Chapter 965 Unbelievable Joke Life

"You're kidding me, you must be kidding me!" Little Wade laughed, and immediately began to defend himself. "How could I be a wanted criminal? Don't be kidding me, I'm a serious person. I've always done legal business, and I haven't even done anything like tax evasion, let alone being wanted. You must be mistaken!"

"Wrong? Impossible." With a chuckle, the little spider pinched his chin and said to Wade like this. "The very serious world security accident in Egypt, according to the news, there were a total of five prisoners. In addition to the Apocalypse that has been wiped out, Victor, Cable and Cyclops who were imprisoned have only one code name. Deadpool's mercenaries have not been captured yet. According to the description of the prisoner, this guy named Deadpool looks very similar to you."

"Like it? Maybe it's just a real resemblance. You know, a guy like me who wakes up every day with his handsomeness must have many admirers and imitators. Maybe it's just someone who worships his idol too much The guy in my outfit is just causing trouble. You know, this kind of thing can't be stopped."

Pulling the mask on his face, Little Wade said in an innocent tone. And suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he immediately said to the little spider.

"Otherwise, it's my friendship to help you this time, and it's not considered money. And for the sake of our good relationship, you should pretend you didn't see me. How about we see you next time?"

"Not so good!" Shaking his head, the little spider immediately showed a sly smile on his face. "You have to know, as long as I report you at this time and arbitrarily charge you with some crimes, you don't have to think about it for the rest of your life. In this era of comprehensive mechanized management, you don't even It is impossible to appear in human society without a trace. Therefore, if you want to have a better life in the future, then you can only choose to listen to me!"

"Listen to you? You let Uncle Wade listen to you?"

Deadpool stretched his tone, obviously having a problem with this request. Seeing his reaction, the little spider immediately spoke to him as he liked.

"Yes, listen to me. As long as you can help me send these people to a safe place. I can ask the above to give you a lenient treatment and temporarily lift the wanted order for you. Even if If you want, I can ask my superiors to give you a job with good salary and benefits. How about it, do you want to think about it?"

"I always feel that there is some kind of conspiracy in it. You don't look like a good person!"

A guy with deep sins in his soul who is a bit black and purple would actually say that he is not a good person, which really makes the little spider a little at a loss for what to say. If it weren't for the fact that this guy is a joke, and now he really needs this guy's help. Just based on these sins on his body, the little spider can give him a judgment eye. So at the moment, he could only speak to Wade angrily.

"I'm just giving you a suggestion. If you don't want to, it's up to you. But what about the consequences?"

This suggestion sounded very threatening, and after feeling the threat, Wade grinned, and finally put his shoulders on the little spider's shoulder, and smiled at him.

"Okay, my dear friend. Since the two of us hit it off so well, isn't this kind of thing non-negotiable? But can I ask first? If I agree to work for you, how will the basic salary be calculated?" ? Also, how do you calculate the rewards for missions? Weekly salary or monthly salary? Who will get the mission? "

"You have to discuss this kind of thing yourself with the higher-ups, and I'm only responsible for referrals!"

Slapping away Wade's hand, the little spider greeted the captain who was so frightened that he could hardly move, telling him to act as soon as possible. At this time, Wade also whistled, and shouted to the side of the river bank.

"Shakola, hurry up. I found a boat to go out! The ticket is free."

With this cry, Little Spider immediately widened his flaming eyes. He looked at the incomprehensible guy beside him in disbelief, and asked him in surprise.

"You still have accomplices?"

"Look at what you said, I'm the little Wade who is loved by everyone, and flowers bloom everywhere. How could it be possible that I don't have two or three reliable friends by my side."

Wade cupped his face shyly, making an unbearably coquettish and slut expression. At this time, the little spider's eyes were not on him at all, he had already set his eyes on the companion who was summoned by Wade's whistle.

First, it's a woman. It sounds a bit unbelievable that a guy like Wade who talks nonsense and cheap talk actually has a woman who is willing to stay by his side, which really makes people feel that something is wrong in this world. What is even more unacceptable is that this woman is also very beautiful, far beyond the standard of normal people.

The exquisite face, which looks extremely coquettish, makes people unable to bear to look away when they see it. And that near-perfect female figure directly raised her charm to an exaggerated level. Such a woman, theoretically, should give people a sense of debauchery. But the little spider didn't feel this way, instead she could feel a strange classic and nobility from her body. It's as if this is not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who has gone through thousands of years.

I have to say that meeting such a woman at this time is really surprising. Seeing her hugging Wade's arm as soon as she floated onto the boat, Little Spider's inner surprise deepened. He knew exactly what Deadpool Wade Wilson looked like.

The Skyhammer Bureau has collected many key information of various top secret organizations in the world. Among them, they also kept a complete record of the information about the x organization that had been forcibly disbanded. Among them, as a fugitive and wanted top-secret criminal, the information of Deadpool Wade Wilson is naturally to be known to anyone who has the ability to arrest him.

This is a death mercenary, a top figure who can skillfully use this killing weapon and is proficient in melee combat and knife skills. Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human being, not a character that even superheroes must fear.

What's really scary about him is that he's been experimented with by the X organization. Because he was suffering from cancer, in order to save himself, he accepted the genetic modification of mutants from the X organization. In a way, the experiment was a success. He got rid of the fate of death and successfully survived the disease. But he also failed, because the cancer cells spread throughout his body, turning him into an image of neither human nor ghost.

How should I describe that image? It's hard for Little Spider to say clearly, he can only say that if someone can look at his face and eat food, they can be regarded as a spiritually strong person.

And with such a face that people can't even eat, there is such a beautiful woman who is willing to make such an intimate gesture with him. He really didn't know what to say.

And as if seeing the confusion and incomprehension on the little spider's face, the woman named Shakola raised the corners of her mouth, showing a charming smile that made one's heart tremble, and then asked the little spider.

"It can be seen that you seem to be very interested in the relationship between me and Wade!"

"Uh, that's right. Are you familiar with him?"

Saying such words tactfully, the little spider expressed his inner curiosity while expressing that he did not intend to offend. To be honest, at his age, curiosity is really important. Since Shakola asked this question, he naturally hit the snake with the stick.

"Of course!" Shakola could understand what the little spider was saying, and she replied to him without any concealment. "Every part of Wade's body, I am very familiar with. In other words, I can play any tricks with him, any position. You should know what I mean."

"Understood, understood!" Faced with such a straightforward answer, the little spider suddenly felt ashamed. He really didn't see that this was such an open woman. At the same time, he had to admire this woman's heavy taste. What should he say about this feeling? Really love is invincible.

And at this time, Wade, who was listening to the two people's code words, came back to his senses. He first pulled his arm, and when he couldn't pull his arm out of Shakola's arms, , he could only shift his firepower to the little spider, and asked him maliciously.

"I feel something is wrong, why does it look like you are saying something bad about me!"

"This is your illusion!" Facing this question, the little spider would definitely not admit it. Of course, he also has his own explanation for his behavior. "I'm just telling the truth. Wade, touch your conscience and tell me, what does your face look like?"

"What do you want to say, balls that have been splashed with sulfuric acid?"

"Please, can you not use this yellow accent. Can we use a better adjective? Like, deep-fried golf balls?"

"Ah, I love this. This adjective reminds me of when my original face was white."

He patted Little Spider on the shoulder vigorously, and Deadpool showed him very rare kindness.

"You know what? I'm admiring you more and more. There are very few guys like you who I'm compatible with now. How about we take a moment to have a room and chat. Trust me, I'm a big fan of hips I am still very confident in shaping things." (To be continued.) ()

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