Chapter 1307 A Historic Moment!
Shou Ye?
Ba Zun An, call me Shou Ye?
"Frightened, passive value, +1."
Not only was Xu Xiaoshou startled, but even the people around him looked weird because of the name.
This is too funny!
Xu Xiaoshou is a very absurd person. He gets sick from time to time. It is normal for him to suddenly show you an explosive posture or a violent giant during a chat.
But he has seen so many times when he gets sick that everyone can barely accept it.
He can understand that he calls himself "this seat" and "Xu Shao", but Ba Zun An also calls him "Shou Ye"...
What is his mentality?
Everyone wanted to laugh at the first time.
Looking at Ba Zun An, although this guy speaks awkwardly and weirdly, his words are still seven points serious.
He is playing awkward, but he is serious!
"You, what did you say..."
Xu Xiaoshou has a little difficulty in suppressing his emotions.
The corners of his lips slightly raised, and he felt that this made him look too cheap, so he looked at the "Shou" order with a twitching expression, and he couldn't recover for a long time.
"I said..."
Ba Zun'an smiled and shook his hand and said: "Shou Ye, I have already made your token. As long as you nod now, the position of the second-in-command of the Holy Slave will be yours."
Second-in-command!
The second "Shou Ye" directly killed the weirdness on everyone's face, and the three words "second-in-command" made people fall into a shock of thunder and lightning.
The water ghost's face froze.
Xiao Kongtong couldn't close his mouth.
Zhu Yike felt stars in his eyes in the back, looking at Shou Ye and the legendary figure who called Shou Ye Shou Ye, like a mortal seeing a real dragon.
The pocket-sized white weasel Han Ye in Lei Xi'er's palm had an expression of seeing a ghost.
He listened to Shou Ye talking about his relationship with Ba Zun'an in the Zhenhuang Palace, but he never expected that the reality would terrify the weasel more than what he heard at that time.
Lord Ba Zun'an used "you" and "Shou Ye" as addresses, and used the position of "second in command" as a bargaining chip, just to tie up Xu Xiaoshou?
This address is certainly a bit of a joke, but ask yourself, who else in the world can make Lord Ba Zun'an use such an absurd and weird tone to respectfully address "you"?
"I..."
The person involved, Xu Xiaoshou, stretched out his hand, and there was a little tremor that he couldn't control. This was too embarrassing, and he quickly suppressed it.
At this moment, he could hear Ba Zun'an's words clearly, but although his hand movements could be suppressed, the corners of his mouth could not stop grinning to his earlobes.
Him!
Ba Zun'an!
Xu Xiaoshou could praise this person verbally and criticize this person in his heart, but he also fully acknowledged Ba Zun'an's achievements.
Just from the previous duel with Xiao Kongtong in a poem and a sword - even fighting with a fake, he had seen how cool and terrifying Ba Zun'an was at his peak.
If you really want to nitpick, even Xu Xiaoshou can only point out a minor problem like breathing.
The eight masters are only one step away from becoming a true legend!
If they die, even the ten-segment sword finger will become a lost divine skill, and will be studied crazily by future generations just to understand the sword.
Not to mention his sword, his sword viewing book, and his extreme use of various sword techniques.
And now, this kind of person invites me to join the Holy Slave, and to take over Sang Lao's position as the second in command, above the water ghost...
"Hey... cough, um!"
"What? What did you say? I didn't hear it clearly?"
Xu Xiaoshou cleared his throat and asked seriously, but his facial muscles were a little spasmodic.
His external expression was very calm, but in fact the flesh on his cheeks was twitching all the time, but he used "change" to control it and didn't show it.
This is too shameless!
It's understandable to do it again and again, but it's a bit too much to do it again and again.
This time, even the little ferret whose brain had shrunk, could see that Shouye was playing dumb, and was obviously addicted to listening.
