Chapter 128: Marry a Beautiful Woman

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All right!

The little maid Qiao'er is also quite helpless. You are the lady and you have the final say.

I thought about how to give this poem to my new uncle in public.

Meanwhile, the atrium.

Wang Shouzhe sat on the stone bench in a leisurely manner and began to think hard.

To be honest, Yuan Rui's poem brought him a lot of pressure.

It stands to reason that as a time traveler, his mind is full of ancient poetry. If he pulls out any famous poem from the past, it will instantly kill Liu Yuanrui's poem.

But after all, this was his own wedding, so he still found a way to compose a poem by himself. Even if the work is not very good, it is still my own. I always feel that it is boring to use the poems I copied to coax my wife.

Liu Yuanrui and the others didn't urge him, they just looked at his brother-in-law thinking hard there with a smile. He knew that writing a poem was not easy, especially since making a good poem requires slow thinking.

At this moment.

The little maid Qiaoer hurried out of the backyard, squeezed through the crowd, and bumped into Wang Shouzhe hard.

"Oh, I'm sorry, new uncle, I was walking in a hurry, did I hurt you?"

Just when Wang Shouzhe was stunned, the girl cleverly put a piece of paper into his hand, and then winked at him, hinting that he understood.

Then she ran away.

This girl really comes and goes like a gust of wind.

This made Wang Shouzhe a little bit dumbfounded. It seemed that the man in the back couldn't sit still, so he asked a little maid to come over and help him write a poem to him.

Isn't this cheating?

Okay, okay, how can it be called cheating when a woman helps her husband?

This is called love!

Thinking of this, Wang Shouzhe felt a little touched and warm in his heart.

But Liu Yuanrui was stunned on the spot.

Wasn't that the maid Qiaoer who was next to my sister just now?

Do you think everyone is blind when you throw yourself into your brother-in-law's arms so recklessly and stuff a piece of paper?

Isn't this blatant cheating?

For a moment, Liu Yuanrui felt like he was bursting into tears. I, Yuanrui, have worked so hard to support my sister, why am I trying to cause trouble one by one?

If you say this is cheating, it's just cheating. The method is so clumsy and so blatant, how can he feel so embarrassed?

Can't the cheating method be more clever, so as to leave him some dignity?

Qiao'er's technique is indeed very clumsy.

The other brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law also saw this scene. But each of them pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if they didn't see anything.

This clearly shows that the man in the backyard is helping his future brother-in-law cheat. Who dares to say anything despite the power he has accumulated all the time?

Liu Yuanrui also said helplessly: "Brother-in-law, I think it's almost done. Let's start quickly?"

He thought that since the poem was written by his sister, he had to cheer for it no matter what, otherwise he would anger his sister and the consequences would be disastrous.

His younger brothers and sisters were also pretending: "Yes, brother-in-law is almost here, let's start."

But Wang Shouzhe shook his head and said, no, no, I haven't decided yet.

Liu Yuanrui rolled his eyes.

How long are you going to keep pretending? It's obvious that my sister is already helping you cheat, but you still say you haven't thought about it.

Okay, if you want to act, just act. Who told my sister to take action herself?

After a while, Wang Shouzhe finally stood up and said: "I have thought about it, Yuan Rui's poems are very good. My brother-in-law can only do his best to show off his ugliness."

‘Okay, brother-in-law, here’s one. "

The brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law shouted one after another, pretending to be looking forward to it. Everyone knows Wang Shouzhe's poem, but it was written by the sister in the backyard. No matter what, everyone just takes responsibility and applauds it.

I saw Wang Shouzhe pacing step by step in the atrium with his hands behind his back. After a few steps, he chanted the first sentence: "The goddess Xianque pities the common people, and she holds a halberd in front of the hall to guard the long night."

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When everyone heard this, a picture immediately appeared in their minds. It seemed to be about a goddess in her heavenly palace, worrying about the people in the world and dealing with mortal affairs. An immortal general holding a halberd was guarding the door of the palace. , spend the long night with her.

