Yu didn't seem to do anything. Why did this bastard become like this?

"Remember that dad just used the Liqing Realm move? In fact, it was the Liqing Realm that made him become like this.

"Tang Yu said with a smile.

"Ah" Tang Tang blinked, incomprehensible, "Dad, it will take so long to activate this state of separation. By the time your enemy reacts, they will have already launched a counterattack." Tang Tang originally wanted to kill his father, but then he thought about it and corrected himself.

"Of course the onset of separation cannot be so slow." Tang Yu gently rubbed Tang Tang's hair. Tang Yu just liked to rub her cute hairstyle. "Didn't he just say that golden ink and jade bones are immune to everything?" Power, and I said it again, it is not actually possible. It is actually the power of the soul because the time when the golden ink jade bone enters his body is too slow. Otherwise, this move would be activated instantly."

"That's it, Dad is awesome." After Tang Tang said this, he looked at Tang Yu with admiration.

"That's right, if I'm not great, I can be your father." Tang Yu became embarrassed.

"ah"

At this moment, Ren Feng suddenly let out a loud shout, suddenly raised his palm, and slapped himself on the forehead.

"Snapped"

Only the sound of metal clanging was heard. Ren Feng was still alive and well, not dead.

"Damn it, this guy doesn't want to commit suicide like this, does he? Do you think he can break the golden ink jade bones into pieces?" Tang Yu looked depressed. He was originally thinking about whether this guy had any special way to kill himself, but he didn't. Come to think of it, this is also the case.

At this time, Ren Feng also said something, which made Tang Yu laugh out loud, "What's the situation? Why can't I commit suicide?"

This sentence, coupled with the confused and hurt expression on Ren Feng's face, is so funny no matter how you look at it, it can make you laugh to death.

"Hahaha" Shu Shuirou and the other girls also burst out laughing in an instant. They didn't expect that there are such funny people in this world.

"Snapped"

"I want to die" Ren Feng slapped himself on the head again, roaring in great pain.

But the result remains the same.

"Why, why don't I even have the right to die? God, why are you doing this to me? I'm not willing to do this." Ren Feng knelt on the ground helplessly, looking up to the sky and howling angrily, his expression extremely ferocious.

Looking at Ren Feng's appearance, Tang Yu hurriedly said: "Everyone, step back, be careful of any accidents."

Tang Yu is also worried

If this guy fails to commit suicide, his mood changes, and he wants to kill someone, there is no way they can resist him.

"Well, don't you have a way to make the golden ink jade bones lose their effectiveness? Use it quickly and make your body lose its existing functions, and you can commit suicide." Tang Yu thought for a moment and couldn't help but said.

Ren Feng trembled and looked at Tang Yu, with a grateful look in his eyes, "Thank you, brother, how could I forget this?"

Hearing Ren Feng's words, Tang Yu's jaw dropped in shock. He couldn't help but think: Did this guy forget about himself, or was it that the effect of the state of separation was too amazing, and even if such a situation occurred, it would not change his mind of suicide.

Ren Feng took out a small porcelain bottle from the ring, poured out some green powder from it, and smeared it on his head.

After a while, Ren Feng turned into a cuckold, and then into the Hulk, all green, and weird no matter how you look at it.

Seeing that Ren Feng had almost finished applying the paint, Tang Yu blinked and asked cautiously: "Brother, you are going to die anyway, I wonder if you can tell me how this thing in your hand is configured"

"If you want to know this, I'll give it to you." Ren Feng didn't hesitate at all this time. He took out a small notebook from the ring and handed it to Tang Yu. Tang Yu looked down and saw that there was nothing written on the cover. At this time, Ren Feng's voice came to his ears: "Brother, thank you so much today. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to commit suicide. If there is a next life, we must be brothers."

Be brothers

Brothers

Brothers

"Snap"

Tang Yu was still stunned and Ren Feng's words were echoing in his mind. Then he heard a snap. Ren Feng's face was sad with a smile. He slapped his head and smashed it. At the same time, the golden body of the godhead also shattered directly, turning into pure energy and disappearing between heaven and earth.

"What the hell is this?" Tang Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ren Feng's last words really made him smile inexplicably, but the smile on his face seemed extremely bitter.

"Dad, your trick is so powerful that it can turn a normal person into a fool." Tang Tang looked at Tang Yu with admiration.

"Yes, Tang Yu, although I have seen this trick of yours before, I didn't expect that you can use it like this. It's amazing, it's really amazing." Zi Yuantong also gave a thumbs up.

"Tang Yu, I won't praise you, let me laugh for a while first haha." Shu Shuirou laughed without restraint at this moment, holding her stomach, and tears came out of her laughter.

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