Chapter 1074 'Auxiliary Education'

"You don't have a teacher to lead you in, of course it's difficult!"

"What about my teacher?"

"Well, if you turn to the very middle, there is obviously a CD explaining basic education. When you learn more, there will be special demonstration images, schematic diagrams of the operation of aura, and the Dao mark left by the auxiliary editor. These are It's enough to help you overcome many difficulties in your practice. In the past, practitioners didn't have such good conditions, didn't you come here too?" Anyang said, "Also, if you really don't understand, this is not a living teacher's station. Are you on?"

"Oh! I will work hard!" Ji Weiwei said, "I will start studying tonight, and strive to achieve something as soon as possible!"

"It's good for you to have such a heart, but everything can't be rushed, don't think about it overnight. Well, if you really want to start tonight, then Xiaoqian and I will lay the foundation for you!" Anyang said with a serious face.

"Okay! Thank you." Ji Weiwei's eyes were full of sincere thanks, and then she was full of determination.

At this time, Huang Lan turned on the TV, glanced at his eyes, nestled his slender and exaggerated figure into the sofa, and said, "The Spring Festival Gala is almost over, it's just those of you who watch fireworks and don't know how to let go of magic. Have you?"

"What's so good about magic..." Anyang pouted in contempt and sat down.

"Mortal magic, don't you expect it?"

"What to expect."

"Why don't you expect it?" Huang Lan asked back.

"The grade is too low, too bad."

"But it's very interesting!" Huang Lan insisted.

"Where's the fun?"

"What kind of power does a cricket have? As human beings, can't you just squeeze it to death? In your opinion, shouldn't their fights be low-level, bad, and boring? Then since It's so trivial and why are there so many people who love cricket fighting?"

"Uh... Pindao doesn't want to talk to you!"

"You can only watch the replay, sigh." Huang Lan curled up those tight, strong and slender legs on the sofa, grabbed a pillow and hugged it on his chest, and watched the end of the Spring Festival Gala under the pillow. There is a sketch, but now the Spring Festival Gala sketch has more and more educational significance and more and more political correctness, but it has lost a lot of laughs.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside, Xiaoqian glanced at it, she seemed to be a slender woman, accompanied by a young man, she frowned in doubt, got up and said, "I'll open the door and see."

The visitor is a neighbor of An's father and An's mother, and a young man who also lives in Jiangshui Pavilion, but he has rarely seen it.

From here, it can be seen that they were obviously a little surprised by Comrade Xiaoqian's appearance, even the woman was stunned for a while before expressing her intention.

I only heard Xiaoqian say: "It was custom-made in Japan, and it can only be seen at large fireworks exhibitions. It is usually not available for purchase, so I'm sorry, but I can't tell you where to buy it.  … ...Yes, the last one is also, but the last one can be regarded as a controlled product, and I can't reveal the source, so I'm really sorry."

"...It doesn't matter, I can't call it a disturbance."

"goodbye."

Comrade Xiaoqian closed the door, walked back, and wrote lightly: "The little couple next door, it sounds like they should be from a good family, ask me where I bought the fireworks before, and use them when I want to get married... eh? Weiwei, you Why do you keep looking at sister Huang Lan with such strange eyes? Is there a flower on sister Huang Lan's face?"

Suddenly Huang Lan also turned his head and said lightly: "Yes, Weiwei, you have seen me many times. Why, do you think I am very beautiful, but even so, you haven't seen enough in Guizhou for a few days? ?"

Ji Weiwei was a little embarrassed: "No, nothing."

After a long time, she came to Anyang's ear and asked, "That... is Huang Lan really a tiger spirit?"

"Yeah." Anyang nodded, "Yes!"

"A tiger that eats people?"

"You ask, how can there be a tiger that doesn't eat people?" Anyang said inexplicably.

"Can't you be quiet?" Ji Weiwei immediately reached out to cover Anyang's mouth, glanced at Huang Lan with a guilty conscience, and then asked, "Then Huang Lan...does it eat people too?"

"You have to ask her, but I don't think human meat is as good as Kobe beef for her, right?" Anyang waited until Ji Weiwei released her hand from covering his mouth, before using it either too big, not too small, not salty or bland. The voice said, "By the way, cats, especially those after they become sperm, have very strong hearing. Even if we speak softly, if we don't use magic to soundproof, she can still hear it so close."

Ji Weiwei was stunned for a moment, the hand covering his mouth stopped abruptly in mid-air, her face flushed with embarrassment, she didn't dare to look at Huang Lan, and even glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. At the same time, he secretly pinched Anyang's waist and muttered softly, "Don't you know how to use magic to sound insulation?"

"Well, you didn't tell me to use it! By the way, she can hear your words that fully expose your guilty conscience!"

"Ah, it's so embarrassing!" Goddess Ji covered her face with a slap, looking like she was about to collapse.

