You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 935 What Kind of Sand Sculpture Plot Is This

Qing Yutong's guess was right, Ye Hua had indeed lived in the three-person world.

As the sky gradually dimmed, the seven of them rested on the grass not far from the road, lighting a fire and having a barbecue.

Of course, the job of hunting is handed over to the two sluts, so it's much easier to have the younger brother around.

A lot of physical work can be done for them.

Ren Yao is also used to it now, there is nothing wrong with being a younger brother, as long as you feel honored, this balances the situation.

Yang Haotian was thinking even more, even a master like Ren Yao would be willing to be a younger brother, let alone Dou Zun as a younger brother.

Five women were lying on the chairs, and there was a small table in the middle, and there were drinks on the small table. The two young men were servants throughout the process.

Qing Yutong ate the skewers and said suddenly: "I'll ask you a question."

Yang Haotian: "..."

Ren Yao: "..."

As soon as the two of them heard this, they immediately lost their composure. It was too shameless to ask once a day, and it should not be logical at all.

And to be laughed at.

The other four women are already ready to laugh, it's so funny, look at their shit-eating faces.

"Do you know why mice can fly?" Qing Yutong asked with a smile, that smile can be called a devil's smile.

Sure enough, Yang Haotian and Ren Yao were dumbfounded when they heard such a question.

Can mice fly? Was it me who boasted to the heavens?

Yang Haotian and Ren Yao shook their heads, expressing that they did not know.

"Fool, because the mouse will fly after eating the elixir, how stupid."

"Hahaha." The other four women laughed immediately, cooperating well.

The two men grimaced, your question is illogical, you have the ability to be logical.

Qing Yutong immediately asked again: "Why can snakes fly?"

Yang Haotian immediately raised his hand, hehe, if I still can't answer such a question, then I'll go eat shit.

"you say."

Yang Haotian said proudly, "That's because the snake also ate the elixir."

"Wrong, because the snake ate the mouse."

Yang Haotian: "..."

"Hahaha, you idiot." Ren Yao immediately pointed at Yang Haotian and began to complain.

Yang Haotian became ill in an instant, the tender laughter of the five women echoed in the night sky, who knew how happy they were.

Qing Yutong paused and continued: "Why do eagles fly?"

Ren Yao immediately raised his hand, it was too simple!

"Because the eagle ate the elixir, the mouse, and the snake!" Ren Yao began to feel complacent after speaking, look, I blocked your way, I must be smart, worthy of being a guardian, so witty.

"The eagle can fly." Qing Yutong said with a big laugh, and then laughed out loud while clutching her stomach.

However, Yang Haotian, who was still depressed just now, pointed at Ren Yao and shouted: "Haha, idiot, haha, idiot..."

Ren Yao's cheeky face is embarrassing.

You are too much, you are simply a bully, I will never play with you again, my mother said.

The daily molestation is over, everyone is eating delicious food and enjoying the mild weather in the south.

It's so comfortable.

However, at this moment, a strange sound sounded, which seemed to be the sound of footsteps.

The five women heard it, but they didn't care, and continued to enjoy it.

There is a Dou Zun here, and a marinated egg that can crush the Supreme Zun here, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

This is an invincible group, whoever comes will die.

From the darkness, three men walked out!

These three men were not good at first glance, with sabres held in their waists, their faces were grim, and of course they had smirks.

"Brother! Beauty!"

"Brother! Beautiful beauty..."

"I'm not blind, I don't need you to remind me! Also! We are a sneak attack, why are you making such a loud noise! ​​Are you mentally ill!"

Originally, Qing Yutong and the others were not curious, but after hearing such a conversation, they immediately became curious.

I just like to watch people with a sick mind, it can make my stomach hurt from laughing.

Yang Haotian and Ren Yao looked at the three of them with confused faces...

It seems that these three people are brothers!

It's just a pity for this brain...

"What a good plan you have broken!" The eldest brother said angrily, and he didn't hide, and stood up directly.

But the foot seems to be entangled by the branches.

Plop.

The whole face smashed into the grass.

"Hahaha!!!" The five women burst out laughing in an instant, even Yang Haotian and Ren Yao couldn't stop laughing, are these three ordinary people here to be funny? If they are here to rob, please show some momentum, okay? .

"Brother! Why are you lying down!"

"Brother, don't be cowardly, we can fight!"

The second and third brothers quickly helped the eldest brother up.

Fortunately, it was night, and the "blush" on the elder brother's face was covered up.

"Foot! Feet! Feet!" The eldest brother was really convinced, my feet were entangled!

The second brother saw that the eldest brother's feet were entangled.

Clang!

The second brother directly pulled out his saber: "Brother, I'll cut it off for you!"

The third brother couldn't help reminding: "Second brother, it's dark today, don't cut off the elder brother's feet."

"Hahahaha!!!" Even Brett laughed until his stomach ached, he had never seen such a weird thing.

The eldest brother's face froze: "No! I will do it myself!"

"Brother, trust my sword skills." The second brother patted his chest and said, looking very confident.

The third brother couldn't help but said at this time: "The last time the eldest brother asked you to practice sword skills, the result! You cut off both ends, but you can't cut the middle."

"Brother, trust me, I won't make a mistake this time!"

"roll!"

"Good."

Big brother has no choice, this face has been lost, only start from the momentum!

What is momentum! That is the moment when the knife is drawn, it can show a terrifying aura and scare the opponent.

The younger brother's aura of drawing his sword just now doesn't count.

The eldest brother barely stood up, covering the handle of the knife with his right hand, looking at the group of people from the corner of his eyes, he was still laughing.

Wait a minute so you won't be able to stop laughing!

Look at my big brother's sword drawing skills! Shock to you!

Clang!

With a flash of silver light, the eldest brother pulled out his saber, held it high, and looked at the group of people!

hey-hey! Sure enough, I was shocked by my sword drawing technique, so be afraid! You dared to make fun of me just now, it's so desperate, kill those two men later, and keep the beauty for yourself.

"Big... big... brother... you..." the third brother looked at the big brother and said intermittently, as if seeing a ghost.

And the eldest brother looked back, "F*ck!"

I saw the second brother covering his neck, looking at his elder brother with a shocked expression, as if saying, elder brother, even if my sword skills are not good, you don't have to do this.

Qing Yutong and the others were really stunned. When this guy was pulling out his knife just now, he cut off his little brother's neck by the way...

It's simply shocking, why such a plot happened, it's so shocking!

Qing Yutong felt that this younger brother's sword skills are not good, and this elder brother's sword skills are also the same.

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