Before they could think about it, Wang Shouzhe recited the second sentence: "As time goes by hundreds of times, we will finally be able to unite our branches in the world."

The brothers and sisters began to understand. This is a story told. The elder sister is the goddess who worries about the common people, and the brother-in-law is the heavenly general who silently protects the people. In the end, the goddess descends to the mortal world for some reason, but she and her brother-in-law meet and get married by chance.

It sounds pretty good. It lifts my sister quite high.

Then they started to cheer loudly. This was a poem written by my sister, and it sounded quite interesting.

"No!" Liu Yuanrui was shocked, "This is not my sister's handiwork. It is impossible for my sister to compare herself to a goddess and her brother-in-law to a guard in front of the Night Watch Palace."

"So that's it?" The brother-in-law and sister-in-law came to their senses, but then again, the taste of brother-in-law's poem was not bad, but it seemed that it was still missing some flavor.

"It's not bad. If my brother-in-law has such a level, he is considered to be both civil and military."

"Yes, yes. Although it is a little inferior to Yuan Rui's poem, I hold my sister up very high." The Liu family also spares no effort in cultivating culture, and everyone has some appreciation.

"I passed the test, I passed the test." Liu Ruolei said with joy, "Everyone, get out of the way, don't delay the brother-in-law to pick up the bride."

Even Chen Fangjie admired him and said: "I didn't expect that Shouzhe is quite talented in poetry, half better than me."

Suddenly!

But Liu Yuanrui stopped him with a solemn expression: "Everyone, wait."

"Huh?" Everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yuanrui. Yuan Rui, aren’t you? Your brother-in-law’s poem is already very good, but you still want to embarrass him if it’s not good enough?

Liu Ruolei gave him a fierce and dissatisfied look: "Yuan Rui, don't go too far."

"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." Liu Yuanrui hurriedly raised his hands and said in surrender, "Brother-in-law, this poem is indeed not bad, but I think there is still something missing. Brother-in-law, is there another half of the poem?"

The second half?

Everyone was stunned. Yuan Rui seemed to have some truth to what he said, but the meaning of the poem was still incomplete, as if it was incomplete.

Everyone looked at Wang Shouzhe in unison.

Wang Shouzhe didn't show any pretense and continued to sing the second half of the poem: "I'm afraid my beloved wife will catch the wind and lie to her that the palace is cold."

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Everyone was startled and was brought into the brother-in-law's mental state. Just imagine, a guard in front of the palace who has been waiting for countless years is lucky enough to marry the goddess in his heart in the mortal world. This is naturally a great thing.

But he was also afraid that one day his beloved wife would eventually fly away, so he did not hesitate to trick his wife into saying that the Heavenly Palace was not good, and his panic suddenly showed.

"Okay, you are so afraid that your beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and lie to her about the cold weather in the palace." Liu Yuanrui applauded.

The others also applauded.

Later, Wang Shouzhe read out the last sentence that had been brewing for a long time: "Hand in hand, my children look forward to it with tears in their eyes, and pray that they will sleep together on the same pillow for eternity!"

As soon as this sentence came out.

Everyone was stunned, and in front of everyone's eyes, brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe held the hands of his children and watched with tears as the goddess sister was about to ascend, looking very reluctant to leave. You've even used this trick on your unborn children. Are you so shameless?

The last sentence is even more shameless, praying to sleep on the same pillow for eternity.

Doesn't this mean that my sister has to marry him for ten thousand lifetimes instead of just marrying him in this lifetime? Oops, that's so shameless.

There is a poem to prove it:

Goddess and fairy palace pity the common people

Standing vigil in front of the Halberd Hall for a long night

Years go by thousands of times

Finally got the world together

I'm afraid that my beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and go away

Lie that my wife is cold in heaven

Children hold hands and look forward to each other with tears in their eyes

Praying to sleep together forever

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Everyone was silent. This poem was certainly not a shocking work. But today's topic is, how to praise them Ruolan Sister more pleasantly.

