Chapter 2706 Just Call the Past (Began to Indulge in the Original God to Build a House)

As a movie, The Lord of the Rings has many flaws.

It seems that the wizard fights with special effects not as good as the martial arts movies in the 1980s, and the rote plot development, but these are small details, so it’s okay to ignore them.

But the biggest and deadliest loophole appeared in the last part of the Lord of the Rings——Frodo took the Lord of the Rings to Mount Doom, he boarded Mount Doom, and came to the passage leading to the center of the volcano, and then Frodo All you have to do is walk into the passage, come to the center of the volcano, and throw the Supreme Lord of the Rings down.

However, a completely unimaginable problem arose at this time.

That is, this passage leading to the center of Doomsday Volcano doesn't even have a gate!

No guards, no gates, nothing! Frodo just walked in so swaggeringly! !

Seeing this at the time, Fangzheng was completely stupid. No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't understand what Sauron was thinking. It's not that he doesn't know that Doomsday Volcano will destroy the Supreme Lord of the Rings. Logically speaking, even if Sauron doesn't destroy such a dangerous place, it should be sealed off.

And the Doomsday Volcano is not far away in some remote corner that he can't reach, it's right under his nose! !

Even if this volcano erupts frequently and there is no way to put a guard, is it difficult for you to pull a team of orcs to block the gate with stones? ah? Is it difficult?

You're not going to remake the ring, so why are you keeping it? Reminiscing about the past?

Isn't Sauron dementia?

To be honest, Fangzheng lost all interest in the movie when he saw this at first. It's as if you worked hard to beat the game, and finally found that the boss at the end of the level is actually mentally retarded. This can be said to be the worst game design. So much so that the player may not even be in the mood to fight the final boss, just exit and delete the game.

Do you fight against this kind of mental retardation, don't you feel that you are also mentally retarded?

This is simply an insult to your IQ.

But Gandalf and the others were quite serious about Fang Zheng's complaints. Indeed, if you think about it carefully, how could Sauron not care about Mount Doom? That was his only dead spot, and no one would take it lightly. If, as Fang Zheng said, Sauron blocked the Doomsday Volcano, it would be really troublesome.

Soon, everyone made a decision. Rohan's reinforcements and the Gondor army set off immediately after a short rest, heading for Mordor --- the so-called coming and going, they also have to use their own strength to make Sauron and Gondor Mordor behold their will and determination!

In this way, a group of people came to the black gate of Mordor, which is the entrance of Mordor, and it is also an extremely strong fortress wall. The soldiers lined up and stared at the front in silence. But Gandalf, Aragorn and others rode forward and came to the black gate. Then, Aragorn shouted angrily at the gate.

"The Lord of Darkness has appeared! We will punish him on the spot!!"

"........."

However, facing Aragorn's roar, Heimen didn't respond, but Fang Zheng next to him yawned instead.

"You can't shout like that, let me do it."

While talking, Fangzheng looked towards Heimen and coughed.

"Alsa...cough cough, no, Sauron! The blood debt of the people of Middle Earth is due to you! Come on, coward! Come out and die!!"

As soon as Fangzheng's voice fell, a gap was slowly opened in the black door in front of him, and then a faceless man on a horse came out from it. He came in front of the crowd, and then spoke.

"My master, the great Sauron, sends his greetings to all of you."

Then he scanned the crowd in front of him, and his voice suddenly became much lower.

"Who of you gangsters is going to negotiate with me?"

Hearing this, Gandalf snorted coldly.

"There is nothing to talk about with such an unfaithful villain as Sauron. Tell your master that the army of Mordor must be disbanded. He will be driven out of this land and never return!"

"hehe."

Hearing Gandalf's answer, the faceless man sneered.

"Father Greybeard, just right, I have something to show you."

As he spoke, the monster picked up a mithril half body armor from his hand and displayed it in front of everyone. Seeing this half body armor, everyone's expressions suddenly changed. Then the half-orc sneered, and threw the half-body armor over. Gandalf took it and stared at the half-body armor in his hand.

"No, Frodo!!"

The hobbit who was seated behind Aragorn now shouted, and Gandalf gritted his teeth and gave a roar.

"Quiet!"

"Frodo . . . !"

"Quiet!!"

Hearing Gandalf's roar, the hobbit closed his mouth, while the faceless man on the opposite side looked towards them triumphantly.

"So that hobbit is so important to you. He was tortured at our hands. Who would have imagined that that little man could bear such pain? And he suffered, Gandalf... the pain is so painful."