At this time, Huang Lan also turned his head lazily, looked at Anyang helplessly, and took a deep breath: "Fellow Daoist Anyang, since you know that I can hear you, why do you spare no effort to slander my reputation? Where have I eaten people? When have you seen me eat people? Can't you just say that I don't eat people in front of Miss Weiwei? Really! What's so delicious about the sour flesh? !?"

Ji Weiwei was fine when she heard the front, but her hair stood on end when she heard the latter sentence. She couldn't imagine that this was the person she had traveled with in Guizhou, and they had eaten a bowl of yellow beef together and ate the same meal with the same spoon. A bowl of yogurt, and I walked around Qianhu Miao Village holding hands and took pictures...

This is just crazy!

Probably only Anyang can have a calm conversation with Huang Lan, she thought so, and just happened to hear Anyang say: "I didn't know if you have eaten people, and I didn't tell Weiwei that you have eaten people. In this way, I just maintained my honesty with integrity! But as far as I know, the western Xinjiang region was in the Little Ice Age a hundred years ago. There is no harvest, and the ground is full of hunger. As the top of the food chain, you can successfully survive and complete the accumulation of primitive blood and energy before obtaining the Taoist shape. The possibility of cannibalism is very high. , you don’t need to hunt, you don’t eat for nothing, don’t you think?”

"Hu... nonsense, I was transformed a hundred years ago!"

"Ah! So that's the case! Isn't your actual age older than we predicted before?"

"You are more annoying than those wild dogs!"

Ji Weiwei blinked her eyes twice, and finally came back to her senses, then nodded and comforted herself: They should all be joking, how could someone as cute as Huang Lan eat people, at most... At most, eat three It's just a catty of crayfish, five portions of spicy snails and a dozen catties of keel...

While watching the end of the Spring Festival Gala, while chatting and laughing, time passed quickly, and soon it was approaching twelve o'clock, and the Spring Festival Gala was about to end.

The host on the TV has already started to read the closing remarks, followed by the countdown, New Year's Eve.

Ji Weiwei finally summoned up the courage to say, "This is the first New Year's Eve we have gathered together. Let's count down together. How can we make the ritual stronger and more solemn, what do you think?"

"Okay!" Comrade Xiaoqian smiled.

"Then... agree!" An Yang.

"Mmmm!" Rabbit Essence.

"I don't care!" A certain big cat.

It wasn't until several people turned their attention to Xiaochan that the timid little fox shrank its head and nodded.

"here we go!"

"ten!"

"Nine!"

"Eight!"

"..."

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

The New Year's bell rings!

Comrade Xiaoqian, the great goddess Ji, a big cat, a rabbit spirit, a little fox, the first official New Year's Eve with Anyang, and it was completed successfully.

"At this time, we should spend champagne to celebrate." Comrade Xiaoqian's mouth evoked a shallow arc.

"That's right, but there shouldn't be champagne at my uncle and auntie's house, only high-calcium milk at most."

"It's okay, Xiaochan knows this."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, Xiaochan, use your technique of attracting clouds to get a bottle of champagne, shouldn't it be easy?" Comrade Xiaoqian said to Xiaochan.

The little fox, who was only over one meter tall, was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and closed his eyes, his expression solemn and solemn, and time passed little by little. After a while, she opened her eyes again, her face flushed red, raised her head to look around, and said timidly: "That incense...champagne...what does it look like..."

"Uh, it doesn't matter, husband has a way."

"……Um?"

"..." Anyang murmured an obscure incantation, then waved his hand, opened a black hole the size of a pot lid, put his hand in and stayed for a while, and when he retracted his hand, he had already taken a bottle of champagne, "Isn't it wrong?"

"Sure enough, your husband is reliable!" After Xiaoqian finished speaking, she saw Xiaochan next to her bowing her head deeply, her face flushed, and added, "Xiaochan is also very good. It is a basic rule for minors not to drink alcohol, and Xiaochan does not. It's normal to know alcohol."

After drinking champagne to celebrate, there was a commotion for a while, and it was almost one o'clock in the morning, and everyone went upstairs to rest.

Among them, Rabbit Jing slept in the only room left, Xiao Chan had her own room, Huang Lan slept in the original Ji Weiwei's room, and Ji Weiwei went to An You's room to sleep.

Not long after, Ji Weiwei, holding a few training textbooks with a naive face, full of trust and thirst for knowledge, opened the door of Anyang and Xiaoqian, and walked in unprepared, ready to accept the teachings of the two of them. Step on the road of cultivation, step by step to the peak of life, but it seems that I don't know that I have entered the tiger's mouth.

Of the three, Ji Weiwei would usually not agree. Not only would she not agree, but she would also resolutely oppose it. However, the matter had come to this point, and she couldn't resist. With Comrade Xiaoqian's personality, she would definitely not go against Anyang's thoughts, so...

Some things just happen naturally.

... (ellipsis means everything)

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