Chapter 515 This Wine Is Really Undrinkable
It's still the same bamboo forest, but without Xu Menglang and Lin Xiyan, there is one more Zen.
"Who are you?" Zhu Mei looked at Zen Miao with an inexplicable expression and asked.
Zen Miao went directly to Su Chen's side, and took his arm affectionately: "I am his woman!"
Su Chen was secretly startled, Miao girl, when did you become so direct?
Those who ignored me a few days ago are starting to take an oath of sovereignty now?
Don't even ask for my opinion?
Did you study Sichuan Opera? The face changed so quickly!
The pig girl was taken aback, and then immediately started haha: "So it's my sister-in-law, so don't be too polite, let's drink!"
Zen Miao was not too polite, picked up the wine glass and... popped it out.
"What kind of wine is this? Is it for people to drink?" Zen Miao couldn't accept it, but she still liked sister Zhu's words very much, so she took a sip to avoid trouble, and then pushed the wine glass to Su Chen. before.
"Sister-in-law, you can't drink enough, you need to practice more."
Pig girl laughed, and fought with Su Chen.
This time Su Chen didn't mess around and continued mixing the water of life. If it was just Linglong drunk, he could barely accept it.
"Let's drink less today, and you still have to attend class tomorrow?"
"Listen to lectures? What's so good about it? I slept all day today, and I will continue to sleep tomorrow. The people of the Holy Heaven Sect like to talk about the truth, and I don't like to listen to it." Pig girl said very capriciously.
Su Chen was so ashamed that he fell to the ground like a young and crazy boy.
After drinking three altars of Linglong in one hour, Su Chen was finally overwhelmed and forced to resign.
"It's boring." Zhu Mei pouted and said, "You can go, but you have to save a few bottles for me of the water of life yesterday."
Without further ado, Su Chen bought a few boxes for her from the mall.
Only then did Miss Zhu cheerfully let Su Chen go.
When he returned to the residence, Su Chen was still a little shaky when walking, and it was Chan Miao who supported him all the way back.
Zen Miao helped Su Chen to the bed, and said angrily: "You have nothing to fight with her for wine, who doesn't know that God of War Pig Girl is a famous wine barrel, and she once drank hundreds of strong men alone , in the wine world, who heard the words "God of War, Pig Girl" and fled without getting lost."
Zen Miao brought hot water and helped Su Chen wipe it with a wet towel.
The Zen at this time is quite a bit like a good wife.
With the strength of wine, Su Chen pulled Zen Miao into his arms: "Xiao Miaomiao, I want to eat your saliva."
Chan Miao's delicate body trembled, and she said with contempt on her face: "You are so disgusting, I will ignore you."
After saying that, Zen Miao shook off Su Chen, and ran away angrily.
Su Chen still wanted to catch her, but he was so drunk that he couldn't stand still, and fell directly to the ground.
After a while, Su Chen stood up while emptying out the alcohol.
"What did I do just now?"
Shaking his head, Su Chen didn't bother to think about it, so he yawned and went to take a shower and sleep.
In the early morning of the next day, Su Chen was kicked awake again by a crystal clear foot.
Looking at the pig girl who was sleeping beside him, Su Chen blinked his eyes blankly.
This seems to be sister pig's room...
What the hell did I do last night?
Also, why are my underpants on Piggy's body, and why is he wearing Piggy's knickers?
God, tell me what's going on!
"You...why are you on my bed?" Zhu Mei suddenly woke up, clutching her chest and staring at Su Chen blankly.
Seeing Su Chen wearing her bloomers, she immediately scolded: "Pervert! What are you doing! How can you do this! I'm still a child!"
Su Chen is at a loss for words now, but he still has to explain.
"Would you believe me if I said I don't know anything?"
"you……"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Saint, the Fa conference is about to start, it's time to get up."
In the room, Su Chen and Zhu Mei met each other's eyes, silent.
"Stop shouting, the saint must still be sleeping. Last night, she drank with that Mr. Wu until late at night, and she probably won't wake up for a while."
"Hey, that Mr. Wu is really pitiful. He fell asleep and was dragged over by the saint. I saw the saint fill him with wine. One pour was a whole pot. Mr. Wu is a man of the sea. The strong man vomited blood forcibly."
"Hush, keep your voice down, don't talk nonsense. You know the temper of the saint. Now she is away from home and there is no master to control her. She has completely let go of her nature. I saw that Mr. Wu wanted to leave last night. The saint I stopped him with a butcher's knife, and cut him several times, I was terrified, but fortunately, Mr. Wu seems to have practiced diamond iron bones, and his body is invulnerable, so there was no trouble."
"Mr. Wu is the trump card of the Wan Yao Kingdom. If the dark horse contestant in this small knife test meeting dies in our hall of talismans, it will be troublesome. The Wan Yao kingdom is so powerful that we can't beat our hall of talismans in a few minutes." Get it flat."
The conversation outside the door was still going on, Su Chen understood everything, he narrowed his eyes and stared at Zhu Jingjing without saying a word, just stared at her like this, looking at her, Zhu Mei really felt guilty, and the whole person beat Shuang Seemed to be stunned, lowered his head and whispered: "I don't remember what happened..."
Seeing her aggrieved appearance, Su Chen couldn't bear to blame her any longer, and said, "Give me back my pants."
Pig girl quickly shrank under the quilt, threw out Su Chen's invincible underpants after a while, and said, "Mine...forget it, you take it away."
Holding the invincible pants, Su Chen didn't know what to do, and disappeared with a teleport.
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Su Chen had already returned to his residence at this time, changed his clothes and was ready to go to class.
At today's Dharma conference, the one who came to give the lecture was Dharma King Lei Yin who had appeared before, and what he was talking about today was the human body's divine treasure.
The so-called divine possession of the human body refers to the five major organs of the heart, liver, spleen, lung, and kidney. These five organs support the life of the human body. However, most practitioners do not value the strengthening of the five internal organs. King Lei Yin pointed out some alternative Argument, according to his description, the potential of the five internal organs of the human body is very huge and worthy of further development.
On the basis of the Five Great Divine Treasures, Dharma King Leiyin expounded some relatively novel theories, such as the five special meridian circuits contained in the Five Great Divine Treasures, such as the causal correspondence between the Five Great Divine Treasures and the Sea of Consciousness.
These arguments are very difficult to understand, but if you study them carefully, you will find them quite reasonable.
"The mysteries of the human body are endless. No matter how powerful the cultivation technique is, in the final analysis, it is to rely on the power of the heaven and the earth. Only by strengthening the divine treasure can one obtain the evolution of the life level. Hope you know."
After finishing the teaching and preaching that lasted for five hours, Dharma King Lei Yin turned into a thunderbolt and shot straight into the sky, and left.
Today was another fruitful day. Su Chen closed his eyes and was sorting out his thoughts when suddenly the pig girl appeared in front of him again and laughed, "Want to drink?"
Su Chen opened his eyes, full of helplessness.
Are you still here?