Chapter 1011: Clever Silly Daughter-in-Law
"Manly man, keep what you say!" Gu Ye frowned, and said, "If you admit that you are a little woman at heart, you can just renege on it!"
This woman really deserves a beating! It is estimated that if she hadn't married a good husband, she would have been beaten to the point that her mother wouldn't even recognize her! Situ Yan held back his anger: "There is no need to use aggressive methods, I will not break my promise!"
"You two, can't you talk properly?" Ling Juechen looked helplessly beside him.
"No!" The two replied in unison.
Gu Ye even snorted coldly, and said, "Which woman have you ever seen who can be so magnanimous, with a rival in love... no, can she coexist peacefully with a mistress? I don't have such good self-cultivation and tolerance!"
Although Situ Yan didn't know the meaning of "Little San", he guessed that it was not a good word, so he sneered and said, "Don't provoke me with your love rival or not! A man can afford it and let it go! He rejected me back then. In a moment, I've already let go! You don't have to keep holding on to your pigtails and talk about it!"
"You sound nice. Since you have let go of my husband, why did you arrest me and lock me up? Don't you mean to use me to lure my husband to see you?" Gu Ye asked back.
Situ Yan smiled coldly again, and said: "Concubine Yin is pregnant, do you know? She summoned the hidden guards today and ordered that once it is confirmed that she is pregnant, she will attack you. I will snatch you here, yes Help! Do you know how to be grateful?
No, you don't understand! You woman's mind is muddled. Concubine Yin kidnapped you from Yan Kingdom, coaxed you with a few kind words, and tried her best to take care of her body. Not to mention, your medical skills are indeed worthy of the title of 'Little Miracle Doctor'.
It has only been more than a month, and the poisonous concubine's stomach has already received news. Chenzi, you are such a smart person, you have a lot of choices, why did you choose a fool to be your wife? "
"Who is the fool scolding?" Gu Ye was not happy.
"Whoever scolds someone stupidly!" Situ Yan was not fooled. The two are fighting like cocks, you stare at me and I stare at you, there is a tendency to fight if there is a disagreement.
"Are you two finished?" Ling Juechen stood between the two of them dumbfounded, blocking their sight. Originally, I was worried that Situ Yan's good looks would make his daughter-in-law crazy. Now it seems that the two are at odds!
"Husband...he scolded me and called me a fool!" Gu Ye covered his face and pretended to cry in Ling Juechen's arms.
"Just sue if you can't say it, can you show some face?" Situ Yan was ready to fight, and was stunned by her sudden mastery.
"Look, he also said that I'm shameless—" Gu Ye turned into a monster, hugged his man's slender waist, and continued to crawl into his arms.
Ling Juechen patted his wife on the back, and said softly, "Girl, it's not a bad thing to be stupid. It's said that stupid people are blessed with stupidity! Otherwise, how could you marry such an excellent husband-in-law like me?"
Situ Yan was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. Mom! Chenzi is possessed by something dirty? Such disgusting Bara words actually came out of his mouth.
Just now he thought that the stinky woman said those things to stimulate him, but he didn't believe that Chenzi could talk about love, and now his face was slapped instantly. Well, in the next few days, he will be walking with his head down!
Gu Ye was dissatisfied with her husband's answer: "Who is stupid? If I were stupid, I could become a great pharmacist at the age of thirteen, and the title of 'Peerless Little Doctor' at the age of fourteen would be famous all over the world? I'm so smart!"
"Yes, yes! My daughter-in-law is the smartest, there is no other person in the world who is smarter than my daughter-in-law." Ling Juechen hurriedly patted his daughter-in-law.
"What? She's the great pharmacist? At the big medicine meeting four years ago, she was the mysterious big pharmacist?" Situ Yan showed a shocked face.
Satisfied, Gu Ye cocked his tail in front of his rival and said, "Exactly! Don't worship me too much, she is just a legend!"
Situ Yan showed a thoughtful expression, and looked at Ling Juechen with sympathy: "I can understand, your intention of marrying her. I have wronged you!"
"What do you mean?!" If Ling Juechen hadn't hugged her waist, Gu Ye would have pounced on him and scratched his face, "Brother Chen and I are in love with each other, and our love is stronger than gold. It's not because of the great pharmacist identity!"
Ling Juechen stood firmly on his wife's side this time: "A Yan! I really like Ye'er. Our fate was destined in our previous life..."
"Chenzi, stop talking! I understand how you feel!" Situ Yan's face was full of pain.
"You understand what a fart!" Gu Ye kicked over with his short legs. Situ Yan couldn't avoid it in time because of his medication, and there was a cute little footprint on his snow-white clothes.
"A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!" Situ Yan gave her a contemptuous look, and said to Ling Juechen, "Your wife kicked her, aren't you responsible for the aftermath?"
Gu Ye put his hands on his hips: "I'm a woman, not a gentleman! Besides, I didn't move, I moved my feet! Husband, why are you taking pictures of his clothes? Tell me honestly, do you have an affair with him? Woooo Woo... I never thought that I could guard against women, but I couldn't guard against men. My life is so miserable—”
Seeing her covering her face and pretending to cry again, Situ Yan looked at Ling Juechen with black lines all over her head: "You can bear such a dramatist daughter-in-law?"