There is no doubt that Liu Yuanrui's song of praise was very good and quite state-of-the-art.

But this song about brother-in-law...

This is no longer a boast.

But licking.

Unexpectedly, they were a couple, and the licking was so skillful and smooth and natural. This brother-in-law is truly a rare talent in the world.

"Alas~" Chen Fangjie put his hands behind his back and looked up to the sky and sighed, "Originally I thought that I, Chen Fangjie, was unparalleled in my licking skills. But compared with Shouzhe, it's like clouds and mud. I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"

"Woo~" Liu Yuanshan started to cry, crying very sadly.

"Brother Yuanshan, why are you crying?"

"I see."

"Brother Yuanshan, what did you understand?"

"I understand why I can't marry a wife."

"Brother Yuanshan, now that you understand, you can still be saved, so keep up the good work."

"I can't be saved." Liu Yuanshan ran away with tears, and hissed sadly, "Because in my life, I will never be able to compose such shameless, disgusting poems and D lyrics... Wuwuwu ~" His figure disappeared quickly as the crying faded away.

Everyone looked at his retreating back and couldn't help but sigh, Brother Yuanshan, you can't get a wife, not just because you can't compose Y poems.

Then, everyone worshiped their brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe. They would never be able to write this kind of poem.

Especially some sisters-in-law, they have already started to find paper and pen, and then copy the poem with blushing ears. Although the poem is not meant for them, it is wonderful to use it to savor it every night.

Holding hands, the children look forward to each other with tears in their eyes, praying to sleep together for eternity.

Brother-in-law is good or bad, hehe~

Even Liu Yuanrui bowed deeply to Wang Shouzhe: "Brother-in-law, I am convinced."

"Haha~ Cheng Rang Cheng Rang. Yuan Rui, you are still young." Wang Shouzhe was not thin-skinned. He patted his shoulder and said seriously, "When you grow up, your skills will definitely not be inferior to mine."

"Hey, where is Ruolei? This girl was quite energetic just now, why did she disappear all of a sudden? I still wanted her to lead the way."

"That's all! Send red envelopes."

Immediately, a whole box of red envelopes was brought in and distributed to brothers-in-law, sisters-in-law, nephews, nieces, and various juniors.

"Brothers, follow me to pick up the bride." Wang Shouzhe waved his hand, and his Wang brothers responded loudly, and they all walked to the backyard in high spirits.

The three levels have been passed, and it has been so beautiful, and the red envelopes have been given out, so naturally no one can stop me.

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Just as Wang Shouzhe and his party were walking all the way to the backyard.

The little maid Qiao'er has already reported this poem back. She is really very fast, coming and going like the wind.

Liu Ruolei was also traveling with her, and she said angrily: "Brother-in-law is too bad. Not only does he want to marry my sister for the rest of his life, but he also wants to haunt her for the rest of his life. He is really greedy."

As soon as she said this, everyone in the room looked at her.

Um?

Isn't it a good thing to express your love like this? Why is Ruolei so angry?

Liu Ruolei knew she had made a mistake and quickly shut up, but her heart was still filled with anger. What a great poem, why couldn't it be her turn?

Qiao'er said excitedly, "My new uncle's poem is really great. I'm almost in tears."

At this time, Liu Ruolan had copied the poem on paper and read it carefully twice. The more she read, the more she blushed.

He gave a light "spit" and commented: "It is indeed a bit frivolous."

Although he said this, his eyes were full of shyness and joy, his face was a little hot and red, and he murmured in his heart: "It's so shameless to hold hands with my children with tears in their eyes, and pray for us to sleep together forever!"

It can be seen that Wang Shouzhe's licking poem really licked her heart.

Between husband and wife, it's okay to be frivolous.

