Chapter 758 We Don't Want to Either!
Regarding Strange's hair loss, Li Jie lit wax in his heart and mourned for a few seconds. Until Strange was carried out of the basement by Li Jie and poured him a glass of water to let him relax.
Strange was still trembling in disbelief, and his tone was flustered: "Oh my God, I'm starting to lose my hair. And it's a large area of hair loss. Damn it! Do you have a source of radiation at home?"
He stared fiercely at Li Jie, and Li Jie naturally shook his head: "How is it possible, if there is a source of radiation, how could I still live here? Isn't it afraid of mutation if I live here?"
After Li Jie said this, he felt a little weird. The people living in this house seemed to be almost mutated.
"I have no problem with my diet, I have no problem with rest, and I haven't cast a wrong spell. Why do I have such a large area of hair loss? It's unscientific!" Strange scratched his temples that started to lose hair, and he brought out Some hair, which made him hysterical.
"I don't want to be bald, I can't be bald! It's so ugly to be bald like Wang! I don't want to be like him."
Li Jie forcibly pushed the crazy Strange back to his seat.
Li Jie noticed that Lan was standing on the steps, she seemed a little surprised that Strange had such a strong reaction. In Kamateki, it is common sense for male mages to have less hair, what is there to be surprised about?
Li Jie gave Lan a look [It's all your fault, it's driving people crazy]. Lan also returned a look innocently [I didn't think of it either].
Strange didn't notice the eye contact between the two, he just continued to growl hysterically: "There must be a problem there, it must be! I want to find the reason and eliminate it! I can't lose my hair!"
This is a man who values his personal image more than his life. From the fear of Dum in his heart, it can be seen from his expression that he never changes his face.
The noise Strange made was too loud, and Sif, who had been practicing swords in the backyard, was also attracted. Leaning against the wall of the corridor, she asked Lan who was standing on the stairs, "Are all the male mages in Kamateki so fragile now? It's like killing them if they lose a little hair."
Sitting on the stairs, Lan propped his face with his hands and said in distress: "No, everyone else is fine, but he is the only one who has become like this. I obviously just want him to build up his confidence."
Fortunately, Lan's voice was very low, and Strange's San value was also very low now, so he didn't even notice what Lan was saying.
Li Jie felt that it was necessary for Strange to return to normal, so he pressed Strange and said loudly: "Listen, listen! Let me tell you, I tell you to listen!"
The huge roar brought Strange back to his senses for a while, and Li Jie stared into his eyes and said, "You just lost your hair because of too much mental pressure recently, okay? This is a very normal phenomenon. The young man doesn't have a lot of mental pressure, you are not the first and you will not be the last."
Strange's lips trembled: "But, but I don't want to do this..." Li Jie suspected that he heard Strange's sobs.
He could only say helplessly: "Okay, okay. My great doctor, the archmage. Losing your hair doesn't mean you lose the whole world, okay?"
Strange disagreed with Li Jie's words: "But saving hair loss is as important as saving the world, okay?"
Forehead? Why are these words so familiar, as if I said it before? Li Jie recalled a little. He shook his head: "Well, what you said makes sense. But now that technology is advanced, even severed limbs can be regenerated, so what's the big deal about hair loss?"
Strange frowned: "You mean?"
Li Jie slapped him on the shoulder: "Dawn 101 hair tonic! It is sold in major outlets around the world, and the cure rate for hair loss is as high as 99.999%. You will not be that unlucky one in ten thousand!"
Strange regained his energy immediately: "You're right, you're right. I don't have time to be sad here now, I need to act." After saying this, he ran into his basement like the wind.
Then, accompanied by the sound of tinkling bells, after a while Strange appeared in front of Li Jie with a huge package on his back.
Li Jie looked at him in surprise: "What do you want to do?"
"Line up!" Strange said as it should be: "Don't you know how difficult it is to buy Suguang 101? Suguang 101 hair tonic and Suguang skin repair magic water are in short supply in the global cosmeceutical market. The prices on the black market are almost five times higher than those on the regular market, and the supply is in short supply."
"This profit is comparable to the drug trade. I heard such stories when I went to South America. The hard currencies accepted by South American gangs include: US dollars, euros, gold, drugs, and then Suguang 101 and Suguang Magic water. They are using Suguang 101 to settle funds for underground transactions!" (Note)
"I heard that Dawn 101 and Dawn magic water set delivery coupons worth five hundred dollars can be exchanged for an Uzi submachine gun on the black market. Or it can be exchanged for drugs of the same price, I heard from other Doctors Without Borders members. : You can’t afford to mess with people who use Sugon’s products to pay for underground transactions in South America!” Strange said these stories in a serious manner.
Li Jie felt that his jaw was about to drop to the ground. If what Strange said is true, wouldn't the Illuminati and others make Suguang Technology products contribute to the prosperity of the gang from a certain angle?
We just want to save hair loss and skin beauty while saving the world! Li Jie cried out inwardly.
When he saw Strange carrying big bags and small bags on his back and preparing to go to the business outlet to queue up overnight, Li Jie grabbed him: "Wait, you should stop queuing up. You don't know how to queue up like this." When will Sugon Technology’s shipments not be enough, although it has been increasing production. Especially in the New York and Los Angeles areas, the demand is astonishingly large, and you may not be able to buy it even if you queue up all night.”
Strange looked at Li Jie and said, "But what if I don't line up? It's hard to buy this on the black market now."
Li Jie patted himself on the chest: "Leave it to me, my relationship with Tony is okay, I will ask Bald Buster to provide you with professional services. I promise to return your beautiful hair."
Strange: "Really?"
Li Jie's chest slapped loudly: "Really! I will do what I say!" Strange burst into tears with excitement: "Thank you so much!"
Faced with Strange's outpouring of true feelings, Li Jie felt a little embarrassed. He could only fly away, he should go to Tony and ask him for some hair tonic first!
But Li Jie didn't expect that when he went to help Strange get hair tonic, he would meet Dr. Ethan, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and he changed a lot.
PS: Explain the marked place, the inspiration of Sugon Technology products becoming underground currency, or the stalk comes from Lego.
According to urban legend, Lego is the underground currency of gangsters, and a fifty-dollar Lego coupon can be exchanged for ten dollars of drugs. A complete set of technology Lego bricks can be exchanged for an AK47.
Of course, I do not recommend that readers try to use Lego to redeem these.