No. 1094 Fengyun CP

Lin Feng originally walked out quietly. After hearing this sentence, his fingers paused and his face was confused for a moment.

But soon, he returned to normal.

Otherwise, if those two old Buddhas saw him, he would not be able to go out today.

After all, his mother could keep him talking about the child next door for a whole day and night without having to repeat the adjectives.

After Lin Feng came out of the house, he was still a little hesitant.

The thought of being suppressed made my resistance stronger than anything else.

He first lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall to smoke for a while. Then he thought about something and checked it on the Internet.

I typed the phrase "What should a man do for the first time?"

"Damn it, all these things are selling medicine." Lin Feng scrolled down the page and complained about the results. Really, does he still need medicine when he is young and energetic?

Huzi... probably doesn't need it even more.

The main thing is that if he buys medicine, he will suffer whether he is well or not.

It seems that Du Niang is not completely trustworthy.

Go to a website to find the answer.

Lin Feng moved his fingers and changed the website address again.

This time it was pretty good, there were a lot of answers.

But they are all instructions on how to create romance for girls, which is not suitable for him at all.

He can only post it himself.

After posting it, he added: "Two boys did it."

This post instantly went viral.

Countless people came to reply.

"You must buy everything, you know this, right?"

Lin Feng replied: "Can you give me some suggestions on construction?" Of course anyone who wants to buy a house knows this.

"You have to do foreplay so that the other person will feel comfortable. By the way, there is nothing wrong with your body. It's better to monitor it."

Lin Feng did not hesitate: "This is our first time.

no problem. "

"Then be gentle. If you are not gentle, the other person will feel pain."

Lin Feng finally found the point: "It hurts? How much does it hurt?"

"It hurts a lot, after all... you know."

Lin Feng thinks that I am a straight man who knows a lot about football. What’s more, you are so subtle in what you say. Do you dare to be more straightforward?

"Why doesn't the host say anything?"

"To be honest, I have a question now. Isn't the poster the one who is being suppressed?"

"When you say that, it does sound like it!"

"Lord, please speak quickly!"

Lin Feng was really stupid when he spoke. After knowing that it hurt, Lin Feng started to search for something else, and finally bought a small bottle of Erguotou in the supermarket.

To put it simply, after drinking alcohol, even if it hurts, it will pass if you endure it.

What's more, the last time he cheated, he was drunk.

Basically, I can't recall anything.

He thought for a while, this memory would probably become a dark history of his life. It would be better if it was a little more vague.

Yes, nothing wrong.

drink!

"Fuck, it's so bitter and spicy."

After Lin Feng took a sullen breath, he started to call Yun Hu: "I'm at the convenience store at the entrance of the community. Come out. I've got my ID card. Let's go get an F together."

"I've already opened it." The voice over there sounded lighter than usual, but there was a hint of something else mixed in the faint tone for some reason.

Just before Lin Feng wanted to hear clearly.

Yunhu has already reported an address: "Sheraton, 1821, come on."

Such speed?

We agreed to go together.

Lin Feng took another sip of wine and found that Erguotou drank too much. It tasted pretty good, but he was feeling hot all over.

After he was almost ready, Lin Feng jumped into a taxi and went straight to the hotel. After all, this kind of thing must be done in one go...

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