Chapter 874 This Candy... Has Expired for Two Years!

"Fuck, what's going on?"

At the headquarters of a certain forum, a group of staff members were stunned.

They were working, and a zombie suddenly appeared on the computer screen squatting in front of them and shitting, and suddenly a dog popped up acting like a baby, and someone threw shit at them...

A group of staff members were both amused and shocked.

Then, they watched their computers all crash into a state of paralysis.

Then, the lights of the entire building flickered, clicked, and all power was cut off.

Not just this forum, there are many newspapers, many websites, all of which have the same situation.

And all of this was naturally done by Xiao Nanyu and Chen Huai. After they finished all this, they drank a glass of wine and then clapped hands.

"As expected of my apprentice, beautiful!"

"As expected of my master, amazing!"

Then, one big and one small went out from this room.

"Master, my mommy has not only been attacked by the Internet, but in reality, there will be people who go to trouble mommy, so I may have to go back!"

Xiao Nanyu looked up at his master with the appearance of a little adult, and reached out to pat his master's shoulder, but found that he was too short to pat his master's shoulder at all.

So, the little guy had no choice but to pat the back of his master's hand.

Accidentally, the little guy patted Master's ass.

Xiao Nanyu: ...

Chen Huai:? ? ?

"Cough, I'm sorry, I made a mistake." Xiao Nanyu said, "Master, you, you, you... what are you doing, are you going to cry again?"

"Woooooo...my apprentice spanks my ass, my apprentice spanks me!"

Chen Guangtou suddenly flattened his mouth, the world's number one crybaby hacker, almost passed out from crying.

Xiao Nanyu raised his forehead: ...

why why!

Isn't his master a man?

His master is still a middle-aged man!

Why is it always so dizzy and crying?

"Master, have you reached menopause, or else, I'll buy you some male health products?"

The little guy is very sincere and cares about his master very seriously.

He swears that he is sincere and does not mean any ridicule. He really cares about his master, that's why he said this.

However, what Xiao Nanyu never expected was that Chen Huai cried even harder. He finally saw what is called storm crying. Master, this is simply a tornado, a hurricane-like cry.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"Do you think I'm in menopause, am I old? Are you mocking me?"

"Wooooow, I don't want to live anymore, I'm going to die, let me jump off a cliff!"

"No, shall I hang myself? Will it look better if I hang myself?"

"No, or cut the pulse?"

...

The corner of Xiao Nanyu's mouth twitched, and his face was covered with black lines.

Excuse me, why is Master so sensitive, I am in a hurry, wait online!

It took the little guy a long time to take out a mint that he picked up casually in a 4S shop before, opened it, and stuffed it into the master's mouth.

Then, the little milk bag took a lot of effort and told the master that this candy was in a very distant country. He ate it and thought it was very delicious, so he brought it back for the master to eat.

After a lot of talking, Baldy Chen stopped crying and looked at his apprentice with teary eyes.

"Really? It's just this one brought back from abroad, just for me?"

"Yeah." Xiao Nanyu nodded in a stormy manner. On his small face, the expression was as real as it needed to be. It was as sincere as if it was brought back from a pan of oil and brought back from the mountain of swords.

"Didn't you take it casually?" Chen Guangtou remembered the suffocating incident at the banquet.

"Absolutely not, I promise, I brought it back specially for you!"

While talking, Xiao Nanyu thought to himself: Although I didn't buy it specially, but I brought it back from another country... It seems that I kept it in my pocket for a long time, and I forgot to take it out when I washed the clothes...

Can this candy still be eaten?

It should be fine with wrapping paper, right?

Sugar should never expire, right?

cough--

It should be fine, yes, nothing will happen.

Such a small sudden sugar, eating it will not cause poisoning.

With just a piece of candy, Xiao Nanyu coaxed the master well.

Then, the little guy returned home.

And Baldy Chen was miserable. He had a stomachache that night, and lay half dead on the bed, drenched in water, so weak that he asked Qin Ruchen, Doctor Qin, who was hanging the water for him, "What's wrong with me?"

"What did you eat? It hurt your stomach. What kind of unclean thing?" Qin Ruchen asked expressionlessly.

Baldy Chen burst into tears, "I didn't eat anything except the candy that Xiao Yu'er gave me!"

"Is it this candy?" Dr. Qin took out a candy wrapper from his pocket, looked it over and over again, "I picked it up at the door of your studio...it's been two years out of date..."

Bald Chen: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L l l L L L , I need first aid!"

"Hahahaha——" Doctor Qin couldn't help but laughed unkindly, "Little Yu'er is indeed our treasure, so cute!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo_

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Nineteenth floor.

In a tall and luxurious conference room, a group of people were sitting, and the chief was a middle-aged man.

A middle-aged man with great temperament, he just looked at everyone with a serious face.

He didn't speak, but the aura on his body was very oppressive.

"Give me a way, I want to join Rongrong's support club!" Xuanyuan Nantian said solemnly, "I tried yesterday, but they wouldn't let me join, saying I'm a fake fan!"

At the conference table, the nineteen highest-ranking members looked at Xuanyuan Nantian in bewilderment.

"Fan club?"

"Boss, what do you want to do with Missy's support club? If you like Missy, I'll rob you and bring her back!"

"There are also those who curse, I will send some people to do them all, and let them go to the king of Hades!"

"That's right, it's such a simple thing. If you snatch the eldest lady back, all problems will be gone. What about adding a fan support club?"

"Miss doesn't need to enter the smoky place in the entertainment circle, and she doesn't need money, and she doesn't need anything! There are so many uncles like us, so raise her!"

Xuanyuan Nantian looked at everyone.

"No, we have to do it step by step, we can't scare Rongrong all at once!"

"You're twitchy, you're still not a man!" Lan Ling rolled her eyes.

"I'm just a man, so I have to take my time, and I can't scare my Rongrong. Besides, I haven't learned how to be a father yet, I have to learn how to be a father, and I need to know my daughter. The fan support club knows a lot about Rongrong Things, I have to join in!"

Xuanyuan Nantian still had a serious look, but when he mentioned his daughter, his aura became much gentler.

Everyone is silent.

Is this the sadness of a middle-aged father?

Afraid that you don't understand your daughter?

However, these uncles are not afraid to go to their young lady's side!