Chapter 618: A Good-Looking Donkey

Wang Ningxiu asked excitedly: "Then, did the director choose both of you?"

Xie Feng shook his head: "How can it be."

As he spoke, he took a big mouthful of powder and spoke slowly after swallowing it.

"The plot of the story is like this. The character I acted in is a cannon fodder. The first scene is a dystocia, and then the heroine gives birth in the delivery room. The hero holds her hand, crying with snot and tears. 'I know I'm sorry for you, but I love Qianqian, we divorced after the child was born, we let each other complete each other'."

After Xie Feng finished speaking, Wang Ningxiu froze.

What kind of devil is this?

What kind of anti-human line is this?

Wang Ningxiu really couldn't imagine the scene of Su Luan playing the scumbag male protagonist, so she shook her head hurriedly, trying to shake that weird thought out of her head.

"He won't succeed in the audition!"

Xie Feng stopped his powdered movements: "I was lying down and acting in great pain, he rolled his eyes at me and told me not to bray like a donkey."

Wang Ningxiu: "..."

Although.

but.

I want to laugh a little.

What's the matter with being a little lucky?

Wang Ningxiu suppressed a smile: "What's your name?"

Xie Feng cleared his throat: "Just Ou-ah-Ou-ah-" It hurts so much.

Before the word "good pain" came out, the whole class fell into a deathly silence.

Except for the two oohs that are still echoing.

Xie Feng: "..."

Wang Ningxiu: "..."

Shen Lingxi has heard the whole process: "..."

"Xie Feng, I'm in a good mood this morning. I'm learning how to bray while eating noodles."

In the morning self-study, the English teacher came to patrol the class, and suddenly saw her "proud student" returning to school, and wanted to come over to say hello.

Before he walked in, he saw his bowl of hot and sour noodles with red oil floating in it.

Just when he was about to mention a few words to him, he heard the horrific braying of a donkey.

Facing the gaze of the whole class, Xie Feng raised his head with difficulty, making the English teacher smile.

"It's not bad, you're very energetic after participating in the competition." The English teacher was amused by his expression, "I think you performed well in donkey meowing, why don't you add some English and put on a little stage play for everyone."

! ! !

Xie Feng looked at the English teacher with a dazed expression.

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The English teacher frowned slightly: "Take care of the vegetables on your teeth."

Shen Lingxi couldn't hold back any longer and laughed outright.

After having a beginning, the whole class burst into laughter.

In full view, Xie Feng was invited to the podium, and as an idol who debuted in a dance talent show, he came on stage to perform a stage play for everyone.

Standing on the podium, Xie Feng's mind was full of Ou ah how to translate.

then.

"ah... ah... ah... I can't."

The 360 ​​stereo surround sound sounded, and the students in the class laughed.

"Damn it, your brother Feng is still your brother Feng, hahahahaha, I don't agree with this English translation unless it is grade eight."

"Help, I still think his milk salt idol, hahahaha, what the hell is this?"

"My abs are about to burst out of laughter, how could it be so funny."

The English teacher was obviously also uncomfortable, and smiled and asked him to get off the podium.

Xie Feng walked back to his seat expressionlessly.

When he saw Wang Ningxiu and the others looking at him, their expressions were constantly twitching, as if they were about to foam at the mouth, Xie Feng took a deep breath.

At that moment, Shen Lingxi seemed to see cracks on his face, and... There was nothing to love.

Shen Lingxi patted him on the shoulder: "Even if you are a donkey, you are still a good-looking donkey."