Chapter 989: The Glory of the King, Xishi Blows the Air Conditioner
I don't know why, but this summer is extremely hot. Even in the Canyon of Kings, there is a feeling of doom, and the whole body feels unbearably hot.
But fortunately, Xiao Yan is not an ordinary person, he can bear it.
Others can be like Panshi, they can't be moved by the enemy, but of course there is no enemy for Xiao Yan here, so he can just stay still.
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After all, his many avatars can eat ice cream at will in other different worlds, and even do whatever they want.
And the avatar here is honestly very good.
Thinking about it this way, time passed very quickly, and it was two years in a blink of an eye.
"What are you doing? Fishing here again?"
Suddenly a beautiful woman ran in front of Xiao Yan, she was so cute, her skin was of course white and tender, very perfect.
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "If the fish don't come, of course I won't be able to catch them. Why did you come?"
Xi Shi sat next to Xiao Yan and smiled, "Because it's boring."
Xiao Yan looked at her and said nothing, then she blushed embarrassedly and said, "I actually wanted to ask you, do you sell air conditioners?"
Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing. "Why are you so cute?"
Xi Shi got a little angry and said, "I'm not joking with you, what I said is serious."
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "What I said is also true, you shouldn't have come to me to ask this."
Xi Shi played with her temper and said: "No, it really shouldn't, but I'm so hot, I want to find those sisters, but they all went to travel to another world with your clone, what can I do?"
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "You heard that I have an air conditioner, who said that?"
Xi Shi blushed and said, "Don't worry about it."
Xiao Yan said: "I thought that all the beauties in the Canyon of Kings had been cheated by me, but I didn't expect you, a fish that slipped through the net."
Xi Shi said unhappily: "Your adjective really makes people feel that you are not respected."
Xiao Yan said: "Alright then,
I can sell you the air conditioner, but it's very expensive. "
Xi Shi said: "I have money."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "I won't take advantage of you either, so I'll sell it to you at a cheap price, 300,000 units."
Xi Shi immediately opened her eyes and said angrily: "You are stealing money, how can it be so expensive?"
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "I want to bring it from another world, so don't you pay for the shipping fee? Besides, even if I give it to you, will you install it?"
"I…"
Xi Shi blushed aggrievedly and said, "I don't have that much money, can I buy a cheap one."
Xiao Yan changed at will, and a floor fan appeared. Xiao Yan smiled kindly: "Then I'll sell this to you. It's cheap, only 30,000 yuan."
"30000--"
Hurrah, the sound of the fan was quite loud, it messed up Xih Tzu's hair, and her voice changed. She straightened her hair and clothes, and said helplessly, "I can't afford this fan, is there any cheaper one?" a little?"
Xiao Yan couldn't help but ask: "Then how much budget do you have?"
"I…"
Xi Shi blushed and said coyly: "I usually spend a lot of money, so I don't have much savings."
Xiao Yan said: "Be more specific."
Xi Shi suddenly didn't dare to look at Xiao Yan, she said: "I only have more than 3,000 yuan..."
Hahaha.
Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing at first, then looked at Xi Shi and said, "Three thousand yuan is actually not too little, and you can even buy a big piece of equipment in the Canyon of Kings."
Xi Shi blushed, she looked at Xiao Yan expectantly.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yan took out a small fan the size of a palm.
"Oh, for the sake of your beauty, this little fan should be sold to you at a cheap price."
"..."
Xi Shi immediately fainted, looking at the small fan in her hand, she didn't know what to say.
Turn on the small fan, although it can also blow wind, but this wind can't dispel all the heat at all.
"Xiao Yan, I..."
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Why do you regret it, then you give me the small fan, and I will return your three thousand yuan."
Xi Shi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then said: "I, can I buy an air conditioner in installments."
"What you said, you are pitiful, aren't you?"
When Xi Shi heard this, she was unwilling. "Where am I pitiful? It's not that I don't give money, installment, can't you still earn interest?"
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "It is true to say so, but if you install it in installments, your 3,000 yuan may not be enough."
As he said that, Xiao Yan gave Xi Shi an idea.
After hearing this, Xi Shi was immediately surprised and said, "What, you want to live in my house?"
Xiao Yan immediately smiled like an old man: "If you don't want to, then forget it."
Xi Shi didn't expect Xiao Yan to be like this. She clearly saw that he was very kind to the other beauties in the Canyon of Kings, so why did she immediately become different when he came to her.
