Chapter 308 The Gift of Mother-in-Law Chiyo (2)
With Zhang Miao's "expectation", Chiyo's mother-in-law seemed even more motivated. After eating a few fried scorpions, she hurriedly took Qianji back to the puppet material room.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Miao couldn't help grinning.
"Hee hee, that's pretty good too. With something to do, mother-in-law won't be too bored!"
"No, not at all!"
As soon as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Hai Laozang, who was sitting beside him, sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"Alas... Since this Thousand Machines appeared, my elder sister ran to study puppets and puppet art with her whenever she had time, and she didn't have time to talk to me anymore. I didn't even have anyone to talk to when I was fishing, it was so boring! "
"Huh?" Hearing Hai Laozang's words, Zhang Miao was stunned at first, then nodded, "I see, I'll find a way to solve it for you, old man, wait a moment!"
After speaking, Zhang Miao put down his chopsticks and went back to the room. After about two minutes, he reopened the door and walked out.
And when he came out, there was a person behind him. Judging from the appearance, this person was actually similar to Hai Lao Zang.
When he saw this person, Hai Laozang's eyes widened, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".
"This...is this me?"
It turned out that the person who followed Zhang Miao out of the room at this time was none other than the young version of Hailaozang!
Looking at Hai Laozang with a stunned face, the man immediately smiled at him.
"Hello, my name is Hai Xiaozang, please give me more advice!"
Hai Laozang: "..."
What the hell is Hai Xiaozang? The name is too random, isn't it?
Thinking of this, the corners of Hai Laozang's mouth couldn't help twitching twice, then turned to look at Zhang Miao who was snickering beside him.
"How is this going?"
"uh-huh!"
Hearing Hai Laozang's words, Zhang Miao immediately shrugged his shoulders.
"Did you say you were bored? Just let him accompany you in the future. Anyway, your interests, hobbies, and IQs are the same, and you will have common topics. In short, he has everything you have, and he can accompany you if you have nothing to do. You play chess, drink and drink, and watch the sunrise and sunset with you, how wonderful."
Hai Laozang: "..."
Ma Dan, it seems to make some sense, but why do I always feel weird?
But before Hai Laozang could figure out what was wrong, he was dragged back to the room by Hai Xiaozang who was recruited by Zhang Miao to play chess.
Seeing this scene, Gaara, who was busy eating fried scorpions, suddenly stopped, then looked at Zhang Miao, "Brother, that person just looked exactly like Grandpa Hailaozang, he is the son of Grandpa Hailaozang. ?"
"Uh..." When Zhang Miao heard Gaara's words, Zhang Miao was stunned for a moment, and then she couldn't help laughing, shaking her head hard while laughing.
"Haha, yes yes yes... That's right, he is the younger brother of Grandpa Hai Lao Zang, you can call him Uncle Hai Xiao Zang in the future, ha ha ha ha..."
Looking at Zhang Miao laughing, Gaara blinked her eyes in confusion, as if she didn't understand why Zhang Miao was so happy.
Gaara didn't know, but Ye Cang knew, so she immediately looked at Zhang Miao with a look of reverence, "Such an ability... as expected of the King of Pluto!"
Zhang Miao didn't know what Gaara and Ye Cang thought. After laughing, he threw off his cheeks again to "kill" the fried scorpions in the vegetable bowl.
After eating the fried scorpions, Zhang Miao wiped his mouth, then took out a pack of cigarettes from the system space, opened them, took out one and lit it in his mouth, and began to smoke.
"This is life!"
Seeing Zhang Miao smoking with a satisfied look on his face, I love Luo immediately pouted, "Brother, mother-in-law told you not to smoke!"
"Haha!" Hearing Gaara's words, Zhang Miao immediately smiled and patted his little head, "Brother isn't smoking cigarettes, brother smoking is lonely!"
"Lonely?" As soon as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Gaara frowned, "But why do you smoke when you are lonely?"
"Well...this is..." Hearing Gaara's question, Zhang Miao suddenly didn't know how to answer.
It's not because he can't find an excuse, but because he knows very well that no matter how he answers, Gaara will come up with other questions. This belongs to the "One Hundred Thousand Whys" series for children.
Faced with such a situation, Zhang Miao suddenly had an idea, handed Ga Ai Luo the cigarette in his mouth, and raised his eyebrows at him.
"No matter what, you have to try it before you know why, Gaara, do you want to try it?"
If it was a normal child, Zhang Miao certainly wouldn't instigate others to smoke. After all, cigarettes can do great harm to people's bodies, but Gaara is different, he is a man.
Human Zhuri is born with a very strong recovery ability, and Gaara is the human Zhuri of Ichio Morizuru, and naturally has such ability.
In Hokage's original plot, after Gaara became Shuri, the man of Shukaku, in order to suppress Shukaku's consciousness, he never slept.
This situation continued for more than ten years, until Shouhe was pulled from his body by the Xiao organization, and he had the right to sleep like ordinary people.
You must know that if a normal person does not sleep for ten consecutive days, the endocrine system will become disordered, and the internal organs will be severely damaged, and even life-threatening, but Gaara has not slept for more than ten years. What is the concept?
A person who can live well without sleep for more than ten years, the harm of cigarettes is naturally ineffective for him, so Zhang Miao dares to instigate him to smoke.
Looking at the cigarette Zhang Miao handed over and his encouraging look, Gaara hesitated for a while, and finally slowly extended his little hand...
As the saying goes, "It takes three years to learn well, but three days to learn badly." Especially with Zhang Miao, the pioneer of "repentance and tirelessness", Gaara's speed of learning bad has accelerated a lot.
So two months later, when Markey was ordered to check the stability of Gaara's seal, all he saw was a man with a wine bottle in his left hand, an unhealthy magazine in his right, and a cigarette in his mouth. I love Luo.
Seeing this scene, Maki's expression suddenly froze.
"This... this must be reported to Lord Fengying!"
Maybe it was Maki's report, or maybe it was because of Jialiu Luo's mother. After three months, Luo Sha personally came to Chiyo's mother-in-law's house to pick me up. When he came, he asked Zhang Miao for it. Two thousand cubic meters of gold dust were brought.
Of course, Luo Sha couldn't bring so much gold dust alone. He also mobilized thousands of ninjas from the hidden sand village, and it took three days to transport all the gold dust to Zhang Miao.
Seeing the mountain of gold dust piled up in front of him, Zhang Miao waved his hand with a smile, and put half of the gold dust into his system space.
Seeing the half of the gold dust suddenly disappearing in front of him, Luo Sha's heart was suddenly shocked, and the look in Zhang Miao's eyes was filled with awe.
"Such a method is really not something that humans can have. Even if it is not a god, it is not far away!"
Looking at Luo Sha's awe-inspiring eyes, the corners of Zhang Miao's mouth turned up again, and at the same time, her heart blossomed with joy.
"I'm all scared like this. If it wasn't for the lack of space for me, I would have packed all the two thousand cubic meters of gold dust away, and you won't drop your chin by then? Quack quack..."