Chapter 2352 Umbridge (I Don't Know when I Can Go to Hainan)
In the end, Umbridge still failed to get the job of the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher as he wished, and could only be forced to teach the protection of magical animals, which made her very upset. She always looked gloomy when she looked at Ellie, but she didn Ellie Egg doesn't like her at all, and completely ignores her existence.
What's even more exasperating is that Umbridge can't do much at all.
Also angry was Harry.
Like in the original book, Harry is under tremendous pressure at this moment, no one knows what happened to him, those articles in the "Daily Prophet" who criticized him said that he is a liar who likes to attract attention, he is deliberately mysterious People are resurrected to attract other people's attention, it's just a lie and so on. Therefore, Harry was under a lot of pressure at school. Now he doesn't sleep in the dormitory of Gryffindor College almost every night, but runs to find Snape... What are the two of them doing all night? Ellie didn't want to know the answer to this kind of thing.
It has nothing to do with her anyway.
The students don't like Umbridge, her Fantastic Beasts are neither fun nor interesting nor delicious, just like in the book, Umbridge doesn't even show them any Fantastic Beasts, but just wants them to be simple Reading——Actually, if this person is not disgusting, Ellie still thinks this is a good way of teaching.
Although many students hate this, is the teacher teaching the class so that the students will like it?
The so-called "I like to learn" is simply a delusion in literary works. Well, apart from being a master, isn't learning always painful?
happy learning?
My brain is cramping, how could such a thing exist in the world. You might as well expect the sky to drop money more realistically.
However, with the promulgation of Education Order No. 23, the students suddenly became nervous.
As in the book, Educational Order XXIII gave Umbridge the title of Senior Hogwarts Inquisitor, a position she could use to scrutinize other teachers' courses to ensure they were up to standard. This immediately made all the teachers and students in Hogwarts quite unhappy.
But soon, they discover that this woman is more annoying than they imagined.
Not only did she always interrupt other teachers in class, but she also always asked some random questions and ended up making a mess.
Now, what all the teachers and students in the school are looking forward to is Ellie's Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
Especially Ron and Harry.
"Wait, Harry, Professor McGonagall taught her a hard lesson, I think Mrs. Ellie will only treat her harder... If she can also give that woman a 'running wildly', let her She just needs to run a few hundred laps around Hogwarts."
That's what Ron said to Harry before Defense Against the Dark Arts, and in fact all the students' eyes lit up when they walked into the class and saw Umbridge's pudgy figure in the pink sweater— ——Except for the first-year freshmen who have just entered, Ellie has already had a "bad reputation" in the hearts of other Hogwarts students, and they are now waiting to see how Ellie cleans up Umbridge.
But the first sentence Ellie said in class disappointed many students.
"Everyone put away their wands and their quills."
".........?"
Hearing this, many students were taken aback for a moment. They originally thought that Ellie would choose to cast a few jinxes on Umbridge or perform some very powerful magic as a "dismissal". But now it looks like Ellie doesn't intend to confront this nasty old woman head-on?
This is somewhat boring.
Although they thought so in their hearts, the students obediently took out the pens and paper, and then watched as Ellie tiptoed and wrote the word "fear" in big letters on the blackboard.
"Today, we are going to learn the nature of black magic."
Nature?
"Defense Against the Dark Arts class, you all already know that it is to defend against black magic, but what is the use of black magic?"
"........."
"Of course, everyone has their own answer, but if I were to say it, the essence of black magic is fear."
As she spoke, Ellie picked up the Daily Prophet.
"This is the news of the incident that happened during the Quidditch World Cup. I think you have seen it all, but I don't think you know why your parents and those adults are scared just by seeing the Dark Mark. Be out of your wits."
"Hmmmm!"
Hearing this, all the students nodded in haste. They were all born after that, and they had no impression of these Dark Marks. Therefore, after seeing these marks, they were puzzled by the pale face of their parents and even trembling with fright. , isn't it just a mark? So what if it represented the Dark Lord?
It's not that there are no students who have the courage to ask, but they are directly scolded by their parents, and there is no more to say.
But even so, instead of disappearing, their inner curiosity became more and more vigorous. Now that Ellie would tell them this story in class, they immediately put away all their scattered thoughts and stared at each other with wide eyes. Allie.
"Actually, at the very beginning, this mark didn't have any special meaning. You can probably see that Voldemort probably didn't have much artistic talent to design such a disgusting thing."
Speaking of this, Ellie even made a little joke, and the others laughed lightly——Ellie and Harry Potter are the only two in Hogwarts College who dare to casually mention Voldemort's name without caring They are all used to it. From the initial nervousness to the fact that he even dared to laugh now is enough to prove everything.
"Cough cough."
"At first no one would take this mark seriously, but then you also know that Voldemort and his henchmen went on a rampage, killing those who dared to oppose and resist them, and then released this mark outside their homes , so this mark has a different meaning——try to think about it, when you return home after a day of work and drag your tired body, and see the Dark Mark floating in the sky outside your house, you seem to be After realizing something, I stumbled into the house, and all I saw were the bodies of your family members..."
