Chapter 1689 What Is the Most Poisonous Thing

Shen Fanxing has been trying various ways to make a certain doormat happy these days.

He was so busy that he even gave up on entering the palace.

Concentrate on attacking Bao Jingchuan.

As for Bao Jingchuan, he really couldn't hold back at this moment.

It wasn't that Shen Fanxing captured him, but...

He really couldn't stand Shen Fanxing now.

Sitting, lying, standing, walking every day, as long as there is a chance, I hold my mobile phone, and my expression is more serious than holding a meeting.

For the rest of the time, he just leaned in front of him and said something he couldn't understand at all.

It was rare to be quiet at this moment. Sitting in the study and signing some documents, just as she stopped writing, Shen Fanxing's figure entered her mind everywhere.

Thinking of her strange actions these days, I really can't help laughing.

Helplessly shaking his head, hooking slightly, Junyi's face is full of helpless and doting smiles.

She is really busy.

Either busy around him, or running around in his head.

However, Miss Fanxing, who was busy in his head at the moment, suddenly opened the door of the study, and saw Bao Jingchuan sitting on the seat looking at her, she squinted her eyes and smiled, pulling her slippers and taking small steps It was in front of Bao Jingchuan.

"Achuan..."

She called out to him in a soft voice, the way she was flattering the dog's legs was too obvious.

Bao Jingchuan raised his eyebrows and looked at her defensively.

Shen Fanxing sat on his desk and looked at him with a smile, his white teeth shining brightly in his eyes,

"Are you done with your work? Let me tell you a joke..."

The corner of Bao Jingchuan's mouth twitched, he straightened up and quickly picked up the pen that had just been placed on the table.

"I'm not done yet."

Shen Fanxing reached out and held Bao Jingchuan's right hand, "I'm not finished, I must be very tired, take a break, I'll tell you a joke to relax..."

Bao Jingchuan: "..."

here we go again.

Since she came back from the manor last time, she has been like a demon, either pestering herself to tell a cold joke to herself, or giving him a cold joke out of the blue.

He has never dabbled in such things as cold jokes, and she confuses him every time.

The point is, no response is not enough.

Seeing that Bao Jingchuan didn't speak, Shen Fanxing cleared his throat and said:

"Isn't New Year's Day coming? Me, my partner told me to transfer 20,000 yuan..."

Bao Jingchuan raised his eyebrows, frowning, and looked up at her.

Shen Fanxing continued: "Then Xiang said, there is no money. Hehehehe..."

Bao Jingchuan: "..."

Shen Fanxing leaned forward and backward with a smile, it was definitely not an act.

What's so funny about this?

As for making her laugh like this?

He sighed helplessly in his heart, what has this little woman experienced recently? !

When Shen Fanxing had had enough laughing, seeing Bao Jingchuan's expressionless and indifferent face, her laughter gradually subsided.

Frowning and staring at him, "Why don't you smile? Isn't it funny?"

Bao Jingchuan looked up at her, with a deep stream of light floating in his dark eyes.

Seeing the increasingly ugly expression on Shen Fanxing's face, he sighed, raised his hand and picked up the phone from the desk.

Shen Fanxing had been keeping his feet close recently, and his phone rang a few seconds later.

Glancing at the screen, it was a message from Bao Jingchuan.

She glanced at Bao Jingchuan suspiciously, clicked on the message, and opened her mouth in surprise.

"A friend transfers 2,000,000."

"You... why did you transfer so much money to me?"

Bao Jingchuan put away his phone, and said lightly, "Is 20,000 yuan worth making you so happy? Wouldn't the 2 million yuan make you happier?"

Shen Fanxing: "..."

Is this the point?

The point is that there is no object!

After all, he still didn't get the essence of her joke!

Looking down at the transfer information on the phone, she accepted it with a bit of anger.

Don't give for nothing.

Thinking about it carefully, a bad joke of hers can be worth two million, and she is also the number one person in the world.

There was a sound of gold coins entering the purse, and Shen Fanxing smiled with satisfaction.

not bad,

Looking up at Bao Jingchuan again, he saw that his eyes had been lowered, and his attention was already on the document in front of him.

She frowned again, and reached out to poke Bao Jingchuan's shoulder.

no response.

Poke again, still no response.

Still refuse to forgive her.

This temper is really stubborn.

"Still angry?"

"..."

"Otherwise, I'll tell you another bad joke..."

The corners of Bao Jingchuan's lips twitched uncontrollably, and finally pursed into a straight line.

"There was a piece of bread. It was hungry as it walked, so it ate itself..."

Bao Jingchuan: "..."

"Do you know what happens when a fat man falls from the 18th floor?...Fat man."

Bao Jingchuan: "..."

"Three children said together that things are the most poisonous. Child A said that mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother's neck was bitten by a mosquito and it was red and itchy. Child B said that wasps are the most poisonous. My brother was stung by a wasp on his leg. , now it's swollen and painful! Child C said, I don't know what stabbed my sister, her belly is round and..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

Shen Fanxing blinked her eyes, and just wanted to say all the cold jokes she had collected in her head. When she said this, she suddenly felt that something was not right.

When I realized it, I blushed first.

And Bao Jingchuan was finally willing to look up at her at this time.

this man...

He didn't respond to anything else, but when he heard this, he reacted faster than anyone else!

How could she have imagined that the cold joke of the three children getting together was so...

"This... these three children are too impure... I will change it. One day, childhood sweethearts met and saw the girl's dress, and Zhuma sighed... um...

Before he could finish his sentence, he was dragged into his arms by the man as soon as he lightened his body.

Looking up, the man's tense handsome face is facing him.

She opened her eyes wide and put her hands on the man's shoulders.

"Stop telling such cold jokes again, and I'll let you..."

Shen Fanxing paused, his cheeks turned even redder and hotter after hearing his words.

"Then can you not be unhappy?"

Bao Jingchuan pursed his lips, "You know that I will be unhappy, but you can still ignore me? It seems that I am not that important to you."

Shen Fanxing hugged his neck tightly, "Don't be sad, you think too much, of course you are important."

Bao Jingchuan turned his head to the side, "I didn't see it."

Shen Fanxing: "...Then let me tell you another joke."

"Xiao Hei went to the street to buy vegetables..."

"To shut up!"

"Then are you still angry?"