Chapter 9 The Correct Way to Pee

"Hit, beat him!"

"Kill him, kill him!"

Everyone kicked wildly. At first, the robber was still struggling desperately, but there were too many feet outstretched, and he couldn't get up at all. Gradually, the robber stopped moving.

The crowd kicked for a while before they stopped.

"It doesn't move, it looks like it's dead."

"Dead? It's too hard to beat."

Someone took off the robber's headgear, looked at it and said, "This is not a three-shot gun, it has hair, and the three-shot is a bald head."

"This gun is also fake." Someone picked up the gun and casually fiddled with it.

Jiang Hao was holding the trousers in one hand, and the gun in the other hand. When the gun was in his hand, he was shocked. Damn, this is definitely not a fake gun. Kind of, it's not the same as in the movie, isn't it a fake gun in the movie?

Jiang Hao stood up and shouted, "Don't move." After that, he pulled the trigger with his gun at the sky: "Boom, boom."

There were two consecutive shots, and the ears of the surrounding people buzzed.

Everyone's face turned blue with fear, "Oh, my mother, this is a real guy, it can start."

"With so much energy, if this shot hits the body, it wouldn't be all holes."

"Why did I rush up just now?"

"I saw Brother Zhan'ao rushing over, so I rushed over there."

Everyone was afraid, and when they looked at Yu Zhanao, there was a little more respect in their eyes.

In fact, Jiang Hao is also afraid now. The fake gun has become a real gun. If he hadn't moved quickly, if the robber shot him, he wouldn't even have a chance to run.

Jiu'er walked back to the sedan chair, Jiang Hao looked at it, and the eyes of the two looked at each other in the air, as if there was a different kind of emotion.

Which woman doesn't love heroes and still saves her own hero. It took a long time for Jiu'er to slowly lower the sedan curtain.

"What should I do with this person?" a guy pointed at the robber and asked.

Jiang Hao came back to his senses, looked at the dead robber, and said, "Find a place to bury him, it's better than abandoning the corpse in the wilderness."

"Brother Zhan'ao is very particular," someone said.

The crowd took out the money from the bandits’ pockets and reported the number themselves, and it was not bad. Now people are sincere, and people divide the money.

I found a small dirt pit in the sorghum field, threw the corpse into it, and covered it with some soil from the side. It is estimated that the sorghum here will grow more vigorously next year.

The gun Jiang Hao left behind. He also found gunpowder gourds and lead shells on the bandits. Although it was only a fire gun, he was also a gun. If he could use it, he couldn't carry it with him now. Jiang Hao took the gun. He hid in a sorghum field.

He set off again, and arrived at Shibalipu Winery after half an hour. Jiu'er got off the sedan chair with a red hood and was led by a woman to the room. Jiang Hao stood watching from a distance. Er suddenly stopped and turned to look at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao also quietly looked at the red hijab.

Although neither of them could see each other's eyes, they both knew that the other was looking at them, which was like a silent communication.

"Let's go, come in," the woman said.

Jiu'er turned around and walked into the dirt house.

Seeing Jiu'er's red jacket disappear, Jiang Hao suddenly felt a strong sense of loss. He didn't belong to this world, why would he feel so strong.

he does not know.

Suppress your mind, you are here to do the task, buy wine and buy wine.

"I want to buy a jar of wine to take home." Jiang Hao said.

"When I met a robber on the road, Brother Zhanche rushed up first, otherwise this time would definitely be bad. It stands to reason that we should give you a jar, but this is the owner's thing, and we can't use it as a favor. ' said a man embarrassed.

"It's okay, it should be." Jiang Hao smiled heartily.

When I came to the wine cellar where the wine was stored, there were rows of wine jars, large and small, such as the large jars as tall as one person, a jar of 200 jin, and the smallest jar of 30 jin. For a while, Jiang Hao covered a jar of wine with his palm, silently reciting "collection" in his heart.

Ten seconds passed, and the jar of wine did not disappear.

Jiang Hao also received a system message: "This wine does not meet customer requirements!"

Failed!

Jiang Hao suddenly remembered that in the movie, Yu Zhanao poured urine into the wine to make the wine taste good, why don't you try it yourself.

But the guy is here, he can't pee, he can only buy it back.

Shaking the four silver dollars in his pocket, it was just enough to buy a small jar of wine. The man tied the wine jar with a hemp rope, let Jiang Hao carry it on his back, and went out of the wine shop to the hillside. Jiang Hao turned his head again. Glancing at the adobe houses, he finally gritted his teeth and turned away.

Walking to the green gauze tent on the sorghum field, Jiang Hao got into it, put down the wine jar, opened the lid, and smelled it. There was a strong smell of soju, which could not be better. He dipped a little with his fingers, put it in his mouth and licked it, not to mention it. , the taste is really bad, no wonder the system will not accept it.

Jiang Hao smiled and began to pee in the wine jar.

If this time is successful, he is going to find a way to get a sum of money, buy a hundred jars of wine, or simply use the stolen one.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~~"

After urinating, he closed the lid and shook the wine jar vigorously a few times to fully mix the wine and urine to achieve the best taste. Then he covered the wine jar with his hands, and Jiang Hao silently recited "collect" again.

"Ding~ This wine does not meet customer requirements!"

The system's answer is exactly the same as before.

Jiang Hao was dumbfounded. Did he urinate too much?

Or, is it a little hot today, or does it need to be fermented for a while?

You won't need to figure out the best formula for peeing on your own, which would be a hassle.

Jiang Hao thought about it for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that it may not be the problem of his own pee, but the problem may be the alcohol.

In the movie, the old shopkeeper died, Jiu'er propped up the wine shop, and the new wine was not good. Yu Zhanao came over and urinated in the wine jar, which made the wine taste good.

It seems that we have to wait to make new wine.

However, to make new wine, the old shopkeeper needs to die, but in the movie, it seems that Yu Zhanao is the one who killed the old shopkeeper, isn't that himself.

Murder is not a trivial matter. Killing the robber before was forced to do it for the sake of it. The big guys came together and accidentally killed him. If Jiang Hao deliberately murdered a person, he might not have such a ruthless heart.

Jiang Hao felt that he needed to think about it. He was about to leave when he saw that the jar of wine on the ground stopped again, and he tied the twine and put it on his back again.

It's not that he doesn't want to throw it away. The four yuan he bought for the wine is his entire net worth. If this jar of wine is thrown away again, he will really only be able to drink the northwest wind these days. I will see if I can sell it, even if I exchange it for two oceans, at least I can have a few days of food money.