Forget it, this is also very good, um, everything depends on myself.
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Then Xi Shi led Xiao Yan, the big bad wolf, into her home. It can be seen that Xiao Yan, the big bad wolf, moved very quickly, and started to help Xi Shi install the air conditioner.
After installing it, I didn't forget to say something. "Your family is very poor."
Thousands of arrows pierced the heart.
Xi Shi didn't want to pay attention to this man anymore, but she waited for a while, sweating profusely, but there was still no cool wind blowing, so she just asked, "Shouldn't this be blowing cold wind?"
Xiao Yan said with a smile, "You can still blow hot air in winter."
Xi Shi immediately said: "Then why is there no wind now?"
Xiao Yan said straightforwardly: "Because there is no electricity!"
"electricity?"
Xi Shi was puzzled and said, "Does the air conditioner still need electricity?"
Xiao Yan suppressed a smile and said, "Then, why don't we use love to generate electricity together."
This word love obviously has a little taste, even if Xi Shi doesn't need to guess too much, she can feel it.
So she blushed immediately and said, "Please be serious."
She immediately raised the palm-sized small fan in her hand and said, "Since you said you need electricity, then this one doesn't need electricity?"
Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing again and said: "I'm afraid you are stupid, there is a battery inside."
"Battery? What does this mean?" Xi Shi immediately dissatisfied: "You are so stupid, I don't understand, if I say something that you don't understand, will you understand?"
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Okay then, let's talk about something you can understand. I am omnipotent, and I can also help you create a power plant, but the price is a little more expensive."
"How expensive is it?"
Xi Shi asked curiously.
Xiao Yan said: "Very expensive, cheaper ones, about 3 billion yuan, more expensive ones, 30 billion yuan, or 300 billion yuan."
What Xiao Yan was talking about was a power plant, not that kind of diesel generator.
"..."
Xi Shi immediately stopped talking.
Time passed quickly for a long time, and then she said with a depressed face: "Forget it, I can't turn on the air conditioner, so I won't turn it on."
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Don't be so desperate, you can continue to install installments."
"I…"
If Xi Shi hadn't considered that she was a lady, she wouldn't be able to bear the swearing at this moment.
"Are you kidding, 3 billion, when will I install it?"
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "Actually, you have to think about it this way. If you install it in installments of 3 billion years, wouldn't you only need to change 1 yuan a year?"
"Huh!!"
Xi Shi seemed to have opened the door to a new world immediately, and then she looked at Xiao Yan in front of her with all her attention and said, "So it's still possible to do it in installments like this?"
Xiao Yan suppressed a smile and said, "It's not allowed in other places, but it's okay on my side."
Xi Shi said: "Are you so good?"
Xiao Yan replied: "Have I ever treated you badly?"
Xi Shi blushed and said, "But 3 billion years, will this be too long? I'm afraid I won't be able to survive that time."
Xiao Yan said: "It doesn't matter, you can pay it back in your next life and it will be the same."
"..."
Shih Tzu didn't speak again.
Xiao Yan said: "Come on, let's write a contract, as long as you sign it, you will be able to enjoy a cool air conditioner in the hot summer."
Xi Shi held a pen in her hand, but her heart was trembling. She looked up at Xiao Yan for a long time, and then said: "I always feel that you are lying to me."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "What can I lie to you? Even if I lie to your body, do you think your body is worth 3 billion?"
Xi Shi lowered her head and rubbed her fingers to think for a while, it seems that this is indeed the case, then she looked at Xiao Yan and said: "Since you have agreed to divide it into 3 billion years, then I want the best 300 billion power station. "
Xiao Yan touched his chin. "It's not impossible."
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "That's right, I may have sat for a long time, and my shoulders are a little sore."
300 billion, even in installments.
Xi Shi didn't expect this man to be able to agree so happily. She was stunned for a while, and then saw that he seemed to be implying something, and immediately ran over and smiled smartly: "Well, I'm very good at rubbing my shoulders and back. help you."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "That's fine."
Xi Shi's delicate little hands kneaded Xiao Yan's shoulder back and forth, that comfortable feeling. Comfortable.
Xiao Yan then smiled and said: "My throat is also a bit dry."
"Okay, I'll do it right away."
After Xishi said that, she immediately went to help Xiao Yan pour water, and by the way, she brought the good tea she treasured to brew for Xiao Yan.