But Ba Zun'an was like a fool and could not hear anything. He curled his lips and fell into the trap very patiently:
"Do you need me to say it for the fourth time, Shouye?"
"Hehehe..." Xu Xiaoshou couldn't help laughing, and turned to look at the little apprentice sister, "I wanted to reject him..."
Lei Xier glanced at the cheap smile on Xu Xiaoshou's face and couldn't help laughing: "You can do it."
"But he is so sincere!"
Calling Shouye three times, and in public...
Who can stand this!
If it were a water ghost, he would have to say "Okay, then don't answer, I'll help you this time for free"!
When Xu Xiaoshou turned his head and looked at Ba Zun'an again, he felt that this old guy had a handsome face, and even his turbid eyes exuded the charm of a mature man.
But he told himself not to get carried away, trying to control the smile on his face, and regained his composure and said:
"I should have rejected you, to be honest..."
"I am the owner of the First Floor in the Sky. If I become the second in command of your Saint Slave, wouldn't that be lowering my status..."
"No, no, no." Ba Zun'an waved his hand and interrupted with a smile, "You misunderstood me, Lord Shou."
Fuck, stop yelling, please... Xu Xiaoshou's lips curled up, and he almost didn't respond directly. He pressed down the corners of his mouth.
Ba Zun'an continued:
"The First Floor in the Sky has been separated, it is independent and noble."
"Just like Wuxiu and me, you and I will only have an equal cooperative relationship in the future."
"I can't order you around, and I won't order you around. After all, you won't listen to orders anymore. We have to discuss, discuss, and jointly make plans and assign tasks. No one is more noble than the other."
After a pause, the weird and playful expression appeared on Ba Zunzhen's face again.
Xu Xiaoshou's heart sank and he secretly thought that something was wrong. He was about to reach out and cover the old man's mouth to interrupt the spell.
His words have already been spoken:
"Think about it from another angle, you are still above me!"
"You are the master of the first building in the sky, and now you have stepped back to take the second position as the second-in-command of my saint slaves. This makes all my saint slaves very proud, doesn't it?"
I...Xu Xiaoshou's hand froze in mid-air, as if he was interrupted from casting a spell.
At this moment, he couldn't even control the "change" anymore. He smiled and looked at Lei Xi'er, pointed at the eight statues and said:
"He He……"
"He's so good at talking!"
The smile lingered in Lei Xi'er's eyes, and she wanted to be amused to death by these two people making fun of each other, but she only responded calmly: "You look like a fool now."
yes!
I do look like a fool!
Ba Zunzun opened his mouth like this and showed his face like this. He knew with his toes that there would be a big hole behind him. How could he be fooled?
He had clearly tricked him so many times.
Why is it that this time, the urge to be fooled is still so strong!
Xu Xiaoshou's eyes swept over the faces of the people around him. He finally calmed down his emotions completely and was mentally prepared. After planning to really refuse, he looked at Bazun Shu.
"Do you really refuse to be rewarded by Master Shou?" That damn guy actually rushed to speak out!
"No matter what else, just think of it as giving me Bazunzhen some face, okay?"
Grass!
Xu Xiaoshou couldn't resist it anymore.
After borrowing the face of Ba Zunzun so many times, he realized for the first time that the power of this guy's face was actually so terrifying!
He's so good at it.
Xu Xiaoshou swore that even if the Moon Palace Slave came, he wouldn't be able to resist this wave.
"Give!"
"Today, I, Xu Xiaoshou, will definitely give you this face!"
When the first building in the sky was first established, it was impossible to truly break away from the saint slaves.
Even if he is a passerby, Xu Xiaoshou would be moved by the sincere invitation of the Eight Masters Wu Zai and Zai Qi, let alone the Eight Masters?
"That made me take it."
"Even if you still want to trick me, I will admit it."
Xu Xiaoshou waved his hand and pulled out the Shou Zi Ling with a grin.
