Chapter 218 Bring My Machete, I'm Going to Kill Him!

Sometimes people can't do too much.

For example, Lin Yi is now in trouble.

So Lin Yi had no choice but to turn to the almighty QQ group for help.

2009 rookie chat group.

Lin Yi: "Almighty friends, I have encountered a very troublesome thing. Three girls asked me to teach them how to play basketball at the same time, and they all made an appointment for tomorrow. What should I do?"

Curry: "..."

Flynn: "..."

Harden: "..."

DeRozan: "..."

Lin Yi: "Not very beautiful girls, one is Scarlett Johansson, one is Taylor Swift, and the other is a girl who is still studying at the Film Academy."

Wangtian, Great Demon King, won't your conscience hurt?

Lin Yi felt that Harden might be more experienced with girls, seeing that no one responded to him, Lin Yi hurriedly chatted with Harden in private.

You have been blocked!

Fuck!

Circle you bastard, how dare Harden block me?

Lin Yi took out his phone, ready to talk to Harden.

"Hey! James, why did you block me?" Lin Yi asked.

"Ah? Who are you? James Harden forgot to bring his mobile phone when he went out to play. I'm his brother James La Deng. If there is anything, I can tell you." James Harden pinched his nose and said.

Lin Yi: "..."

Pull the lamp peat!

Do you think I can't tell it's you if you pinch your nose?

Lin Yi glanced at the schedule, winter melon skin and watermelon skin, if you want Harden skin, you guys will fly to New York for the next game, wait until we meet and see if I won't beat you to death.

Lin Yi felt that it was necessary to discuss with Lao De, and let the Knicks' defensive leader, Wilson Chandler, educate the bearded man.

But then again... what to do?

...

the next day.

Today is the offseason day of the Knicks. Elizabeth Olsen came first because she had been to Lin Yi's house several times and knew the route. About fifteen minutes later, Scarlett Johansson and Taylor Swift also came.

"Hey, Lin, you really enjoy yourself. Not bad, it seems that I can come to you for vacation in summer." Taylor Swift was wearing a Knicks jersey that Lin Yi gave her, but it's winter, please Is it okay for you to show your thighs like this?

And what the hell is coming to my vacation! Your mansion in New York can buy several sets from me, okay?

The scariest thing is Scarlett Johansson. The letters on the Knicks uniforms have completely swelled up. Lin Yi has never felt that the letters on the chest of the Knicks uniforms are so big...

Elizabeth Olsen suddenly felt that she was at a disadvantage, it was too fierce, it was too fierce!

The manager Zhong Muchen, who was going to report the good news to Lin Yi today, was dumbfounded as soon as he arrived at the villa.

"Uh... sorry to bother you!" Xiao Zhong slipped away resolutely, what the hell, this employer has something.

Inside the villa.

"What do you want to learn..." Lin Yi asked curiously.

Taylor Swift raised her long legs, and Lin Yi died due to excessive nosebleeds.

"I want to learn one-on-one, Lin, can you teach me how to do one-on-one?" Taylor Swift said, damn it, I originally wanted Lin Yi to write songs with him, but now the atmosphere, how to write songs what……

Scarlett Johansson jumped up, and the letters on the chest of the Knicks uniform she was wearing immediately came to life, one after another, continuously, Lin Yi died due to excessive nosebleeds.

"Lin, can you teach me how to layup and shoot?" Scarlett Johansson said.

Elizabeth Olsen blinked her beautiful eyes, "I, I can pick up the ball!"

So the happy basketball teaching began.

...

While Lin Yi was having fun with the three daughters, a paparazzi reporter named Bill George finally felt that his spring had come.

Peat, not easy!

From summer to winter,

Bill George would be waiting near Lin Yi's villa every day in order to take photos of the rumored Knicks star who was in the limelight.

In fact, there were quite a few reporters with Bill George at the beginning, about 20 people, but whenever they thought they could take useful photos...

What they saw was Lin Yi practicing boringly on the basketball court of his villa day after day.

There is no mistake!

Brother, you are an NBA star!

Can't you give us some tidbits to write about?