There is talk in this room.

A voice came from outside: "Miss, get ready, the new uncle is here."

At this time, Liu Ruolan had already put on the red wedding dress. Several aunts hurriedly put the red hijab on her head and asked her to sit on the bed.

"I have invited my new uncle to enter the boudoir to receive the bride."

Wang Shouzhe entered the boudoir as instructed.

Several beautiful middle-aged women looked curiously at Wang Shouzhe up and down, and couldn't help but praise: "My new uncle is indeed brave, handsome and talented."

The bride, covered with a red hijab, trembled slightly, but she restrained herself from peeking.

Wang Shouzhe was beaming with joy and greeted several aunts one by one and presented them with red envelopes.

Especially his fourth aunt Wang Liuzi and Wang Shouzhe secretly stuffed a big red envelope.

The fourth aunt Wang Liuzi was very happy and said hurriedly: "Shouzhe, why don't you hurry up and give me the golden bag of ten thousand treasures?"

Hearing this, Wang Shouzhe hurriedly took off the treasure gold bag from his waist, walked quickly towards the bride, put it into Liu Ruolan's hands, and said softly: "Ruolan, the auspicious time has come, come back to the Wang family with me. .”

In this treasure trove are some small things made of gold or jade, such as grains, fruits, fish, meat, and a small pure gold abacus, which represents that he has entrusted his future finances to she.

Liu Ruolan, whose head was covered with a red hijab, was holding the treasure gold bag. She was full of shyness and nervousness. She nodded lightly and whispered, "Yes."

Wang Shouzhe was overjoyed immediately and shouted: "Yuan Rui, why don't you come in soon?"

At this time, Liu Yuanrui walked into the boudoir, smiled and said, "Congratulations, brother-in-law, for finally bringing this beauty home."

"Thank you Yuan Rui for being merciful and being able to marry Ruo Lan. This is my great fortune, Wang Shouzhe." With that, Wang Shouzhe took out a big red envelope and presented it to her, "Yuan Rui, thank you for your hard work."

According to the rules, an unmarried brother-in-law must carry the sister into the sedan chair.

Liu Yuanrui took the big red envelope unceremoniously, patted his chest and said, "Okay, it's on me. Even though I'm weak, I've been exercising hard recently."

After saying that, he picked up Liu Ruolan and walked out of the boudoir.

Before he had even taken two steps, Liu Yuanrui muttered in a low voice: "Hey, sister, why has she become a lot lighter recently? She must be feeling sorry for me, Yuan Rui. I remember the last drill..."

But before he finished speaking, he screamed "Ouch" and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Sister, I was wrong."

Then he hugged his sister and ran out all the way.

Wang Shouzhe broke into a cold sweat. This kid was quite capable of seeking death. Naturally, he pretended not to hear anything and followed him step by step.

Later, he bid farewell to his father-in-law and mother-in-law in the main hall.

Only then did Yuan Rui carry the bride out of Liu's gate.

After a ceremony, the bride got on the eight-carriage sedan.

And Wang Shouzhe rode his ten thousand gold horse at the front of the team.

"Get up the sedan." After Gongsun Qiang shouted, the team began to walk slowly, leaving Shanyin amid the crowds of people saying goodbye, and headed for peace.

The returning team was more than twice as big as when they arrived.

The escorting procession led by the Liu clan was also huge. One carriage after another followed the team, all carrying Liu's dowry.

Looking at the size of the dowry, it really shows the Liu family's strong financial resources.

Wang Shouzhe wore a gorgeous wedding robe, rode on fire and stepped on the white clouds, walking at the front of the team, full of high spirits.

After two lifetimes, this is the first time I got a wife.

Starting today, he will welcome his new life.

One of the four great joys in life, the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, was slowly unfolding in front of him.

Really, when the spring breeze is triumphant, the horse's hooves are broken, and when life is triumphant, it must be full of joy.

The wedding night, here I come!

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