It wasn't until he got the cold token that he fell back to his senses from above the soft and fluffy clouds:
"But I have to tell you, if you go too far, I will turn around and leave without saying a word!"
These eight deities are familiar with...
What a terrifying mouth, able to perform phantom sword skills without triggering spiritual awakening, and lift people up into the clouds!
"Being frightened, passive value, +1."
"How could it be?" Bazunzhen smiled and stretched out his hand, "Happy cooperation."
Xu Xiaoshou lowered his head and stared at the hand quietly, the hand with only four fingers.
This will be a historic moment!
Friends on the first floor of the sky, as well as family members who have not joined us yet, if we are really cheated in the future...
Don’t blame me!
If you want to blame it, it’s because Ba Zunzhen is too awesome!
Xu Xiaoshou took a long, deep breath, suppressed the waves in his heart, and held the hand firmly under the witness of everyone.
"A pleasure to work with..."
laugh!
There was a strange sound and blood splashed.
Xu Xiaoshou stared blankly at the four fingers that were removed by his right palm, and his eyes instantly lost their light.
A cold air arises from the heaven and earth, which enters from the soles of the feet and reaches the sky.
“Fuck!
! "
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I was so excited that I forgot that you are a waste now..."
"Ah no, that's not what I meant! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."
After Xu Xiaoshou came to his senses, he apologized desperately.
He even grabbed the wrist of Bazun, and hurriedly breathed out the life spirit, like caring for grass, trying to join the remaining four fingers of the disabled person opposite him, to restore his dignity, and by the way, to protect the disabled person just now. Treat everything as if it never happened.
laugh!
There was another strange noise.
Xu Xiaoshou's words stopped abruptly.
At this moment, his soul almost left his shell, and he only stared blankly at the extra wrist in his left hand...
He looked back at his right hand again, a bunch of bloody fingers...
He looked at the familiar faces again...
So serious.
Why is it like this~
The world became quiet, and the beautiful melody immediately sounded in Xu Xiaoshou's mind.
"hiss!"
There was finally a sound of gasping air from the side.
Mei Jiren dropped her paper fan on the spot.
Lei Xi'er stretched out her hand to hold her forehead and covered her eyes.
The water ghost's scalp was numb, he was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, and his body froze into an ice ghost as if he had fallen into a cold cellar.
After Xiao Kongtong said "Amitabha", he fell back. Zhu Yiyi subconsciously reached out to catch him, then realized and lay down together.
Mr. Han had never felt that the quality of his sleep was as good as it was today. He would start snoring as soon as his short legs kicked off.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Xu Xiaoshou looked up to the sky and laughed four times, his laughter hearty and domineering: "The wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, the sky is high and the air is refreshing, what a sky!"
He hurriedly stuffed the fingers on his right hand into his left palm and reached into the void.
"Ha ha."
"Everything will be forgotten; the past is just clouds and smoke... Come out, my treasure!"
Another round.
"Ha ha."
"Where is my ancestor's shadow staff?"
Again and again.
"Yo ho?"
"Even though you can't see it, it's there."
"This item was given to me by Kong Yuhen. You never thought that I, Xu Xiaoshou, and Kong Yuhen knew each other. It was the one who fell into the wine..."
"Enough." Ba Zun'an interrupted coldly.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it." At the critical moment, Xu Xiaoshou couldn't summon the Zuying Staff, and he was already ashamed.
A space crack appeared in the void, and it came so timely.
Xu Xiaoshou's figure was wrong.
The next second, Xu Xiaoshou cried out:
"Boss, don't play like this!"
"At least give me your fingers and wrists before you leave, so I can return them to them!"
"Puchi." Lei Xier couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed.
At this moment, everyone woke up from their "sleep" and looked at her in horror.
The second real body was like being pardoned, and looked at her with a very surprised expression and an expression of looking at the savior.
Ba Zun'an couldn't help but look sideways.
Lei Xier's smile froze, her pretty face turned red, and even her ears seemed to be dripping with blood.