After tasting the product, Xiao Yan said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad. For the sake of being so obedient, I will give you a contract."
Xi Shi looked at it seriously, 300 billion, 30 billion years in installments, 10 yuan a year.
She looked up at the air conditioner that had been installed, feeling a little tired, it was too slow, and she had to pay so much for a breath of cold air.
After signing happily.
Xiao Yan didn't hesitate either, he just snapped his fingers, and immediately a huge power station appeared out of thin air. People seemed very small in front of such a large power station.
Then Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Not bad."
Xi Shi looked at everything in front of her and said in shock: "This is too spectacular."
Xiao Yan said: "It's all trivial."
As he spoke, he switched on the electricity, and then, using the remote control, turned on the air conditioner for Xi Shi.
Immediately, the icy cold wind blew out.
It's so cool.
At this moment, Xi Shi was so moved that she wanted to cry, she paid too much for such a cool breeze.
"Well, it's not bad."
Xiao Yan asked with a smile.
Xi Shi said: "Yeah, I just have some emotions in my heart."
Xiao Yan asked with a smile: "What are you feeling?"
Xi Shi looked at Xiao Yan and said: "It is obviously such a difficult thing for me, but it is so simple in your hands."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "What's the matter, it's very simple."
Xiao Yan also said: "You should think about it, if you weren't a beautiful woman, I wouldn't bother you so much."
Xi Shi blushed, she was not stupid, she knew that Xiao Yan had other motives in doing these things.
However, she didn't tell the truth.
"Ah! It's still comfortable with the air conditioner blowing."
As Xiao Yan said that, he lay down on Xi Shi's bed.
Undoubtedly, Shih Tzu blushed immediately.
"Why are you so ignorant of whether a man and a woman will accept or not?"
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "What? I've done so much, aren't you allowed to lie down for a while? Forget it, I'll take the power plant away."
"Ah! Don't..."
Xi Shi blushed and said helplessly: "You are too bad."
Hahaha, when Xiao Yan laughed, the outside was immediately surrounded by male heroes.
King Jiji asked: "What is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"
Cheng Yaojin said: "I don't know, but it feels quite powerful."
"This thing is not far from Xi Shi's house, and there are wires leading directly to her house."
Di Renjie said: "If I'm not wrong, it's probably some girl-picking sage who is eyeing Xi Shi, who is one of the few beauties in the Canyon of Kings."
Sure enough, when Xi Shi came out, everyone saw the familiar face Xi Shi.
We are all familiar old neighbors.
Xi Shi didn't hide it either. She paid 300 billion to buy this power plant, and then spent another 30,000 to buy an air conditioner. In her home, it is very cool now.
King Jiji immediately said: "Air conditioner? What is this?"
Cheng Yaojin said: "It seems that Wu Zetian who came back said before that it seems to be something that can blow a cool breeze."
"We used to have Wang Zhaojun in the Canyon of Kings, and we could use her big move to cool down in summer. Now that Wang Zhaojun is gone, it's too hot."
"By the way, Great Sage Xiao Yan, look, can we also install your air conditioner."
"Look, I'm undergoing a sex reassignment operation now, is there still time to become a beautiful woman?"
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "This power plant is now owned by Xi Shi. Of course, it is a bit wasteful for her family to use it. Every family of you can install it. Let's see what she means."
Shih Tzu was very smart and immediately started to do business. "This power plant is too expensive, so we can sign a contract and we will pay it back together."
I heard that 300 billion yuan can be divided into installments of 30 billion years. Everyone also felt that it was quite new, so they agreed.
Also spent money on air conditioning.
Xiao Yan is supernatural, and the poles and wires are all installed automatically.
The homes of King Jiji and King Lanling soon used air conditioners.
"Sure enough, it's so advanced, this cool old grandson likes it."
Xi Shi started to do business and said, "Come, come, please pay the electricity bill first."
All the heroes in the Canyon of Kings are equipped with air conditioners, even if you don’t have money, there is no problem, and you can install it in installments.
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Everyone who has money still pays.
Sitting up from the oligarchs in the power plant, Xi Shi suddenly became the richest man in the Canyon of Kings, earning a lot of money.
Xiao Yan said with a smile: "You have become a little rich woman now."
Xi Shi looked at Xiao Yan, and was not happy for long, but said helplessly: "But, I still owe you so much."