You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 575: Big Bird Shit

This is the revival of Reiki, human beings are improving, and all animals are also improving!

In the Pacific Ocean, a luxury cruise ship is sailing in the dark, and the light it emits is very unique, like a candle in the dark.

In the wheelhouse, several crew members are checking the data to ensure safety.

The cabin door was suddenly pushed open, and a foreigner in pajamas walked in.

"captain!"

"captain!"

"captain!"

The captain was wearing a heavy padded jacket and glanced around: "Is everything safe?"

"Report, everything is safe."

The captain nodded, feeling relieved. This was his last voyage, and he was about to retire after that, so there must be no mistakes.

Drip...drip...drip...

At this time, the radar suddenly rang, which surprised everyone. There should be nothing else in this area of ​​the sea. Could it be other ships?

The crew immediately inquired, and when they saw what the radar showed, they were stunned.

"What's wrong?" the captain asked aloud.

The frequency of radar warnings is increasing, and it seems that a collision is imminent.

The captain panicked, ran over in a hurry, pushed the crew away, put his hands on the radar platform, and stared! The pupils suddenly dilated.

There is a shadow on the radar, showing that a huge monster is approaching rapidly!

"What is this!" The captain exclaimed, and all the crew members were at a loss.

Just when everyone panicked, the ship shook violently, and the huge monster was at the bottom of the ship!

The captain hurriedly ran out and stood on the deck, and then the lights could be seen, the sea was boiling, and a giant creature could be vaguely seen swimming.

"God, what is this..." The old captain broke out in a cold sweat, with a look of horror on his face.

"Captain! It's bad, the cabin is flooded!"

The captain frowned, walked in again and shouted: "Close the gate! Call for help!"

"yes!"

The captain looked at the dark sea again. At this time, the sea was calm, as if it had never appeared at all.

The morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year was sunny, and the warm sunlight shone into the bedroom through the window. I saw Qing Ya nestled in Ye Hua's arms, and the little guy Ye Yan actually crawled on his father's chest, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling... ·

"Why are you still sleeping! Something happened!" Donghuang Baizhi suddenly appeared beside the bed.

Ye Hua slowly opened his eyes, and saw his son and the saliva at the corner of his mouth.

Oh my god...why do you like to drool like his mother...

"Hmm~" Qing Ya groaned a few times, and opened her beautiful eyes: "Bai Zhi, you came early in the morning."

Ye Yan also opened his big eyes at this time, and seeing his father's fierce eyes, he was so frightened that he threw himself into his mother's arms.

"Look at this saliva, it's all inherited from you." Ye Hua pointed to the saliva on his pajamas and said helplessly.

Qing Ya coquettishly snorted: "That's your son too."

"I'll go... have you two heard what I'm saying?" Donghuang Baizhi was speechless, and was still discussing what the saliva was doing.

Qing Ya sat up and asked: "What's wrong?"

"You can tell by looking outside." Donghuang Baizhi said.

Qingya yawned, picked up her son, and pushed the window open.

Then... I was stunned, and rubbed my eyes, as if I saw a ghost.

"What a big bird..." Qingya murmured.

I saw a giant magpie flying in the air, like a Boeing 747 flying at low altitude.

Ye Hua also stood aside and watched, "Damn it, can the recovery of the spiritual energy make the bird grow so big?"

"This...what's the situation?" Qing Ya was very puzzled, she didn't know what to say at all, she couldn't be dreaming.

Donghuang Baizhi covered her forehead: "Ye Hua, Qing Ya, don't you two feel anything?"

"Wow! The aura has become much thicker." Ye Hua exclaimed. He deserves to be the one who has won the best actor, but he hasn't acted for a long time, so it's a bit exaggerated.

Qing Ya also felt it, and exclaimed: "This spiritual energy..."

"That's right! The spiritual energy has been revived." After speaking, Donghuang Baizhi looked at Ye Hua, as if asking if you did this spiritual energy recovery.

Ye Hua said calmly: "I had sex with Qingya last night, you ask her."

Qing Ya didn't feel embarrassed either: "Ye Hua was with me the whole time last night."

Donghuang Baizhi was a little embarrassed after hearing this, and gave her husband an apologetic look.

After all, Ye Hua's strength in Canglie Star is too strong, and Donghuang Baizhi can only think of this.

Ye Hua turned his head to look at the magpie in the air.

Suddenly the magpie pooped and covered the moving car...

The corner of Ye Hua's mouth twitched, luckily he didn't say he did it, the consequences of this were beyond his imagination.

"I'll go back and deal with it first, it's all messed up." After speaking, Donghuang Baizhi left the bedroom.

And Ye Hua and Qing Ya were standing by the window, watching the bird shit, it was like throwing a bomb, it was too scary!

Qing Yutong also barged in at this time: "Brother-in-law, sister, something serious has happened! Come and watch the news!!!"

Ye Hua and Qing Ya went downstairs, only to see Qing Ya's whole family was watching the news with shocked expressions.

For example, the tiger in the zoo has become a terrifying monster.

Although the monkey didn't grow bigger, it was extremely fast, and the supermarket has been occupied by monkeys.

The cruise ship was opened by an unknown creature, but there were no casualties.

Some people can push a car away, and some people can blow up an ATM machine with a single punch.

Anyway, in a word, it's all messed up! ! !

This is something unexpected and unexpected. I absolutely did not expect it to become like this. It is too exaggerated.

I don't know if I can take back the aura, I guess I can't...

It's easy to start a fire, but hard to put it out.

"It's all messed up...the financial crisis...we're going bankrupt..." Qing Huaxuan covered his forehead and let out a long sigh.

Qing Ya whispered: "Ye Hua, I have to help Bai Zhi, I will leave my son to you for a few days, Yu Tong, you will come with me too!"

After speaking, Qing Ya handed Ye Yan to Ye Hua, then took her sister upstairs, and hurried to Wuxu Realm.

Before Ye Yan could react, he was in his father's arms. Does mother want her? Throw yourself into dire straits...

Yan'er was so scared that he peed...

Ye Hua's face froze, and he felt a rush of heat, so he looked at it immediately!

The son actually peed.

Fuck the deity!

Ye Yan looked at his father in embarrassment, your father scared Yan'er to pee, don't blame me...

Just when Ye Hua was about to change clothes, a piece of news caught his attention.

"The news from this station is that a group of people who call themselves the Justice League have just stood up and used their powerful power to help people eradicate the scourge. At the same time, the same people have appeared everywhere. They call themselves... Cultivators!"

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