"Sorry, I didn't mean it."
She said in a low voice, her voice trembling.
As soon as she finished speaking, Lei Xier's silver hair began to change color, began to turn black, and her body shrank at the same time - she actually chose the invincible escape technique from the same master!
But halfway through, Lei Xier's hair color could not be changed back, and she opened her mouth and uttered a loli voice full of resistance, terrified and sharp:
"I don't want to go out!"
"No, you want to."
"Don't come in!"
"No, I want to."
"You laughed by yourself, it's none of my business!"
"Ah!
!"
The last scream was actually made by Lei Xier, who was usually very cold.
The scene was completely out of control.
Everyone stared at Xu Xiaoshou who escaped successfully, and then looked at Lei Xier who failed to escape, feeling that the world had become very exciting.
Ba Zunan took a deep breath.
He didn't care at first, and knew that everyone would turn a blind eye.
Now...
"That's enough, really! You two." Ba Zun'an clenched his other fist, his knuckles cracked, and his eyes twitched.
The world instantly returned to silence.
Lei Xi'er was stuck between retreating and not retreating, her hair was half silver and half black, and her second true body even held her breath, afraid to make a sound.
All the people who were awakened in the back didn't even dare to close their eyes anymore, as if closing their eyelids would make a loud noise, making everyone's attention fall on themselves.
On the dead silent Void Island, silence was spreading.
Ba Zun'an was about to speak again to break the silence, to show that he was very tolerant and could let bygones be bygones.
The void suddenly cracked a space crack...
Very slowly.
Very light.
The speed was like a turtle crawling.
It seemed that as long as this was done, no one could see it - all those who stared with their eyes wide open were blind!
A hand quietly reached out from the crack and gently poked the second real body's waist.
Then he began to stuff his fingers into his palm.
The first, the second...
After stuffing the fingers, he stuffed the small half of the wrist.
Eh? After finding that the capacity was not enough, the hand quietly moved to the left and stuffed the wrist belonging to Ba Zun'an into the left palm of the second real body...
Indeed, there was no sound at all.
But in the public eye, the silence at this moment was deafening.
"I have tolerated you for a long time!"
"Since the beginning of Tiansang Ling Palace, I have wanted to kill you!"
Ba Zun'an's eyebrows suddenly stood up, and after a loud shout, he summoned Mei Jiren's folding fan that fell to the ground, turned it into a sword in the air and stabbed it hard.
"Okay! Kill me! I deserve to die! I don't deserve to live!"
The second real body roared heartbreakingly, closed his eyes, and used the ultimate killer method, trying to retreat by advancing, and awaken Ba Zun'an's conscience.
After all, Ba Zun'an had a good character and could tolerate people's mistakes. Besides, Xu Xiaoshou had just joined the Holy Slave and agreed to be equal.
At the last moment, he stopped his anger and did not vent his anger on this innocent substitute.
Everyone felt that the heart that had been raised to their throats fell back to where it should be.
At this moment.
After Ba Zun'an withdrew his strength, the folding fan, which was no longer restrained by the power, opened up by itself with a "whoosh".
This sound was too harsh!
It was louder than the sound of Zuyuan Emperor Jie!
Everyone looked sideways and looked at the paper fan that was held high by Ba Zun'an by the tail.
The big characters on the fan were flying with dragons and phoenixes, so casual!
What everyone saw was:
"Okay, okay."
What Ba Zun'an saw was:
"Great, great."
Mei Jiren's heart twitched and almost stopped beating.
Ba Zun'an turned his head like a puppet and glanced at the immortal-looking Mr. Jiren.
The old swordsman had closed his eyes in advance, and there was another open paper fan in front of his face to cover his face.
Two big characters in bold ink on the fan:
"Sorry."
You didn't mean it either?
"Hmm." Ba Zun'an groaned, his chest bulged, and the corners of his lips overflowed with red.