Chapter 825 Really·Drinking Soda without Hiccups, Isn't It Just a Waste of It!
Kaz Kaz Kaz ~ ton ton ton ~ burp ~.
When he heard this hiccup, Nick Fury went crazy. He felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat!
Because there's probably no one on Earth who understands what Black Bolt's hiccups mean better than Nick. That means the coming of a catastrophe!
Nick could no longer stop Black Bolt King from hiccupping. He heard the crisp belching sound. Nightcrawler was sitting directly opposite Black Bolt King. If the power leak caused by hiccups directly blasted Nightcrawler into scum, Nick would have no choice. matter.
He can't care about anything else now, anyway, he doesn't know Nightcrawler very well. At most, blame Nightcrawler for the mistake when explaining to Frank afterwards.
In an instant Nick had already figured out how to deal with Nightcrawler's funeral [Black Bolt King likes to drink carbonated soda, I warned Nightcrawler that he couldn't take such a risk even if he liked it. But he always felt the need to take a risk, and he used his life as a bet to run this plan. He is great and admirable. 】
Well Nick has already thought up the eulogy. Anyway, how do you support Nightcrawler? Although I don't know him very well, and I don't like Nightcrawler very much. But he is going to die, so I don't have to be stingy with some words of praise.
It would be right to praise him that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth. Of course, this matter has to be killed as Nightcrawler's personal wish. He definitely didn't encourage him to send carbonated drinks to Black Bolt. I just provided the information to Nightcrawler, and the final decision was made by Nightcrawler himself!
Nick Fury has already figured out how to remove himself from this matter. And the time he had to think about all this was very, very short. Almost at the moment when Nick Fury heard Black Bolt's hiccup, he had already thought about all this before he made a standard protective posture of rolling over and falling down.
Nick Fury rolled directly to the side with a beautiful tiger landing. He wanted to avoid the attack range of Black Bolt King, and tightly protected his black face. He wanted to wait for the moment when the roar of energy stopped.
One second, two seconds, three seconds... Nick Fury quietly waited for the moment when the energy roar subsided, and counted the seconds silently in his heart. But counting and counting, he found that there seemed to be something wrong. Ten seconds have passed why nothing happened?
During the ten years of getting along, Nick has also seen the appearance of Black Bolt King. If it was the roar of the Black Bat King, the earth would tremble three times. Why is it so peaceful today? Didn't even raise a little dust?
Just when Nick Fury was wondering, Nightcrawler's voice came from the side: "I said Director Nick, are you practicing a certain tactical move? Or something similar? Or did you discover something? The situation is using the legendary long-lost earth listening technique?"
No, shouldn't Nightcrawler be dead? Nick Fury turned back a little puzzled, and then saw Nightcrawler and Black Bolt lying on the window of the restaurant looking at him with great interest. (I must be stupid the way I am now, Nick thought.)
Nick Fury got up with a dark face (though no one could tell) and dusted himself off. With a dark face (still no one could see it), he walked in the direction of Nightcrawler and Black Bolt.
And while walking, he asked: "What trick are you playing? Is this trick fun? Let Black Bolt use a generator to synthesize falsetto to amuse people?"
Nick was a little annoyed, he felt like he was being played. Surely it wasn't Black Bolt himself hiccupping just now, but his falsetto with a voice synthesizer. The mouth definitely didn't make a sound, maybe it was just a cooperation. It's like lip-syncing at a concert.
For Nick Fury's questioning, Li Jie shrugged and patted Black Bolt on the shoulder. Black Bolt winked at Li Jie, and then said to Nick with an electronically synthesized voice: "You just thought I was lying?"
"Huh~" Nick let out a breath of foul air: "Black Bolt, can you stop playing this childish game when you are too old? I was so scared that I had a heart attack just now. You just faced Nightwalk A real hiccup would have killed him. If something happened to him, I don't know how to explain it to his friends and relatives!"
What Nick said was sincere, but he didn't know how to explain it to the friends of Nightcrawler? Lie ghost! Just obviously thought of all kinds of rhetoric.
Li Jie responded noncommittally: "Oh, then I really appreciate the director's concern."
And Black Bolt smiled at Nick, and then drank the remaining half of the bottle of Jianlibao in his hand, tons, tons, tons.
Black Bat King took a breath after drinking the Jianlibao in one breath, and the black one-eyed dragon clearly saw that Black Bat King's throat started to move. Although the black one-eyed dragon has only one eye, his observation ability is sharper than many people with two eyes.
This time the distance was so close that he could keenly observe the movements of Black Bat King's throat muscles. Damn, this is no joke, Black Bolt is really going to hiccup this time.
Nick Fury only had time to yell at Li Jie: "Lie down!" Then he had no time to care about Nightcrawler.
Because Nick Fury made another beautiful tiger landing and rolling sideways 3600 degrees. If it is diving, the difficulty factor must be at the level of an Olympic gold medal.
"I hope I can escape this catastrophe, one second, two seconds, three seconds..." Nicky felt what some people said [people feel that time passes very, very long before dying, almost Seconds are as long as hours, and even an entire life can be recalled in a flash. 】
Nick Fury has this feeling now, he only counted twenty seconds and it was really as long as twenty seconds. I seem to be counting fast? In fact, it should have only been two seconds, right? Nick Fury thought so, protecting his bald head and black face.
Until he heard a business, paji~, this is a certain hooded man lying on the window sill with a bitter smile, but in the end because his shoulders shook too much, he didn't lie on the window sill. It fell directly from the inside of the restaurant to the sound from outside.
Now that the sound has been made, the hooded man and the black-bellied king (the word is correct) can't bear it anymore. They pointed at the direction where the black one-eyed dragon was doing the tiger's landing pose and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahaha! It's just smashing! Hahahahaha!"
The Black Belly King (the word is not wrong) pointed his index finger in Nick's direction, and he burst into tears with a smile: "Did you take a picture just now, Nightcrawler? I want to save the video as a souvenir. Me and Nick- We have known Fu Rui for nearly twenty years. He has always been unsmiling. I gave him a funny toy for Christmas and he never smiled. I always thought he was a cold man, but I didn’t expect his [Laughing Fruit] to be so good! I could laugh at this video for a year! Hahahaha!"
Li Jie, who fell to the ground, was too lazy to get up. He just sat on the ground and hugged his stomach while beating and laughing: "It's filmed, it's filmed. Hahahaha! I need to give this video to Rogers Take a look at the captain. Let him see that his old superior also has a very humorous side!"
Nick Fury's face is extremely black now (but still no one can see it). He already knew that he must have been played by these two guys. Let alone Nightcrawler, I heard that this guy has always been heartless.
But how did the mature and stable Black Bolt King get involved with him? And also accompanied him to perform? The act of pretending to hiccup just now is so real, even I was deceived.
wrong! Black Bolt really hiccupped just now, but it didn't cause any energy leakage! Nick Fury caught the key point, he looked at Black Bolt and Li Jie (mainly at Li Jie) in disbelief and asked Li Jie loudly: "What did you do to him (Black Bolt) What?"
Sitting on the ground, Li Jie shook his body from side to side and shook his shoulders, and said in a very serious tone: "Yo~ yo~ What else can I have? I just let people experience the pleasure of hiccups."
"Drinking carbonated soda can't cause soda burp? What's the point of drinking soda like this?" Li Jie said solemnly: "Drinking soda without burping is like eating lamb skewers without cumin. It's tasteless. I'm just helping It's just that Black Bolt has regained the joy of life."
Nick: Huh?