And what makes this group of reporters collapse the most is that whenever they watch until late at night and feel drowsy, there will always be the sound of bang and bang to wake them up.

At first they thought it was Lin Yi who brought some young model home to fight, but when they set up the long fake short guns and prepared to take a sneak shot... Damn it, Lin Yi started shooting again.

Brother, do you wake up at four o'clock in the morning?

And still playing basketball?

As a result, Bill George had fewer and fewer comrades in arms, and finally, unknowingly, he was the only one left.

Bill George is a stubborn person. He vowed to earn the manuscript fee from Lin Yi, so even if he was alone, even if the wind and sun were blowing, even if his jeans hadn't been washed for more than two months, even if his There was already a strange smell on his body, and he also steadfastly stood by Lin Yi's villa.

God rewards hard work!

It really is a wise saying!

Bill George burst into tears, "Hehe, it is said that Lin is still single, and these NBA players who are single represent unrestrained behavior. I got caught this time, right?"

Bill George put on a telephoto lens and started shooting.

Fuck!

Isn't that Scarlett Johansson?

This, such a cold day, she was wearing a Knicks jersey?

Bill George took an incredible photo: Scarlett Johansson was holding a basketball, and Lin Yi was holding her, fulfilling her dream of dunking.

"Bastard! How shameless! How shameless!" Bill George cursed fiercely.

etc!

Well, isn't that Taylor Swift?

Fuck!

Taylor in the winter...showing a pair of long legs?

Bill George took another incredible photo: In the picture, Lin Yi hugs Taylor Swift from behind...

You also said that the two of you are not a couple?

Bill George suddenly thought of the breakup of "Big Mildew" not long ago, which was proposed by Swift himself...

Bill George suddenly felt sorry for Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend.

"It's insane, it's shameless," Bill George said.

Eh?

Who is that?

Pooh, isn't that the little sister of the Olsen family?

Bill George felt that he must send these photos, Lin Yi is such a bastard!

Too beast!

Too insane!

...

"New York is great! I have to say, Oklahoma City is a bit small." After the Oklahoma City Thunder arrived at the hotel, Westbrook couldn't help complaining.

Durant nodded, but although New York is good, Durant's mind is on tomorrow's game.

This is the second time the Knicks and the Thunder have played against each other this season. Durant must prove that he is better than Lin Yi.

So he told his teammates early on that he would make crazy shots and score crazy points in this game.

The teammates only thought that Durant wanted to come to Madison Square Garden for a pilgrimage. After all, many NBA stars would explode inexplicably here.

Just when Durant was about to reject Westbrook's proposal to go shopping, Harden, who had already returned from a stroll, walked towards the two with a newspaper in his hand.

"Big news! Big news! This beast, Lin, dares to say that he is single. Let's see if I don't beat him to death tomorrow." Harden said indignantly.

Durant took the newspaper.

Then, Durant sneered, it seemed that the Knicks jersey could no longer relieve his hatred, "James, do you know where there is a machete in New York? The best one is 40 meters long."

Harden: "???"

"What's the matter?" Westbrook also took the newspaper, and after turning to the second page, Westbrook was not calm, "I think two machetes may be needed."

On the newspaper of "Roadside Society", the cover photo is Lin Yi holding up Scarlett Johansson and dunking a dunk, and there are a series of small pictures of Lin Yi and Scarlett Johansson embracing.

On the second edition, there are various intimate photos of Lin Yi and Taylor Swift.

The third edition was with Elizabeth Olsen.

For a while, Lin Yi became angry again.

And no one believed what he said in the interview.

"I'm really just teaching them how to play basketball." Lin Yi said seriously to the reporters.

Hehe, I'm afraid they are playing the other two basketballs, right?

"As for those hugs, I'm teaching them the correct shooting posture!" Lin Yi said seriously to the reporters.

Hehe, I'm afraid it's the correct posture on the bed, right?

"Really, I'm a good person, you have to trust me." Lin Yi was very innocent.

Hehe, the NBA is all good people!

One stone stirred up thousands of waves, Lin Yi didn't know at this time that a bigger crisis had arrived.

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