"Don't you think... very cute?" Ling Juechen walked over, rubbed the little daughter-in-law's head, and said with a smile.
"I don't think so at all!" Situ Yan seriously doubted the brother's aesthetics, "You two, do you think it's bastard with mung bean, strange flower meets strange flower?"
"Who are you scolding?" Gu Ye took off his delicate embroidered shoes and threw them towards Situ Yan. Quite accurate, right in the forehead!
Ling Juechen gave Situ Yan an apologetic look, bent down to pick up the embroidered shoes, patted the dust on them, squatted down and put them on for his wife: "Stop making trouble! Let's all sit down and talk, okay?"
"Hmph! If it's not for my husband's face, I won't cut you to death!" Gu Ye looked fierce, like a kitten with fried fur.
Situ Yan lifted his lips and clicked his tongue, but didn't retort, obviously because of Ling Juechen's face.
Ling Juechen took Gu Ye's hand, and when he went into the house, he turned his head and saw Situ Yan who was stiff, and then remembered that he had been tricked by his wife. Then he discussed with her in a good voice: "You should take the medicine you gave him."
"He tapped my acupoints all night, and you didn't seek justice for me. He just stood there for a short while, and your heart hurts?" Gu Ye had the urge to kill Situ Yan with poison.
"No... You don't want to give him the antidote, do you want me to move him in? Do you want your husband to have physical contact with him?" Ling Juechen asked back.
Gu Ye gestured with his hands: "Can't you grab him by the back collar with one hand and his belt with the other, and slip him in?"
"He's been my brother for more than ten years anyway, so we must save him some face, right?"
"He is my rival in love, why should I save face for him?" Gu Ye's face was full of displeasure.
"How can there be any rival in love? My heart has always belonged to you alone. Good Ye'er, good wife! Let him untie it, and I will hold him to apologize to you, isn't that okay?"
Ling Juechen felt that it would not be a problem for Situ Yan to stand there like a wooden stake. These two forbearance, can't always go on pointing at the wheat awn, can they?
You two, can you stop throwing dog food all the time. Have you considered my feelings? Situ Yan was disheartened: "Chenzi, leave me alone. Just let me stand here forever!"
Gu Ye was reluctant, and finally took out the antidote. Not long after Ling Juechen poured the antidote into Situ Yan's mouth, he could move freely.
"Uh-voo-" Situ Yan rushed to the side of the flowers, vomiting non-stop.
Ling Juechen looked at him sympathetically, remembering that the potions that Gu Ye sold to people who hated him in his previous life were all weird and disgusting. He has also been teased a few times, and the taste is really--forever unforgettable!
"Ayan, are you alright?" Ling Juechen's tone was gloating.
Situ Yan didn't straighten up slowly until he vomited until there was nothing to vomit in his stomach. He wiped away the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, pointed at Gu Ye with trembling fingers, and then at Ling Juechen: "You two, are you ganging up on me?"
"Sorry, the antidote doesn't suit your taste. I'll improve next time and try to make a taste you like. Do you think it's okay?" Gu Yepi said with a half-smile.
"Okay! You can do it!" Situ Yan flicked his sleeves and said harshly, "You'd better pray that you don't fall into my hands again!"
"In your hands, what can you do to me? Can you still force me?" Gu Ye glanced at a certain part of him, curled his lips and said.
Ling Juechen was not happy to listen: "Daughter-in-law, this sentence is too much! Comrade Gu Xiaoye, you have to pay attention to the way and occasion of speaking in the future. In front of your man, curse your man for wearing a cuckold, what do you think is appropriate?" ?"
"Enough is enough for you two!!" Situ Yan was so angry that his face turned purple, "Chenzi, can I have such a daughter-in-law? If I were you, I would have divorced her a long time ago! It's really... unreasonable and degrading!! "
"If you were my husband, no one would know about it!" Gu Ye knew that what he just said was indeed inappropriate, so he murmured in a low voice.
"Shut up!!" A chill spread between the two of them. The surrounding air seemed to be stagnant, making it hard to breathe. Ling Juechen—If a tiger doesn’t show its power, do you think I’m a sick cat?
As soon as Ling Juechen got angry, the two of them stopped talking in a timely manner. However, until they entered the room and sat down, they still refused to admit defeat and fought with their eyes. Ling Juechen was full of powerlessness and helplessness!
"A Yan, let me tell you about you first. Are you going back with me, or staying in Sen Country?" Ling Juechen looked at Situ Yan and asked.
Situ Yan didn't even think about it, so he responded, "Go back? Is it still possible to go back?"
Ling Juechen glared at him, and said, "Why can't you go back? Not long after you left, your brother found him. He was knocked into the river by the enemy, drifted away along the river, and was rescued by a farm family downstream Although he lost a leg, his life was saved anyway.
Your father was posthumously titled Marquis of Bravery, and your brother inherited the title. I have married a wife and had children, and I gave birth to a nephew and two nieces for you. Your brother has never given up looking for you, but you have not heard from me for so many years, and everyone who knows you thinks that you are in danger.