Speaking of this, Ellie's voice became deeper and deeper, and when the students imagined this scene, their faces were pale and livid, and even some of them were about to cry out if their minds were not firm.
"This is why this mark has changed the face of many people. The essence of the Dark Mark is just a mark. It does not have any powerful magic power, but when it is connected with some kind of evil deed, it will endow It is a brand new characteristic that makes this mark so terrifying..."
"Cough cough."
"Professor Umbridge, get out of my class if you're not well."
Ellie put down the chalk in her hand and looked at Umbridge, who was sitting behind and coughing, without the slightest light in her eyes. Under her gaze, Umbridge's expression froze slightly, and then he smiled.
"Oh, of course not, Miss Allie, I just don't think you should scare these lovely children..."
However, Ellie directly looked away and looked at the other students.
"Then today, I will teach you about the meaning of fear and symbols, as well as the essence of black magic."
Having said that, Ellie stretched out her hand and pointed at Umbridge.
"Professor Umbridge, if you don't mind coming over to help."
"Uh……………"
Looking at Ellie's indifferent bright red eyes, Umbridge really wanted to say he minded.
"Ms. Ellie, you should know that using black magic in class is a very dangerous behavior, and you have to teach these black magic to these children, the Ministry of Magic will not allow..."
"I don't need to use black magic to make them understand the meaning, so do you want to help?"
"……………no problem."
Hearing that the other party said that she didn't know how to use black magic, Umbridge finally breathed a sigh of relief. She walked forward with a smile and nodded to the other students. Ellie snapped her fingers, and quickly turned the blackboard in the classroom into a wooden bed. Then she drew her wand straight out and pointed it at Umbridge's back.
"All petrified!"
Umbridge, who was gesturing to the students, had no idea that Ellie would dare to attack behind him, and fell to the ground immediately, and then Ellie waved her wand again, nailing Umbridge to the wooden bed.
"Next, I'm going to use something very common to make you realize the connection between symbolism and fear."
As she spoke, Ellie stretched out her hand, and then took out a handful of... nails from her pocket.
"You know what this is, don't you?"
Facing Ellie's question, the students all nodded, nails, who doesn't know.
No matter how stupid a wizard is, he doesn't even know about nails.
"Are you afraid of nails?"
“……………………”
All the students shook their heads one after another. What do they think there is anything to be afraid of nails?
"Then I'm going to introduce an ancient punishment called nailing. Well, to put it simply, it involves hammering nails into the fingers of prisoners to make them feel pain. It's like this... "
As she spoke, Ellie walked up to Umbridge, took out a ten-centimeter nail and aimed it at the nail of Umbridge's finger, and then raised the hammer in her other hand. . Seeing this scene, Umbridge's frightened eyes changed, and the other students gasped and stared at Ellie.
Then the girl was seen raising the hammer and hitting it on the tip of the ring finger of Umbridge's right hand.
"Boom!"
"Oh!!!"
Umbridge said nothing, because there was nothing she could do now. And those students couldn't help screaming at the moment when Ellie's hammer fell, and many of them even held their right hands tremblingly, turning their heads and couldn't bear to look directly at them. However, Ellie didn't care at all. She picked up the iron nails again, swung the hammer again and again, and quickly pierced five iron nails through her nails, firmly nailing Umbridge's fingers to the wooden board. .
At this moment, Umbridge had already rolled his eyes and passed out.
"Old, teacher, you are too cruel!"
At this moment, Harry finally couldn't help but stop, and Ellie glanced at him, then waved her wand, and saw all the nails on Umbridge's fingers disappeared, and her hand... was completely absent. any scars.
"Cruel ass, this is just an illusion, just to tease you."
"call……………"
Hearing this, the students all breathed a sigh of relief and slumped on their chairs. Some even felt their backs were drenched in sweat.
"Okay, now, any of you would like to touch this nail?"
While talking, Ellie handed over the nails, but this time when the students saw the inconspicuous, ordinary, and dark nails in front of them, they were frightened and shook their heads desperately to hide ——As if what Ellie handed over was not a nail, but some terrifying monster.
"So now you understand the meaning of fear and symbolism?"
Nodding desperately, afraid to speak.
"very good."
Ellie scanned the students in front of her.
"Then today's homework is to write an article on fear, symbols and black magic, one foot long, and talk about your own views. That's it, get out of class is over."
After finishing speaking, Ellie stretched out her wand and waved it at Umbridge again. The petrification on Umbridge's body was untied the next moment, but at the same time...
"Wow!"
Accompanied by a light sound, a stench rushed towards her face, which made Ellie frowned and took two steps back.
Really can't do it, so scared to pee?
Grandma's dentures haven't been finished yet, so I still have to wait, and now that the XJ epidemic is happening, do I have to be quarantined when I go to other places? I'm in trouble......