Chapter 979: Hold It Back, Don’t Laugh!
Chapter 979: Hold it back, don’t laugh!
Yu Yuehan: "..."
Yu Yuehan: "Don't want to hear the story?"
"I was wrong." Nian Xiaomu Miao was scared.
"My mother has RH-negative blood. She suffered a massive hemorrhage when she gave birth to me and almost didn't survive. In addition, the second child has a higher chance of hemolysis. So after I was born, my father was determined not to let my mother have another child."
Yu Yuehan seemed to have remembered something funny, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
"In my grandma's words, my dad is like a highly vigilant Tibetan mastiff. If there is any disturbance, he will immediately rush to my mother's side and circle around her, worrying that something will happen to her. It was also from that time that the Yu family began to pay attention to rare things. People with blood type.”
It was also at that time that the Wen family began to receive support from the Yu family.
Nian Xiaomu looked envious, "The most handsome man is a man who loves his wife. I kind of like your dad now."
Yu Yuehan: "..."
So, why did he agree to tell her a story?
Create a love rival for yourself?
Or his biological father?
Yu Yuehan cleared his throat and lowered his eyes slightly, "My father only has one advantage: he loves his wife. Most of the time, he has many disadvantages."
Nian Xiaomu: “For example???”
Yu Yuehan: "He only likes his wife and doesn't like his son. I haven't slept with my mother since I was weaned."
Nian Xiaomu: "..." I feel like laughing, how can I break it?
Yu Yuehan: "When I was young, I had a homework assignment called 'My Dad'. I went to find him. He said he wanted to accompany my mother to the concert and didn't have time. He gave me a thousand yuan and asked me to go to the door. My security uncle helped me write it."
Nian Xiaomu: "..." Hold it in, you can't laugh!
Yu Yuehan: "I have been alone since I was a child. I was a bit lonely. When I was a child, I saw other children having younger brothers and sisters. I ran to my parents to ask my parents to give me a younger brother. My father was so angry that he almost jumped up and told me this for the first time. bad language."
Nian Xiaomu's eyes widened.
Take a deep breath.
His nostrils were so big that they turned into pig snouts, and he asked excitedly, "What's the curse word?"
Yu Yuehan imitated his father's tone at that time and roared: "You idiot, if you hadn't had a child to fulfill your grandparents' wishes, you would still be a tadpole now, worrying about whether you would be thrown into the trash can. Not enough? You want a younger brother? Who are you trying to piss off!"
After Yu Yuehan finished his roar, he looked at Nian Xiaomu with an aggrieved look.
Waiting for her to say that she was disappointed with his father, or that she felt sorry for him and comforted him.
Then what we waited for was——
"Hahahahahaha!"
A string of devilish laughter came from the mouths of the people around him.
Due to extreme excitement, the body is accompanied by uncontrollable twitching, which can be simply summarized as: laughing twitching.
He kept patting his thighs.
Laughing till tears came out.
"It's so, so funny... Hahahaha, your dad is really my idol, I'm going to die laughing, double click 6666..."
Yu Yuehan: "..."
Fine, he probably has a fake fiancée.
He couldn't laugh.
Nian Xiaomu didn't know how long she laughed. She was laughing so much that the red wine in her glass almost spilled out, and she finally stopped reluctantly.
He glanced at the dark-faced man and tried to stay calm.
He coughed twice and reached out to pat his shoulder.
He spoke with sincerity and sincerity.
"Thinking about it from another perspective, you should feel happy. Your parents are so loving, which many people cannot envy. You live in a very happy family. I hope you can inherit your father's advantages!"