Faced with the words of the man without a face, the expressions of the fellow members of the Fellowship of the Ring became stiff, livid and ugly, and Gandalf even had tears in his eyes and said nothing.

At this time, Fangzheng's voice sounded again.

"Okay, it's really boring. Who are you fooling with these things?"

"Ok?"

"What did you say?"

Hearing Fang Zheng's words, the faceless man suddenly turned his head to look at him, while the latter was sitting slantedly on the motorcycle with his arms folded, looking at him bored.

"Come on, stop bluffing here. If you really have the hobbit, why don't you show us? What's the use of bringing out such a rag? If you really want to Hit us with something useful, like sticking that hobbit's head on a spear, or hanging his body by a rope before the black door, isn't that better than fooling someone with a rag? "

Speaking of this, Fangzheng yawned again. He now doubts that Sauron has the halo of subduing wisdom. Why are these people so stupid, they believe everything they say? Just such a piece of torn clothes, what can explain the problem? In fact, being able to only take out clothes but not people is already a good example of the problem.

"you……………"

Hearing Fang Zheng's ridicule, the faceless man wanted to say something else. At the same time, Fang Zheng raised his right hand, and a pistol appeared in his hand.

"boom!!!"

The upper half of the faceless man's head was directly overturned under the huge impact of the bullet, and the fragments of the skull mixed with the brain were scattered, while his body shook on the horse, and then fell to the ground.

"Okay, the negotiation is over, waste of time."

Fangzheng lowered his right hand, narrowed his eyes and looked forward.

"Get ready to fight."

Accompanied by Fang Zheng's words, the huge pitch-black iron gate slowly opened. Behind the iron gate, tens of thousands of fully armed half-orcs were stepping forward. The Eye of Sauron was shining like the sun on his servants.

Seeing this scene, Aragorn, Gandalf and others hurriedly retreated, preparing to command the army. Fang Zheng, on the other hand, still stayed where he was, watching the half-orc army gradually approaching in front of him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a smile.

"Okay, I'm tired of playing Total War, now let's play Wushuang... I don't know who will kill Sauron faster, me or Frodo? Well, the mission objective: put the Lord of the Rings in Frodo Destroy Sauron before Mount Doom!"

Whispering to himself, Fangzheng stretched out his hand and pulled out the big sword from the motorcycle, then he accelerated suddenly and rushed towards the half-orc army in front of him!

"gentlemen!!"

Seeing this scene, everyone immediately shouted in surprise, but Fang Zheng didn't care. He directly bumped into the half-orc warrior standing in front and went deep into the depths of the enemy. The pitch-black motorbike rampaged like a roaring ferocious beast, and the half-orcs in front of him were knocked away one by one.

Facing Fangzheng's attack, the half-orc army immediately moved.

"Hurry up, hurry up and block him!!"

A half-orc general brandished a whip and roared loudly, and then saw two monsters as huge as giants striding out of the army, rushing directly towards Fangzheng. Seeing the huge monster rushing in front of him, Fang Zheng sneered, and then swung the big sword in his hand suddenly, the roaring flame storm mixed with sword energy immediately knocked all the orcs around, and then Fang Zheng jumped up , Hold a big sword in your hand and chop it down!

"boom!!!"

Accompanied by the impact of the flames and the huge explosion, the half-orcs all around retreated one after another, and the half-orc general who was the first to bear the brunt had no time to resist, and was directly split in two by the sharp blade that fell from the sky.

At the same time, Fangzheng stood up and swung the big sword in his hand.

"The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes!"

While shouting, Fangzheng swung his sword again and looked forward. There, the half-orc warriors gathered again and rushed towards Fang Zheng.

"Let you see who is the real Three Kingdoms Warriors!"

Accompanied by Fangzheng's roar, the next moment, the flame storm emerged again, sweeping across the entire army formation with a howl.

Looking at the scene in front of them, Gandalf, Aragorn and the others were stunned. They stood still and looked at the figure in the distance who was showing off his might and rampaging among the orc army. In front of him, those half-orc warriors were ruthlessly harvested like grass. Whenever Fang Zheng swung his sword, dozens of half-orc warriors could be seen falling down like harvested wheat. He is like a walking humanoid storm, destroying everything that dares to block in front of him.

"I didn't expect that there would be such a warrior!"

Aragorn turned his head to look at Gandalf.

"Gandalf, who is he?"

"I do not know either."

Gandalf shook his head silently.

"But he's on our side anyway, and that's enough."

"That's right."

Aragorn nodded, and drew his sword.

"We can't fall behind, brothers of Gondor and Rohan, charge!!!"