Chapter 519 I'm Too Difficult! (Please Subscribe)

"How do you catch a girl you already know 100% of the time?"

As soon as Chen Lang's question was posted, it immediately attracted countless melon eaters around the world.

joke.

Langshen did not directly refute the rumors on the Internet, which means that Ming Langshen really moved his mind to find a partner. Although this object may not be Xiao Xiaoai, there is no doubt that the girl Langshen is familiar with is not counted. a lot of.

That would be easier to screen. Some people think it's Xiao Xiaoai, some people think it's Zhao Tingyun, some people think it's Zhao Yusheng, and some people think it's a mess.

It can be said that anyone who has ever had contact with Chen Lang, as long as they are about the same age or single, has been guessed over and over again.

Even Zhang Mulan, who is now the vice president of Penguin, was not spared.

Of course.

This is also the reason why the authorities are obsessed.

Ninety-nine percent of people think that it is a matter of courtesy for Chen Lang and Xiao Xiaoai to hold hands and ride in the car, rather than a real affair. Otherwise, Chen Lang doesn't need to be secretive. Do you think it is Xiao Xiaoai?

After all, isn't it easy for the boss to soak up the secretary?

Everyone thinks so.

Who would have thought that Chen Lang was just struggling with this issue?

Looking at the comments of netizens, some people say that they spend money, some people say that they get the certificate directly, and some people say that they ask Langshen to be a WeChat friend and personally teach him how to pick up girls.

But there is no real meaningful answer.

no way.

Maybe many people are very good at chasing girls, but no one can guarantee 100% success.

Chen Lang himself is a master at seducing girls, otherwise he would not have won the title of a scumbag, but he did not dare to say 100%.

In particular, it's not that simple.

first.

She is an acquaintance. Compared with strangers, it is the most difficult to seduce an acquaintance. Strangers have a sense of mystery, curiosity, and a desire to find out.

But acquaintances are different, she knows what you want to do when you pout your ass.

too obvious.

Second, 100% success.

This condition congenitally limited many means, and also caused Chen Lang to have too many scruples.

no way.

In the past, flirting with girls was always looking for strangers, and the rabbits didn't eat the grass at the edge of the nest.

If you flirt with strangers, don't care about the outcome, just go up and flirt. You don't have so many scruples. If you fail, the big deal is to change someone else to continue. After all, it is impossible for a "scumbag" like Chen Lang to waste too much time on one person.

In Chen Lang's view of feelings, if you chase after a girl for three months and fail to catch up, then there is no need to chase.

Because liking and love are a kind of feeling, a kind of emotion, but it is not the same after a long time, and a long-term relationship is more of a kind of attachment that cannot be obtained.

It is said that what is not available is the best.

In fact, after too long, what you are chasing is not the person you liked back then, but the avatar you imagined.

The more you like it, the more you will make up your mind, and the more you will make up your mind, the more perfect the other party will be.

Thus, she became the so-called 'goddess'.

Then, I was unwilling to get it, and after I got it, I would suddenly wake up, Nima, this is different from what I thought at the beginning.

In the end, it turned out to be a waste of time.

Chen Lang felt a headache in chasing Xiao Xiaoai, because he found that this was an unprecedented challenge and it was too difficult.

Xiao Ai knows him too well, so if he goes up to flirt, Xiao Ai definitely looks at him with the scumbag's expression, and can see what he wants to do at a glance.

But it has to be guaranteed to be 100% successful.

If you fail, it's better not to chase.

The failed relationship is a psychological barrier for both parties. Even if Chen Lang doesn't say anything, over time, the relationship between the two may eventually become farther and farther away, and eventually it will become worse than it is now.

At that time, I really became the boss and secretary, and the division was clean and clear, maybe not even a word of concern.

It's too hard to be familiar with it and want to be 100%.

Double difficulty.

Perhaps it is a good choice to get the certificate directly, but Chen Lang doesn't want to force her.

No matter how the other party feels about him, forcibly to kidnap the other party and live with him for a lifetime will definitely hurt the other party.

Moreover, future marriages are not like this.

After human beings achieve immortality, the so-called marriage has changed.

It's more about feelings than about the so-called material and dead marriage.

Getting to know each other and working together, gradually changed from the initial passion of love to dullness, and then got used to the existence of the other party. Even if it is noisy, inseparable, and reluctant, this will be the mainstream marriage in the future.

The price of immortality is not the liberation of human nature and the freedom to do whatever you want, to mess around, to find excitement.

Human civilization has experienced this stage, and many, many people have gone crazy about it. They feel that, anyway, if you don’t die, you have to live a different life? marriage? lifetime? No, no, do you know how long a lifetime is? When two people are together for too long, they will become tired and impatient. We have to pursue freedom, and we can be with whomever we want.

People think so.

But in the end, people chose to return to ordinary after going crazy, making trouble, and being stimulated.

Some people paid the price for this, and many more people went to different lives because of these.

After the passion, insight into the world, be willing to be ordinary, live out one's persistence and extraordinary in the ordinary, know the righteousness in the ordinary, understand the truth, and do whatever you want without breaking the rules. This is the change of the longevity era after decades.

"I'm so hard!"

Chen Lang sighed and threw the virtual phone on the table.

Scum for two lifetimes.

But at the critical moment, he didn't know how to flirt with someone who should really flirt.

This complicated emotion really made him feel embarrassed.

Hesitating, indecisive, in a dilemma, neither moving nor not moving, only when he really pursued things with his heart did he realize that it was even more difficult than saving the world.

at the same time.

in the next room.

Xiao Xiaoai quietly hid in the blanket and looked at Chen Lang's Weibo displayed on the phone.

She couldn't help but feel uneasy.

What's the meaning?

Why did he post such Weibo at such a sensitive period? do you like yourself? Or is he trying to clarify the relationship in a civilized and polite manner?

Can't see through.

It should be clarifying the relationship, right?

After all, I'm just a little secretary, and I don't have any advantages. The advantage of being beautiful and having a good figure is an advantage to others, but it's definitely not an advantage in front of my own scumbag boss, it's just the most basic.

After all, the girls that this scumbag approached were all pretty and good looking.

The kind of girl who is ugly or has a bad figure, this scumbag won't even look at people with the right eyes.

For such a scumbag, his advantage is not an advantage at all.

And removing these, it seems that I have no advantage at all.

Thinking of this, Xiao Ai couldn't help but sigh, feeling a little lost in her heart.

It is impossible to like yourself, it must be clarifying the relationship!

I had something wrong yesterday, sorry, sorry, I'll make it up today.